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BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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incompatible with the Java release i need for my discord bot :pensive_cowboy:

nevermind the server running jorts.horse is still on fuckin Ubuntu 16.04 which is like 4 months from end of life cuz i'd been afraid to update it for fear of breaking this site so uhhhhh rip

i'm trying to fix my busted discord bot that runs on the same linux server as jorts.horse so there's a chance i trip over my own ass and break something

still can't stop dwelling on it

doesn't help that i've had the ending song on loop for 3 days

weeeeeeeeee

cyberpunk spoilers, suicide 

cyberpunk spoilers, suicide 

cyberpunk spoilers, suicide 

PSA: Horse Guy (Mike) is not the same guy as American Flag Belt Guy

totally different Guy

i despise american flag belt guy with every fiber of my being, if I was doing a long-running prank war on him it would be a lot more mean-spirited because he is a horrible devil of a man

an hour after that last text in the chat ...... my burner number rang from a generic number from my company

and i, brain as smooth as a rock, thought it was a regular work call

and i ANSWERED

and it was MIKE, fishing to see who the 985 number was

YEEEEEEE HAW, PARDNERS

and yes, that is my remaining horse figurines that i placed on top of a growing head of cabbage that @dubsteppenwolf is growing, and then photoshopped to look like it isn't real

so... i made a new burner number, and joined the group chat...

so there's a work group chat with most of the people involved in this saga

ahem *taps mic* A-AHEM *tap tap* aHEM

guess what day it is,

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woops i fixed it i think

the domain expired today

this is what i get for being an absentee admin

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