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BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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good hair day

don't go

am i the only one that never gets "red eyes" on weed? i'm completely fucking blasted right now but, as you can see, my eyes are no more bloodshot than they always slightly are from lack of sleep

i always wondered in HS about visine memes and the stoners keeping eyedrops in their bags and shit but it's just never been a thing, for me

is that common, i wonder?

jesus christ my hair needs so much work i stg

(, 🔁)

y'all heard of this thing called ... "Music?" ... ?

it's,

pretty good,

tfw you think what's in your vape is completely 100% done so you raise the heat setting and go nuts on the thing expecting almost nothing to happen

and you were wrong

and now you're BLASTED at work

()

did you know?

that's no coincidence, my friend

live footage of rudy giuliani 24 hours later, as the clock approaches midnight again

today, like most days, is an excellent day to enjoy a delicious PB&Jog (peanut butter & jelly dog)

there is this primal sense of despair that washes over me every time i sit my ass into this godsaccursed chair

somebody get GW on the phone, maybe he'll be willing to 9/11 my shitty office building and set me free

on my tombstone: "rember perl horber"

#neverforget

live footage of rudi giuliani as the clock approaches midnight