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Shitposting the existiantial angst away, like a civilized person.

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Caution: i am reckless and i WILL follow you based on just one or two moderately funny shitposts

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cool fact: the original luddites didn’t oppose technology but rather the bosses using new tech to disenfranchise workers! the bosses then had the luddites murdered in the streets and their arguments were replaced with “tech bad 🤢” to prevent others from carrying on their challenge to industrial authorities

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fucking monkeys paw
i want to watch a movie with my nephew
he wants to watch fuckin alvin and the chipmunks

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Turns out a fully grown guinea pig can jump up on your bed from the floor no problem

You keep them in cages because they allow it

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dream, eggs 

i dreamt that I got out my commodore 64 and we were checking out some old software. the data was stored on eggs. an old method of storing data. you’d put the egg in to what looked like one half of an acoustic coupler for a telephone handset. we were trying to image them all. we had boxes and boxes of eggs to get through, white eggs, brown eggs, written on in marker pen, some just loose in bags. you had to be very careful you didn’t break any of these original mid-80s era data eggs

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getting all up in the thalamus groove, hitting it deep and giving my man a pineal orgasm

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david, playing his secret chord: check this shit out
the lord: mmm, that is well balearic

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i used to think that making something "presentable" was about making it look as exciting and as good and polished as possible, but it's actually about making something as normal and boring as possible, so that it's culturally 'legible' to people and nobody gets weirded out by it

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Im just trying shit out and simply vibing to my own natural frequency

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All drugs should be legal but a lot of them suck ass and kill people I love or admire.

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You, making weird replies: NOTICE ME GOAT
me, calmly pressing the mute button: sh sh sh shhhhhhh quiet now

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Left unity is all my friends posting Fuck Landlords when my landlord is a cunt

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asking me to read and comprehend is authoritarian

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ꙮ and here it is! ꙮ

earthly delights ogdo volume 2a. inside:
— an interview with @garfiald answering such vital questions as 'why didn't you make a shrek-themed account instead'
@Colophonscrawl on the mythology of kill six billion demons
— art by @a_lizard
— poetry and short fiction by myself
— and worse!

doom.solutions/ogdo2a.pdf

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FUCK i just remembered i saw a fat chihuahua wearing goggles and riding in a backpack with his lil paws up on someone's shoulder as they drove a motorcycle around the lake this evening

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youtube decided i needed to have a look at

youtube.com/watch?v=oQq3Jwz0bD

this album, and folks? it whips ass, it's like funk with chinese folk music influences afaict

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