This is a picture of my chest, looking a little sexy — in my opinion.

@interneteh this is why I followed you and I can’t even find it. Good toot!

@interneteh this is why I followed you and I can’t even find it. Good toot!

I might have a scar. Tell me how fucking badass and sexy I look.

I’m not sure if I can show this off so of course I’m going to do it.

Here’s a still-in-the-works preview of an article of mine being published in an award winning zine. erasable.us/plumbago/

I wrote an entire movie about Cecil (dog friend), Jax (foster dog friend), and Patrick (cat friend) and I wanted you all to be the first to read it in its entirety.

Cecil Cute-Butt Ice Cream Cone Sword-Brutechild The First of His Name and First of His Kind in The House of Sword and Brutechild.

Fuck this is a good ass one of theses.

Mine is: French Kissing Planets and Other Impossible Ordeals

I’m really getting serious about trying to get strangers to buy me shit.

I have a keyboard shortcut and everything.

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.