two things I had no idea you could buy
1) key rings
b) rubber bands
I thought they were just.. there.. like rubber bands and key rings just materialized in your junk drawer (always along with a key to a vw bug) a week after you needed one much like how theres just always a potato masher making one of your drawers impossible to open but you never remember buying one
and if you needed more rubber bands you had to subscribe to the paper
Unstoppable shitposting engine.