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@ancient_catbus PLEASE ENJOY THIS CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

IT WILL TAKE ME ONE THOUSAND YEARS TO UPLOAD ON MY SHITTY WEBSITE

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BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
[ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ...]

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honkai star rail more like honkai star i wanna be railed by half the characters in this game send toot

THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SAYS "SIR, YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR FELONY JOKE TH EFT" AND HAULS ME OFF TO JAIL

@killeveryhetero im at the flood memorial. Im at the taco bell. Im at the combination flood memorial and taco bell

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@killeveryhetero (after examining your chart) I hope you don't have the *broke* mind virus, this is going to be extremely expensive

please.... doctor.... i'm very sick...! doctor please..... my pronouns are piss/blood.... please!

george r r martin did incalculable damage to fantasy novel naming conventions

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