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Women who work in a customer-facing service job are infinitely braver than the bravest Troop.

Remember to let your first coat of professionalism veneer dry fully before applying another thin layer

If you say “today years old” come over to my house so I can kick you in the nuts.

my friend was telling me she thought it was funny some kids at her school were playing rick astley, 'but i think it's to do with some kind of meme?' and i was like so...you mean a new rick astley related meme? but she doesn't. i had to explain rickrolling in the year 2021. i can't imagine being this offline. simply inspiring

New law: if you have nothing to do at work, you can go home.

It's not a vaccination unless it comes from Variolae vaccinae, everything else is just sparkling innoculation.

How certain people feel about the fading out of the use of squibs in movies and the need to bring them back is how I feel about end-credits rap songs that sum up the plot of the movie that just ended.

Shitpost, genitals 

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Dick gun: gun that fires little dick projectiles?

gun shaped like a dick?

Gun that when it shoots u, u grow a dick?

Gun made specifically for the purpose of shooting people's dicks?

lol nerds are really out here buying PNG's for money, the first letter literally means portable ya nerds. That's why I only buy JPEG's and BMP's, way more secure

reservoir dogs? they look like people to me

sorry for the false alarm, everyone. the white house thinks 70% of adults have had at least one dose because i've had 13,000 doses and messed up their Excel sheet

clowns to the left of me, jokers on my right, jesters in front of me, mimes on my tail, harlequins blocking my exit, i am completely fucking fenced in by fools. this is my worst nightmare

Ugh fine here's some meta 

And just speaking for myself, I have no personal need to block those domains, because so far I haven't had any recent negative interactions (or in fact any interactions) with m.s or m.o users who aren't mutuals. You do you, but I've blocked a hell ton of smaller instances because of how terrible their own admins are at handling their users' behavior and how much more often that was impacting my online experience. shrug

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Basically, I do recommend that .social and .online users migrate to non-Eugen instances; and if instances are having moderation problems due to .social and .online mods being unable or unwilling to keep up, then blocking those instances completely makes sense. But beyond those steps, I can't muster much of an emotional response to what Eugen's doing. If we want a true decentralized network, I don't want to further the myth that those instances "matter" more than others.

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For people who don't have those skills, myself included, it does suck to see aspects of the project go in markedly the wrong direction, because I can't do anything about it; but at the end of the day, I'm more bothered by the structural aspects of this fiasco than anything personal. Eugen isn't Jack Dorsey. Hell, if you want a clueless smaller-scale social media figurehead whose bumbling has created far worse problems than Eugen's, look up FetLife's John Baku, lmao. >

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