It’s terrible to see millionaire on millionaire crime distracting from the conversation about getting the working class what they need to construct guillotines.

THE ANSWER IS PROBABLY GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSFACE BUT IF THAT DOESN’T ADDRESS YOUR ISSUE FEEL FREE TO REPLY TO THIS AND I’LL REPLY TO YOU IF YOU AREN’T A WORTHLESS SLICE OF SHITPIE.

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THOSE FUCKING THINGS — TWEEZERS, PILL HOLDER, DUMB ASS EDC TUBE — ARE HOOKED TOGETHER WITH THESE (MOST LIKELY ALSO JUST WHITE-LABELED SHIT) TOGETHER THEY GET THROWN UNDER THE DUFFEL BAG ALONG WITH AN IPHONE CABLE.

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OKAY THE ONE-USE SPLINTER THINGS ARE IN A TUBE THAT FUCKING SAYS OUTDOOR EDC ON THE TOP BIT OF THE LID. WTF WAS THIS JUST SOME BULLSHIT I BOUGHT OFF OF AMAZON THAT CAME FROM SOMEONE WHO DROPSHIPS THINGS FOR 30X THE COST?

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TOFFER YOU’RE POSTING DUMB SHIT ON MASTODON. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICINE? YES. I TOOK IT WHILE REFILLING THIS WITH A DAYS WORTH OF MEDS ON TOP AND CAFFEINE PILLS AND IBUPROFEN ON THE BOTTOM AND BITS OF COTTON FACE PADS BETWEEN THEM! YOU DUMB SHIT.

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