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AnarchoNinaWrites
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See, some guy yesterday accused me of being angry all the time, which I mean - what fucking business is it of yours anyway? Someone got a gun to your head making you read my posts or something?

But also; I'm not angry at all this afternoon because my replies aren't full of dipshits making excuses for a political/media class and candidate who blew a winnable election to a reality TV show nazi by running slightly right of fucking Bismarck.

AnarchoNinaWrites
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In fact, I'm actually kinda jazzed because the BF has promised to be bring me back cheeseburger poutine, which is exactly what it sounds like - a poutine with a disgusting amount of ground beef mixed in.

It's ahh, horrible and yet wonderful at the same time.

AnarchoNinaWrites
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Mind you, I also haven't opened a newspaper yet today and at some point I'm going to have to start doing that again; but it kinda already feels like this week is a wash so I might wait until Sunday to try and go back into "all that awful shit."

Eli Wallach's favorite Bass

@AnarchoNinaWrites It's like that line and steel magnolias when Dolly Parton is asked what size her shoe is

It's something like well it used to be a five but now a seven feels so good that I wear an eight

That's why I've taken a year to work on the voice, that extra space is invaluable

And why I can't do what you do in terms of media consumption

🙏💆🧘💜

(Here's to spoons and fresh muse)

Nov 15, 2024, 17:48 · · Unlisted · 0 · 1