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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦,
𝙄𝙏 𝙋𝙐𝙎𝙃 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿.

𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑪𝑼𝑪𝑲...

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goodnight social
goodnight cloud
goodnight citizens of radical town
goodnight cryptids
and lively witches
goodnight sunbeams
goodnight chickens
goodnight monsters
and their farmers
goodnight horses wearing jorts
goodnight dragons in the garden
goodnight KNZK GANG
goodnight moon

have a feeling tomorrow’s gonna be a bad one

noah ☭ boosted

Don't read this. Just don't 

jalapeno pussy poppers

every time i've tried to put a mac hard drive into APFS it has gone so horribly wrong

noah ☭ boosted

I don't like lasagna. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere.

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if osama bin laden had a car it’d be a porsche 9/11

I don't like lasagna. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere.

if osama bin laden had a car it’d be a porsche 9/11

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.