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Welcome to the JORTS HORSE GANG. This instance is a haven for shitposting leftists who reckon it's time to hit the ol' road and find themselves on the open range.

Don't be an asshole. More information available here.

This instance is run by:
@killeveryhetero, @jizzwitch, and @dubsteppenwolf.

Home to 167 users
Who authored 57,761 statuses

What is Mastodon?

JORTS DOT HORSE is a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-horse software. It is decentralized, like HUGE JORTS.

Built for real shitposting
With 500 characters at your disposal and support for granular content and media warnings, you can express yourself the way you want to.
You’re a horse, not a product
JORTS DOT HORSE is not a commercial network. No advertising, no data mining, no walled gardens. There is no central authority.
Always within reach
Multiple apps for iOS, Android, and other platforms thanks to a developer-friendly API ecosystem allow you to keep up with your herd anywhere.
A more humane approach
Learning from failures of other networks, JORTS DOT HORSE aims to make ethical design choices to combat the misuse of social media.