Mx Toffer D. Brutechild HSD-SC @toffer@jorts.horse

This is the whitest shit ever.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCoztEwl_hm/

This is the hero we deserve.

https://m.tiktok.com/v/6838629835170958597.html?u_code=d7a8mde104klj1&preview_pb=0&language=en&_d=d9lkjm71c6je3b&share_item_id=6838629835170958597&timestamp=1594740498&user_id=6715775277085393925&tt_from=more

The person fixing their mask is my new hero.

Ding dong!

https://song.link/https://open.spotify.com/track/4QWRvlXU8dRUobH9YCDrIY

I’m in Houston city limits. Fireworks are banned. I have animals. It’s July 5th. Stop shooting them off assholes.

This is still my favorite fight scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6piUQsaOOSQ

Honestly? This has probably been a problem in Florida for generations now.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/deadly-brain-eating-amoeba-confirmed-in-florida

If this is an ad for Chernobyl season two I’m going to be very impressed.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/radioactivity-hike-northern-europe-source-unknown-71491631

RIP.

“We do not make policy changes tied to revenue pressure,” ― Carolyn Everson, vice president of Global Business Group at Facebook

Facebook makes most of its money from dumb conservatives, which is why they don’t care about *this* revenue pressure.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/facebook-looks-to-contain-advertising-boycott-over-hate-speech-11593120639

This is why I just laughed so loud at the WWDC keynote.

I have a new hero.

https://m.tiktok.com/v/6831973935869857030.html

I want ice cream now.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBnoRAVHg0a/

We should not defund the terminator program.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/just-because-theyve-turned-against-humanity-doesnt-mean-we-should-defund-the-terminator-program

Love this song and the emotional response I get from it.

https://song.link/https://open.spotify.com/track/1lkY2LapHfItRKTDpWoZli

I prefer my caption to the slides I make.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBjMqcUDIbg/

I will not apologize for how I have my tinder profile set up.

http://gotinder.com/@itstoffer

Making the Clackity Noise https://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/169873399/clackity-noise via Instapaper

Great thoughts.

Productivity tips for the crazy times we’re living in.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBgv8NgjE4c/

Damn right. This person fucking nailed it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBcytJopxaf/