Welcome new users to the #fediverse some important #feditips to get you started.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.
@yaldi the danger is stored in the balls
@yaldi Shit like this is how I knew mastodon was right for me
@robotrecall @yaldi hard same, the shitposts on here are pure class
@stavvers @robotrecall @yaldi I read this as "...the shitposts here are pure chaos" and immediately thought "Use them as random seeds." Beat that, wall o' lava lamps.
@Kencf618033 @stavvers @yaldi brb, re-replacing rand()
@yaldi long-term Dumb Bitch warning messages