Toffer D. Brutechild @toffer@jorts.horse

Reminder, it would mean a lot to me if you bought my book. It’s not thick and the language is simple.

If you buy it, I hope you have some reaction to it.

Also, writing doesn’t pay a lot…

https://www.itstoffer.com/support

New favorite: https://www.instagram.com/p/BwiORYYjz4J

Sk8er Boi

I’m having way too much fun with this: https://instagram.com/episodicentrepreneur

I am a golden god.

I announced three companies today because I’m a serial entrepreneur.

Macy Lovelace: https://tumblr.itstoffer.com/post/184183667109/selling-things-only-online-with-no-middleman-has

PerpetualCaddy: https://tumblr.itstoffer.com/post/184183676844/perpetualcaddy-the-only-monthly-subscription-box

Little Help?: https://tumblr.itstoffer.com/post/184183685034/do-you-need-something-do-you-need-it-asafp

I am ecstatic to introduce something revolutionary, Macy Lovelace a digital storefront that directly sells digital storefronts to consumers.

Macy Lovelace is the Warby Parker of Warby Parker-like digital storefronts.

Use the code ‘GermanBlades’ to save 50% off your first order.

💞🔔🙏🏻𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓮𝓻𝓼 🙏🏻🔔💞

This is a picture of my chest, looking a little sexy — in my opinion.

Kiss me I’m sleepy.

The internal thought “Will Smith is black!” sent me into a panic and also helped me prevent a relationship from becoming awkward.

https://youtu.be/_zXKtfKnfT8

I love you all.

I keep forgetting about this place.

https://theoutline.com/post/7083/the-magical-thinking-of-guys-who-love-logic?zd=1&zi=vppcl7hu

I’m going to the store to buy litter. Anyone need anything?

I should be here more. I’m getting no replies or boosts or anything and I feel like a normie because of it.

What are you excited about right now?

I’m bloated.