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BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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@kevinwhipwrecked wait so maybe there's a whole neoliberalverse involved here, and nate silver uses 538 as in its how many copies of peter daou's house music was sold, primarily to friends and family?

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"please ma'am.... i've done what you want... just... let my family go... let them return to twitter, where it's safe...!"

i turn, bones creaking and popping at impossible angles, staring into his eyes through my mess of matted hair with a gaze like burning embers.

in a growling, inhuman voice, i hurl my words at him:


hooting and hollering about hamberders from atop the ruins of my crumbling empire

ugh fine mom whatever im sorry i called you an ignorant tool of the bourgeoisie can i have my xbox back

[you hear the faint sound of machinery powering down as los_ingobernables' login is temporarily disabled]

rest well, king 😔

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