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sluttymayo

this is a pro daylight savings time account

i don't care if i "lose" one hour on a weekend in march, it's probably rainy and shitty out anyway because it's march

i don't care if it's dark in the morning, i have to go to work then anyway so it's a write-off time of day. "it's dangerous for kids waiting for the school bus" abolish cars, then

when it's 10pm in june and it's still a tiny bit light out i am invincible

Mar 07, 2025, 15:43 · Public · Tusky · 1 · 12