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lyric posting Show more

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so I suppose I have this complex that I assume people matter more to me than I do to them - wait shit I gotta shower before work I'll finish this thought in a few minutes.

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please don't abbreviate game of Thrones as GOT in your CWs, people who filter Game of Thrones content (me) can't filter got because it's a common word.

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if you ate a saxophone, it would be a snacksophone

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@nuttgodd@radical.town nutt i'm afraid i've just made the worst thing

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JON FAVREAU: hey werner buddy, you ready to shoot your scene? pedro's been waiting for a bit, that suit gets really sweaty
WERNER HERZOG, MALAISED WATCHING A VIDEO OF THE NICK NOLTE ALIEN: the moisture farmer is simple, on appearance he is diminuitive in comparision to the hulking bounty hunter. He has no armada of weapons, yet in this relationship he holds power. Why is this? He has made an unholy pact with nature, these beasts will one day devour him for his insolence, as is the rightful way

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So I have received the bill from my ER visit last month and it's simply not something I can afford. I've somehow got to pay a 700 dollar bill now and I've got several more to come from the myriad of tests and scans I've had since that visit.
Any amount helps, please.
PayPal: 90skid2001@gmail.com
CashApp: $90sKid2001
Venmo: @NinetiesKid2001

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Hey employer if I get all my shit done before my shift is officially over dont give me more shit to do thatll make me late to leave k thanx

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foucault the bunny's like "any four walls are a prison"

So I have received the bill from my ER visit last month and it's simply not something I can afford. I've somehow got to pay a 700 dollar bill now and I've got several more to come from the myriad of tests and scans I've had since that visit.
Any amount helps, please.
PayPal: 90skid2001@gmail.com
CashApp: $90sKid2001
Venmo: @NinetiesKid2001

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“Why are there so many protests around the globe” asks the news headline in between ten minute interview segments with billionaires

my name is blurry face and I care what you think

I was monumentally high when I wrote this and while it only took 2 tries to type it, it took a full 10 minutes to say it due to giggles

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lewd, dieting advice? Show more

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