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lyric posting 

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so I suppose I have this complex that I assume people matter more to me than I do to them - wait shit I gotta shower before work I'll finish this thought in a few minutes.

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please don't abbreviate game of Thrones as GOT in your CWs, people who filter Game of Thrones content (me) can't filter got because it's a common word.

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if you ate a saxophone, it would be a snacksophone

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@nuttgodd@radical.town nutt i'm afraid i've just made the worst thing

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I've been high on cough medicine for 2 days straight. which will go first, my cold or my liver

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ec selfies, Cute 

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tell me a joke

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I see them Capitalists have their priorities completely straight when it comes to virus outbreak.

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Mal: Medica II For All  

I just heard someone make an interesting point which is that liberal media might have their airwaves too jam packed with impeachment bullshit to have enough space to get around to attacking Bernie as much as they want to lol

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dog, canine eye contact, cuteness 

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y'all every heard of Lincoln Chafee

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who runs this place

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wait I love peemo

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eye contact selfie 

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am I just following old versions of accounts or has this place slowed down

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hi folks been a while, is this still the Be Cute / Call People Cute social media? and also can anyone hear me? I really have no idea what go on

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y'all are the best people why can't I keep myself on this platform

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Elon Musk presenting the money triangle

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if you post the car the money man wins

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⚸On the Road Again  
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JON FAVREAU: hey werner buddy, you ready to shoot your scene? pedro's been waiting for a bit, that suit gets really sweaty
WERNER HERZOG, MALAISED WATCHING A VIDEO OF THE NICK NOLTE ALIEN: the moisture farmer is simple, on appearance he is diminuitive in comparision to the hulking bounty hunter. He has no armada of weapons, yet in this relationship he holds power. Why is this? He has made an unholy pact with nature, these beasts will one day devour him for his insolence, as is the rightful way

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i love tellin my Bros they look fucking sexy

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So I have received the bill from my ER visit last month and it's simply not something I can afford. I've somehow got to pay a 700 dollar bill now and I've got several more to come from the myriad of tests and scans I've had since that visit.
Any amount helps, please.
PayPal: 90skid2001@gmail.com
CashApp: $90sKid2001
Venmo: @NinetiesKid2001

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Hey employer if I get all my shit done before my shift is officially over dont give me more shit to do thatll make me late to leave k thanx

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