@ancient_catbus PLEASE ENJOY THIS CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
IT WILL TAKE ME ONE THOUSAND YEARS TO UPLOAD ON MY SHITTY WEBSITE
BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops
Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:
1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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@killeveryhetero government mandated bedtime: that's fascism
job mandated bedtime: that's patriotism
@killeveryhetero 8 hours for REST
8 hours for WHAT WE WILL
8 hours for STAYS UP LATE, DRINKING COFFEE AND PLAYING WITH HER PHONE IN BED
@killeveryhetero
in conclusion: the company would be more productive if they let Amy have a three-hour siesta every day to recharge after lunch
amy's got some hot girl vibes tho for real, laying in bed just chugging coffee while doomscrolling that's based as hell
i'm only a couple of episodes in and i don't actually want anyone to give me the answer in advance, but --
if gundam witch from mercury is queerbaiting me i'm going to scream incoherently about it for years
generations of youths will hear my screeching, for decades, and roll their eyes like "there goes granny, screaming about mecha robots or some shit again, what an absolute loser" and i will merely hiss and snarl at them in response
@killeveryhetero if i were like 10% more motivated i'd photoshop the background so it says 'scromiting'
you see, the joke here is that you were expecting an absurd punchline, but instead, it's just his fetish and he's requesting that you indulge him in it. in this case, the humor is derived from the subversion of your expectations -- you expected the absurd, but were presented with the mundane, and by the nature of your expectations the mundane has become absurd. in this TED talk i will attempt to
@killeveryhetero yeah, was a glorious moment 2 minutes ago.
anyone remember pissing? #throwbackthursday
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