@ancient_catbus PLEASE ENJOY THIS CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
IT WILL TAKE ME ONE THOUSAND YEARS TO UPLOAD ON MY SHITTY WEBSITE
BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops
Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:
1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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i forget how fedi culture works cuz i Never Post anymore but y'all can boost the selfies or whatever i don't give a shit
okay a random woman just put a leather "kinky slut" collar on me i guess i fit in now ahahahaha
feeling like i might have misunderstood the assignment a bit here cuz everyone else but us is wearing like ... fetish gear ... but it's fine lmao
jorts dot horse upgrade path
@killeveryhetero ok, but jorts' poor preformance has really helped me reconnect with my family
jorts dot horse upgrade path [FORK INFO]
oh, for those with no prior knowledge of hometown and glitch.soc:
hometown: https://github.com/hometown-fork/hometown
glitch.soc: https://glitch-soc.github.io/docs/
jorts dot horse upgrade path WITH POLL!
so let's get on with step one! but vanilla masto... stinky. oof. no thank you
so, here's a poll! from talking to folks a while back, hometown and glitch.soc seemed like the best fits -- they give us more features, they don't look like stinky modern masto, and they both include the ability to do local-only posting, something i think we all want
i do not promise to abide by the results of this poll, but make your thoughts known here!
jorts dot horse upgrade path
so i figure...
step one: update jorts
step two: declare the problem solved and ignore it for another month
step three: admit the problem is not solved, ignore it for another few weeks
step four: move us to another webserver or whatever the fuck needs to be done to fix this shit
so!
jorts dot horse upgrade path
to be blunt, i don't think updating will fix the problem
i think the problem is that linode is now a pile of horseshit for some reason, probably because they got bought
this diagnosis is brought to you by: vibes
but i'm not going to migrate us onto another webserver or anything like that while we're still running cryptkeeper ass cobwebbed shitcode limping along
and i'm *certainly* not gonna do both of these things at once, because i am lazy
jorts dot horse upgrade path
hey lets just say it: jorts runs like dogshit nowadays, and any of the minor tweaks i've tried to do to fix it have done absolutely nothing
it's my own website, and even i can't get it to load on my phone at all anymore
so, the thing i've been putting off for weeks now (and don't get me wrong ... i will probably put off for a couple more weeks after this post! that's BRAND CONSISTENCY, baby!) is upon us
we need to update
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