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BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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Asking for help, please boost Show more

would it be dumb to bring this to a skate shop and ask em to give it a once over and let me know if theres anything like, structurally wrong with it? i know nothing about this shit so,

who wants to take bets on how quickly i end up hurting myself i don't have a fucking clue how to use this thing

lux is gonna be *annoyed*

Zᴏᴇʏ ʜᴀs ᴀᴄǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ: [Lᴏɴɢʙᴏᴀʀᴅ]

somebody left a perfectly good(?) longboard in the trash room

does anyone want to hear the funniest knock-knock joke ever?

Watch out boy, she'll snoot you up

Oooohhh here she comes

She's an anteater

🚨 PSA FOR NEW USERS 🚨 CW: abuse, rapist, drama, here we go again Show more

@awg @orekix I can't believe her handle is literally "killeverhetro" .. like that sounds like a shit poster .. and if it's not ... How do they not understand how hateful that is? It's literally advocating violence against everyone of a specific sexual orientation.

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(pwease don't hellthread these people. they are too precious for that)

@Knzk @cambrian_era @amic @anna @killeveryhetero @sophia @socialskeleton @cocoron

a hot dog is not a sandwich

because it is a taco

thank you, I will not be accepting replies on this post,

muttering under my breath on a conference call with american-flag-belt-coworker, "god you're an idiot"

AFBC: "sorry, what was that?"

woops where's that pesky mute button

love too wake up at 6:30 AM to listen to american flag belt man make harry fucking potter metaphors about microsoft excel in a phone call to india

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.