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"You don't run an operating system on a machine like this. That'll just slow it down."

For years I've been saying "I miss the old, smaller internet", but the reality is I just needed to get my ass off of larger websites.

Why the hell is the Demoscene community so tiny? There's virtually zero presence in America.

It's like the coolest art form ever created, and the "biggest demoparty in the world" had less than 10k max viewers, got banned by Twitch for no reason, and literally nobody but the community at large even noticed, and they fixed it too fast to even care.

C'mon folks, live-coding shaders is way better than e-sports, and running prods on your own hardware is a treat.

Join the scene.

Like, if you ever wonder why women don't gravitate towards Computer Science, go take a trip to the Hacker News comments section on any article even remotely touching on women's issues.

Brogrammers for days...

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Found a guy:

"Let's not politicize science"

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"Female DNA is why girls play with dolls"

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Snorting a heroic rail of cocaine, jumping into bed, turning off the lights, and thrashing around violently as I try to drift into a peaceful night's sleep.

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the best wikipedia articles are the ones that start with an extremely normal paragraph followed by an extremely buck-wild paragraph

Me: "Burning discs is antiquated and inefficient"

25GB BD-R Discs: *are $0.30/disc*

Me: *Buys a 400-disc binder and spools of BD-Rs*

Writing a Twitter-to-Mastodon crossposting script that also checks if the people you're replying to are also crossposting, so that your response gets posted to both their Twitter and Masto threads.

Except not really, I'm awful at coding. If someone else does it I'll give you a star on GitHub.

Sometimes I see a clickbait headline that says something like "12 little-known q-tip rules. #7 is federal law.", and the thought that somebody was compelled to click this headline to learn more fills me with emotional agony.

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.