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Jesse Eisenberg trying to convince you to fuck him instead of Michael Cera because he's more of a "bad boy"

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@healyn I still think this accurately explains what's going on there

A pokemon evolution chart showing Michael Cera > Jesse Eisenberg > Andy Samberg, with Squirtle's evo path to show the process being described
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Mar 15, 2019, 05:58 · Public · Tusky · 60 · 70
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