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Ghibli movies are a gateway anime that can lead to people getting hooked on the hard shit like idol anime

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have to start an oral tradition of passing down banger tweets to each generation

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my advice for watching anime is that if you're ever worried that something you're watching is too weird and trashy and that your friends and family wouldn't understand if they knew you watched it then you're watching the good shit and you need to fully embrace your true nature as human trash

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if anime is to be believed then any tall, slightly butch woman with a deep voice can make straight girls gay

i'm curious if this is true

The Godfather was a good movie, but you shouldn't do all that stuff in real life

Jesus Henry CHRIST.
Why have we been calling them flare guns when Very Pistol (So skill) (Much Amaze) (Many Wow) was an option this whole time.

need a woman big enough to princess carry me

egg irl posts are weird because someone will be talking about how they have parents who are abusing them for being queer but it's in a funny meme format

a good investment is a big tub of croissants for snacking

konosuba really figured it out by making the tank a pervert who enjoys pain and humiliation

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enjoying the hbomberguy video not because I'm into YouTube drama, but because I like well executed cattiness

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.