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me and my husband Geoff are queering heterosexuality by rebranding our marriage as a "bicule"

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watching russian doll last night reminded me of my weirdest carnival story

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boys please don't explain things to me i already know exactly as much as i can stand to know

@boobshaver @Gargron @heartles @esvrld @LaComtesseRouge @luna @geesehoward @CyclopsCaveman @PhoebeWallerPalladino @TrixieBurgers @burgin @horsefucker_thicc @ThanosFan69 @Aleums @corvid17 @esvrld2 @jo_entropic a contingent of us think that you might be able to specify you are replying to gnome people in the thread. Wait that's supposed to say none. If I said gnome before that explains why it didn't work

group selfie, eye contact 

cute binch coffee time with @morae@cybre.space and @ghostlyeleanor@cryptids.online

selfie, the mastodon crossover event of the season! 

getting breakfast with @ghostlyeleanor@cryptids.online

selfies, ec 

just cuttin up with @redcosmonaut@cryptids.online

if stewart doesn't start hrt by season 6 what's even the point

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two seasons into letterkenny and i can't decide if i love it or hate it but the skids are cute

almost a year has passed since my coming out video and i'm so tempted to edit the second half to include footage of me looking even hotter now, maybe hire a guy with a RED camera and a steadicam rig, or do bullet time, or,

you ever just have to keep starting a song over cause you're like i wasn't done feeling yet

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today's song i just gotta keep hearing is soccer mommy covering i'm on fire

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