Mx Toffer D. Brutechild HSD-SC @toffer@jorts.horse
- Them/They
- https://www.mypronouns.org/they-them
- Website
- http://itstoffer.com
- https://instagram.com/toffer
- Bird site
- https://twitter.com/toffer
Writer of #1 New York Times Bestseller, Not a Gift Nor Gifted: A Guide for Other Mediocre White People With Memories of Grandeur and Similar Delusions
Joined Oct 2018
He gave it his best shot but his best wasn’t good enough.
That’s it. I’m losing some fucking weight.
https://www.orlebarbrown.com/us/men/sweats/goldfinger-onesie/light-blue/270060.html
It’s terrible to see millionaire on millionaire crime distracting from the conversation about getting the working class what they need to construct guillotines.
Favorite pen company dropped a new one today.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/namisu/neo-a-magnetic-titanium-fountain-pen
I can’t prove this is bullshit, but this is 100% bullshit.
Is there still cool stuff on the internet? Yes. Fucking duh.
Honestly, this is the best explanation I’ve seen.
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdAuq2V7/
THE ANSWER IS PROBABLY GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSFACE BUT IF THAT DOESN’T ADDRESS YOUR ISSUE FEEL FREE TO REPLY TO THIS AND I’LL REPLY TO YOU IF YOU AREN’T A WORTHLESS SLICE OF SHITPIE.
QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? TRUE CONCERNS ABOUT MY WELL-BEING?
THOSE FUCKING THINGS — TWEEZERS, PILL HOLDER, DUMB ASS EDC TUBE — ARE HOOKED TOGETHER WITH THESE (MOST LIKELY ALSO JUST WHITE-LABELED SHIT) TOGETHER THEY GET THROWN UNDER THE DUFFEL BAG ALONG WITH AN IPHONE CABLE.
OKAY THE ONE-USE SPLINTER THINGS ARE IN A TUBE THAT FUCKING SAYS OUTDOOR EDC ON THE TOP BIT OF THE LID. WTF WAS THIS JUST SOME BULLSHIT I BOUGHT OFF OF AMAZON THAT CAME FROM SOMEONE WHO DROPSHIPS THINGS FOR 30X THE COST?
IS THAT EVERYTHING? I DON’T KNOW LET ME CHECK DOUCHE.
TOFFER YOU’RE POSTING DUMB SHIT ON MASTODON. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICINE? YES. I TOOK IT WHILE REFILLING THIS WITH A DAYS WORTH OF MEDS ON TOP AND CAFFEINE PILLS AND IBUPROFEN ON THE BOTTOM AND BITS OF COTTON FACE PADS BETWEEN THEM! YOU DUMB SHIT.
https://www.cielopillholders.com/products/wide-dual-chamber-pill-holder
AND THE OLD VERSION OF THIS BECAUSE THEY’RE STILL AMAZING!
- Them/They
- https://www.mypronouns.org/they-them
- Website
- http://itstoffer.com
- https://instagram.com/toffer
- Bird site
- https://twitter.com/toffer
Writer of #1 New York Times Bestseller, Not a Gift Nor Gifted: A Guide for Other Mediocre White People With Memories of Grandeur and Similar Delusions
Joined Oct 2018
