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I don't know what you're talking about! I've seen myself in the mirror many times and that's exactly what I look like!

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I don't know what you're talking about! I've seen myself in the mirror many times and that's exactly what I look like!

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I teach my kid to make good choice... because it's way easier than punishing him

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I teach my kid to make good choice... because it's way easier than punishing him

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I teach my kid to make good choices... because the impulse to punch a fascist should be fostered and encouraged

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I teach my kid to make good choices... because the impulse to punch a fascist should be fostered and encouraged

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I teach my kid to make good choices... because responsible kids can get away with absolute murder and the school doesn't care

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I teach my kid to make good choices... because responsible kids can get away with absolute murder and the school doesn't care

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Pelmenia: going nuts for Russian dumplings

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Pelmenia: going nuts for Russian dumplings

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It's not a Soap Problem, it's a Soap Solution

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It's not a Soap Problem, it's a Soap Solution

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"Mama, if I fall asleep, please feed me grapes one by one."

Duly noted. Murder husband in his sleep.

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"Mama, if I fall asleep, please feed me grapes one by one."

Duly noted. Murder husband in his sleep.

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Laundry day

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Laundry day

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I've had Love Buzz, the original Shocking Blue version, stuck in my head since the whole Tunnel of Love thing yesterday. I can think of worse things

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I've had Love Buzz, the original Shocking Blue version, stuck in my head since the whole Tunnel of Love thing yesterday. I can think of worse things

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At summer camp, the kids wore masks except when they went down to the lake. That'd be waterboarding.

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At summer camp, the kids wore masks except when they went down to the lake. That'd be waterboarding.

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Omp. Omp. That's what sea turtles be like

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Omp. Omp. That's what sea turtles be like

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Come in to my Love Tunnel

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Come in to my Love Tunnel

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I told my husband , "Go get the bondage boots. It's time to watch TV"

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I told my husband , "Go get the bondage boots. It's time to watch TV"

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Well la-di-da, Mr High and Mighty. Like you haven't had to crawl to the bathroom before

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Well la-di-da, Mr High and Mighty. Like you haven't had to crawl to the bathroom before

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Ho-ho-ho hum. There's never anything on over the holiday break

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Ho-ho-ho hum. There's never anything on over the holiday break

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I was going for "swanky New Year's," but it looks like bridal nails for a wedding between two grooms

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I was going for "swanky New Year's," but it looks like bridal nails for a wedding between two grooms