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Finally working more on my website! I'm pretty happy with it. I set up status cafe and am trying to figure out where to put a button... Meh. Maybe I'll just keep it as it is.

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Finally working more on my website! I'm pretty happy with it. I set up status cafe and am trying to figure out where to put a button... Meh. Maybe I'll just keep it as it is.

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@beanclock @sluttymayo Honestly, I have been considering installing the PS2 OS on a PS2 just for novelty's sake. I might have to see if I can do so simply to maximize my posting stonks here

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@beanclock @sluttymayo Honestly, I have been considering installing the PS2 OS on a PS2 just for novelty's sake. I might have to see if I can do so simply to maximize my posting stonks here

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@sluttymayo turning my Smart TV into a Piss TV by logging into jorts dot horse

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@sluttymayo turning my Smart TV into a Piss TV by logging into jorts dot horse

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@sluttymayo The movemement will not be televised

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@sluttymayo The movemement will not be televised

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I hope the image description is alright. I'm bad at describing myself and how I look. Also I have no clue how to properly content-warn on Fedi, let me know if I need to add something?

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I hope the image description is alright. I'm bad at describing myself and how I look. Also I have no clue how to properly content-warn on Fedi, let me know if I need to add something?

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AAAAAA THE WEBWITCH IS REAL EVERYONE RUN (full-body selfie)

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Felt cute. Might do esoteric shit to a computer processor later.

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Felt cute. Might do esoteric shit to a computer processor later.

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A person taking a full-body mirror selfie. Its face is not in frame, but it has short dirty blond hair. It's wearing skeleton fingerless sleeves, a lacy short-sleeved black dress, black-and-white striped tights, and platform Mary Janes.

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jorts.horse is a beautiful gender-neutral name

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jorts.horse is a beautiful gender-neutral name

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I won't apologize. I love the name jorts.horse.

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I won't apologize. I love the name jorts.horse.

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MA!!!! Someone's jortsing our horses again!!!!

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MA!!!! Someone's jortsing our horses again!!!!

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Playing weird old games again, like I am every day. I love weird old games

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Playing weird old games again, like I am every day. I love weird old games

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Live, Laugh, Piss

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Live, Laugh, Piss

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Oh I'm so glad Jorts dot Horse's domain is back. The one other time I tried to join fediverse, the instance I joined went down completely less than 24 hours later due to mod drama.

Fedi is truly bringing back the old Internet forum feel.

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Oh I'm so glad Jorts dot Horse's domain is back. The one other time I tried to join fediverse, the instance I joined went down completely less than 24 hours later due to mod drama.

Fedi is truly bringing back the old Internet forum feel.

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It's good to know that I am, quote-unquote, "winning at pissing" here at jorts dot horse. Do NOT invite me to your pissing contests; I piss to win, babey!

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It's good to know that I am, quote-unquote, "winning at pissing" here at jorts dot horse. Do NOT invite me to your pissing contests; I piss to win, babey!

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#NewToFedi What's up, I'm Lenore, and I took an extended internet break only to discover the sites I frequented all kind of suck now. So, guess I'm on Fedi now!

I play old video games and do esoteric fuckery to get them to work sometimes.

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#NewToFedi What's up, I'm Lenore, and I took an extended internet break only to discover the sites I frequented all kind of suck now. So, guess I'm on Fedi now!

I play old video games and do esoteric fuckery to get them to work sometimes.

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She jorts on my horse until I piss? *said with a shakier voice, clearly terrified* She's jorting on my horses until I PISS?

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She jorts on my horse until I piss? *said with a shakier voice, clearly terrified* She's jorting on my horses until I PISS?