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@ancient_catbus PLEASE ENJOY THIS CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

IT WILL TAKE ME ONE THOUSAND YEARS TO UPLOAD ON MY SHITTY WEBSITE

BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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so, and surely someone else has already made this joke 100 times but i made myself giggle just now, but: so i was in the shower just now and i looked down and went "daaaamn bro she got that coochie prada" and i just,

@garfiald real sees real

sir. SIR. step AWAY from the jean shorts. SIR!!!

well, if you insist... don't mind if i do

Ah ah ah ah ah, stop right there jabroni. Stop scrolling immediately. I'm gonna need a full inspection of your most recently downloaded meme before you can continue on your way.

guy who's incredibly enthusiastic about halogen lamps: "look, i just don't see why gaslighting gets such a bad rap nowadays,"

new emote this was a bitch to get under 50kb

incredibly cursed bed containing an incredibly baby

by popular demand (i'm popular and i demanded it), behold Dick Jerkins' glow-up:

oh my GOD the glow-up, Zot lookin fine as hell

officer, HELP!!! there's a man sucking himself off in my GARAGE!!!! HELP!!!!!! OFFICER!!!!!! officer PLEASE, officer you need to suck this man off pronto!!!!! help!!!!!!

i hope you guys understand that my posts are gonna be insufferable in a week when dwarf fortress steam edition comes out and i just keep posting inscrutable, contextless bits of content like "holy shit the blacksmith, Glup Shitto, flew into a rage and threw his wife into the Elephant Lava Chasm and is now slaughtering an entire contingent of elven traders wielding his legendary artifact hammer made of dolphin foreskins, Glöbokshittîr,"