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☭⚢☭ useless lesbian ＊ certified nuclear waste technician ＊ insane cat hag ＊ anarcho-communist scum ＊ power abusing trash admin ＊ very spooky ☭⚢☭
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BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops
Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:
1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
[ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ...]
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when another instance demands to know what jorts is "going to do" about a user that was in a fedi slapfight with some other user:
the charisma carpenter / joss whedon thing makes SO much sense if you watched season 4/5 of Angel.... cordelia's plotline never made any fucking sense within the context of the show, it just... blew up, and the way it happened always felt weird and mean.
SURPRISE! that's exactly what it was. what a loser
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frogs are neat
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if anyone has been thinking of joining or coming back to JORTS DOT HORSE 
and didn't because it was so out of date, well, now's your chance. sign-ups are re-enabled, we're running latest masto, and (afaik) we've never been at the center of a fedi controversy
downsides: absentee badmin who never posts
upsides: damn thats a sexy jorts horse logo 
i might need to disable sign-ups again if we get inundated with weird bot accounts like last time, but for now they're open!
heavy topic, fedi drama
dude weed lmao
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@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town @kelsey @Slipperywerm
YOU DRAW ON ONE OF US
YOU DRAW ON ALL OF US
COMIN IN WITH THE CLOP CLOP GAT GAT FOOL
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*extremely waluigi voice*
𝑾𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬ
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THIS INSTANCE HAS TAKEN
THE WORM OATH
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anyone remember the worm oath
jiccup (jorts hiccup)
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Last night, @killeveryhetero worked late into the night, with support from @Luxotek, to make sure we could continue to enjoy our shitposting. This is how it went down, I assume:
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☭⚢☭ useless lesbian ＊ certified nuclear waste technician ＊ insane cat hag ＊ anarcho-communist scum ＊ power abusing trash admin ＊ very spooky ☭⚢☭
Joined Oct 2018
