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me and my husband Geoff are queering heterosexuality by rebranding our marriage as a "bicule"

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watching russian doll last night reminded me of my weirdest carnival story

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boys please don't explain things to me i already know exactly as much as i can stand to know

@boobshaver @Gargron @heartles @esvrld @LaComtesseRouge @luna @geesehoward @CyclopsCaveman @PhoebeWallerPalladino @TrixieBurgers @burgin @horsefucker_thicc @ThanosFan69 @Aleums @corvid17 @esvrld2 @jo_entropic a contingent of us think that you might be able to specify you are replying to gnome people in the thread. Wait that's supposed to say none. If I said gnome before that explains why it didn't work

group selfie, eye contact 

cute binch coffee time with and

selfie, the mastodon crossover event of the season! 

getting breakfast with

selfies, ec 

just cuttin up with

if stewart doesn't start hrt by season 6 what's even the point

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two seasons into letterkenny and i can't decide if i love it or hate it but the skids are cute

almost a year has passed since my coming out video and i'm so tempted to edit the second half to include footage of me looking even hotter now, maybe hire a guy with a RED camera and a steadicam rig, or do bullet time, or,

you ever just have to keep starting a song over cause you're like i wasn't done feeling yet

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today's song i just gotta keep hearing is soccer mommy covering i'm on fire

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