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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦,
𝙄𝙏 𝙋𝙐𝙎𝙃 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿.

𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑪𝑼𝑪𝑲...

noah ☭ boosted
noah ☭ boosted

I understand. You found paradise in Bofa, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The mods protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Evelien, give me boosts." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Birthday Girl. Instead, you come into my house on my birthday, and you ask me to boost your toots.

noah ☭ boosted

goodnight social
goodnight cloud
goodnight citizens of radical town
goodnight cryptids
and lively witches
goodnight sunbeams
goodnight chickens
goodnight monsters
and their farmers
goodnight horses wearing jorts
goodnight dragons in the garden
goodnight KNZK GANG
goodnight moon

have a feeling tomorrow’s gonna be a bad one

noah ☭ boosted

Don't read this. Just don't 

every time i've tried to put a mac hard drive into APFS it has gone so horribly wrong

noah ☭ boosted

I don't like lasagna. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere.

noah ☭ boosted

if osama bin laden had a car it’d be a porsche 9/11

I don't like lasagna. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere.

if osama bin laden had a car it’d be a porsche 9/11

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.