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me and my husband Geoff are queering heterosexuality by rebranding our marriage as a "bicule"

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watching russian doll last night reminded me of my weirdest carnival story

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boys please don't explain things to me i already know exactly as much as i can stand to know

group selfie, eye contact 

cute binch coffee time with @morae@cybre.space and @ghostlyeleanor@cryptids.online

selfie, the mastodon crossover event of the season! 

getting breakfast with @ghostlyeleanor@cryptids.online

selfies, ec 

just cuttin up with @redcosmonaut@cryptids.online

@burgin *coldplay voice*
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if stewart doesn't start hrt by season 6 what's even the point

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two seasons into letterkenny and i can't decide if i love it or hate it but the skids are cute

almost a year has passed since my coming out video and i'm so tempted to edit the second half to include footage of me looking even hotter now, maybe hire a guy with a RED camera and a steadicam rig, or do bullet time, or,

you ever just have to keep starting a song over cause you're like i wasn't done feeling yet

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today's song i just gotta keep hearing is soccer mommy covering i'm on fire

okay so i died twice but otherwise dnd went okay lol

listening to "the stove and the toaster" to get hype because i have a tendency to look at everything as a heist

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i am also going to forgive myself for this, because i have been both busy and sick, and also because this is not high school, it is a fun game with friends

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my character got beaucoup gold in the last thing and also a cursed pearl embedded in her forehead, i was supposed to have been thinking these things over and also go shopping for supplies for the next thing. i am going to get there early and cram in the last 20 minutes before because i have learned nothing since high school

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i am thoroughly convinced that i would rule in an escape room scenario despite the fact that i have thought multiple times that my car was stolen when i was just in the wrong parking garage at tye mall

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