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if i demo my banana cleaner and nobody is there to see it, are my bananas clean

Jan 06, 2023, 03:41 · · 1 · 3 · 6
Jan 06, 2023, 03:44
beevo @beevobarefoot@mstdn.ca

@vegetablegremlin *coughs* its a penis

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Jan 06, 2023, 03:45
Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻 @vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse

@beevobarefoot thats not what the documentation suggests

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Jan 06, 2023, 03:52
eviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw) @eviloatmeal@ak.angelstrapped.com
@beevobarefoot @vegetablegremlin I don't think you can clean your banana with a penis...

Better to use the banana cleaner.
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Jan 06, 2023, 15:00
beevo @beevobarefoot@mstdn.ca

@eviloatmeal @vegetablegremlin *puts down cleaver* ok so ive made a mistake

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