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Your Apple watch measures and records if and when you ovulate now? Probably turn that feature off.

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Your Apple watch measures and records if and when you ovulate now? Probably turn that feature off.

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New week, fresh sheets.
Challenge accepted.

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New week, fresh sheets.
Challenge accepted.

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My husband- "I stopped by Macy's on the way home from work and got some new shirts."
Me- Cues catwalk music

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My husband- "I stopped by Macy's on the way home from work and got some new shirts."
Me- Cues catwalk music

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You don't have to clean your vegetables if you put parm on them before you wet-cook them. The parm dissolves and forms a film on the bottom of your pot with all the grit stuck in it

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You don't have to clean your vegetables if you put parm on them before you wet-cook them. The parm dissolves and forms a film on the bottom of your pot with all the grit stuck in it

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Raycats have 9 half-lives

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Raycats have 9 half-lives

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It's not fraud if you say your business is experiencing "exponential growth" if you ascive your seeming success "the power of one"

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It's not fraud if you say your business is experiencing "exponential growth" if you ascive your seeming success "the power of one"

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I'm serious about skincare

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I'm serious about skincare

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I bought my son some bioluminescent plankton for a school project.
We let out "oooh!" and "aaaah!" as they produced an undulating shimmer and told us "we must find the recipe for Krabby Patties"

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I bought my son some bioluminescent plankton for a school project.
We let out "oooh!" and "aaaah!" as they produced an undulating shimmer and told us "we must find the recipe for Krabby Patties"

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Mmm, iconoclasm

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Mmm, iconoclasm

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Usually my brain damage is all cute silly visual mix-ups, but sometimes it's not. I sometimes wish it'd never happened and feel so guilty and spoiled because nobody's's as lucky as me

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Usually my brain damage is all cute silly visual mix-ups, but sometimes it's not. I sometimes wish it'd never happened and feel so guilty and spoiled because nobody's's as lucky as me

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"What the hell is New Year's observed?"- my 10 year old

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"What the hell is New Year's observed?"- my 10 year old

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The right pair of shoes can make all the difference

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The right pair of shoes can make all the difference

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@DataShade https://youtu.be/g8vpCSE3ocM

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I got to the step where you deglaze the pan. Now what?

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I got to the step where you deglaze the pan. Now what?

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Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

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Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

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@saddestrobots but how tight is his tuck?

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@saddestrobots but how tight is his tuck?

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Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year!

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@Wildheart_Baby @saddestrobots

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@saddestrobots my goals for the new year all involve not needing emergency medical intervention. I'm gonna crush it

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@saddestrobots my goals for the new year all involve not needing emergency medical intervention. I'm gonna crush it