HELLO I sincerely demand an animal crossing-specific masto instance and if there isn't one then....Goddammit I'll have to figure out how to make one I GUESS #acnh #acnhcustom #acnhcodes

it's 4:30 and that means in anotjer 2 and a half hrs I will have made it through an entire workweek having left my bed for maybe a cumulative 3 hours

in the span of 2 minutes I have found and followed two separate accounts that just toot jean portmanteaus


a mastodon instance for tooting about questionable vests

I can't stop fuckin making new masto accts every time I find a Very Good URL and im remembering how I ended up with 20 discrete AIM usernames

im just a nerd, standing in front of the internet, asking to not get ​:cancelled_1:​‍​:cancelled_2:​‍​:cancelled_3:​‍ for posting this everywhere

I thought to myself, wow, I miss how fast bofa used to move, I want to recapture that shitposting spark, made an acct at shitposter.club and quickly saw the entire fed TL was gab posts ​:fire_a:​​:fire_a:​​:fire_a:​​:fire_a:​​:fire_a:​​:fire_a:​

lotta hate against loss prevention on the tl tonight... some people become loss prevention agents to get out of poverty uwu. we shouldn't blame them, they're just doing their job being the thin yellow line between order and chaos. boost if you support loss prevention agents

warning - extreme whoopsie levels detected

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smash mouth levels are 85% and steady

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I just slowly fell out of my bed face-first and in trying to not knock my entire baja blast over instead ended up crushing it with my shoulder and dumping the whole thing directly into my carpet


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Unstoppable shitposting engine.