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eating my hair which you might think is for self-care but its not its actually really bad

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eating my hair which you might think is for self-care but its not its actually really bad

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guy who opens quotes using two of the backwards apostrophes as a stylistic choice rather than the more appropriate and readily available quotation mark but when someone owns me over it i say sorry this is just my accent

this isn’t me by the way i don’t do this i don’t know why i said ``i” there

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guy who opens quotes using two of the backwards apostrophes as a stylistic choice rather than the more appropriate and readily available quotation mark but when someone owns me over it i say sorry this is just my accent

this isn’t me by the way i don’t do this i don’t know why i said ``i” there

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thinkin bout havin my own summer of 69 ‘if you know what i mean’ (iykwim)

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thinkin bout havin my own summer of 69 ‘if you know what i mean’ (iykwim)

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@wraptile @graue @Gargron > What would stop a big evil character from just blocking everyone who disagrees with them to appear as if everyone does agree with them?

im 100% certain no one will give a shit or even notice, but please also consider for a moment why you think this is more important than people needing to protect themselves and others from seeing fascists because to me it seems like you think fascists should be seen

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@wraptile @graue @Gargron > What would stop a big evil character from just blocking everyone who disagrees with them to appear as if everyone does agree with them?

im 100% certain no one will give a shit or even notice, but please also consider for a moment why you think this is more important than people needing to protect themselves and others from seeing fascists because to me it seems like you think fascists should be seen

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do the gender investigator bit but for AI generated media; “we can always tell”

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do the gender investigator bit but for AI generated media; “we can always tell”

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jonny galt and the invisible handbeezy

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jonny galt and the invisible handbeezy

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@bracara they were called beyblades and our moms would buy them for us for christmas

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@bracara they were called beyblades and our moms would buy them for us for christmas

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@beanclock just accounts and like buttons, nothing else

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@beanclock just accounts and like buttons, nothing else

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b-52s voice: hawk if she wants tuah

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b-52s voice: hawk if she wants tuah

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unpopular opinion: they should make the maximum character limit zero

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unpopular opinion: they should make the maximum character limit zero

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selecting the right font to maximize conversions on my website where i sell tshirts that say shit like “im the motherfucking boss of this dick” and “if you want to stare at these tits you should buy them a ring 💍”

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selecting the right font to maximize conversions on my website where i sell tshirts that say shit like “im the motherfucking boss of this dick” and “if you want to stare at these tits you should buy them a ring 💍”

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@Ananas *checks watch* think we’re there now my friend

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@Ananas *checks watch* think we’re there now my friend

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@sluttymayo @Z don’t forget the useless glass breaker; actually there’s two ends so one on each in case you accidentally pick the wrong end both can be equally ineffective

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@sluttymayo @Z don’t forget the useless glass breaker; actually there’s two ends so one on each in case you accidentally pick the wrong end both can be equally ineffective

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@Ananas the u.s. military is excited to extend the success of operation paperclip to the stars

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@Ananas the u.s. military is excited to extend the success of operation paperclip to the stars

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@starkraving666
No problem with nail cut-
ting groove

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@starkraving666
No problem with nail cut-
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the best arguments are those that crumble under the simplest scrutiny

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the best arguments are those that crumble under the simplest scrutiny

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guy: i hate when *some inscrutable take* it’s always like that

me: no it isn’t

guy: oh yeah, you’re right

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guy: i hate when *some inscrutable take* it’s always like that

me: no it isn’t

guy: oh yeah, you’re right

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guy who starts a new line at the end of each line on their screen because they don’t realize it’s not 1960 anymore or that computers can word wrap by themselves and also doesn’t know your lines dont end on my screen where they do on their screen so they look like an insane person writing a poem

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guy who starts a new line at the end of each line on their screen because they don’t realize it’s not 1960 anymore or that computers can word wrap by themselves and also doesn’t know your lines dont end on my screen where they do on their screen so they look like an insane person writing a poem