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St Woke of Pronouns

when you go to finland, it is a tradition to sit directly next to whoever looks loneliest

it's a finnish concept called 'perkele' it's untranslatable, the concept yeah I don't speak finnish but the last guy i sat next to on the bus described it as 'Mene kusemaan muuntajaan.'

Mar 28, 2025, 02:03 · Public · 13 · 21
Jeff Smith
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@glencoe and you have to talk with them and try to cheer them up.

St Woke of Pronouns
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@sumisu3 Exactly right!

sluttymayo
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@glencoe @sumisu3 something like "i love it here in scandanavia" is a good icebreaker for your new finnish bestie

Jeff Smith
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@sluttymayo @glencoe and “I heard Finland is the happiest country in the world, why do you think that is?”

sunny pew-pew
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@glencoe it’s time for the perkele-tor!