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BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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PSA: Horse Guy (Mike) is not the same guy as American Flag Belt Guy

totally different Guy

i despise american flag belt guy with every fiber of my being, if I was doing a long-running prank war on him it would be a lot more mean-spirited because he is a horrible devil of a man

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an hour after that last text in the chat ...... my burner number rang from a generic number from my company

and i, brain as smooth as a rock, thought it was a regular work call

and i ANSWERED

and it was MIKE, fishing to see who the 985 number was

HOWEVER

AN ERROR WAS MADE IN THIS OPERATION

YEEEEEEE HAW, PARDNERS

and yes, that is my remaining horse figurines that i placed on top of a growing head of cabbage that @dubsteppenwolf is growing, and then photoshopped to look like it isn't real

so... i made a new burner number, and joined the group chat...

so there's a work group chat with most of the people involved in this saga

ahem *taps mic* A-AHEM *tap tap* aHEM

guess what day it is,

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woops i fixed it i think

the domain expired today

this is what i get for being an absentee admin

hork hork hork

anyone remember a meme where "you come to a fork in the road" or something and there's a sphynx with either ron paul or rand paul's face on it asking you to solve riddles? i swear i didn't make this up but no combination of search terms is finding it

y'all remember bofa? damn what was that like 20 years ago

kim jong unf send toot

i miss horseday 🐎

.......we have several pages of this. I really dunno what's going on here -- they've all got similar vaguely-japanese sounding usernames, algorithmic display names of "real names", and random avis presumably generated randomly from imgur or google images.

we've temporarily disabled sign-ups to jorts.horse to stop whatever script is creating hundreds of these accounts for no discernable reason. you can still invite users if you need/want to.