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BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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y'all heard of this thing called ... "Music?" ... ?


pretty good,

tfw you think what's in your vape is completely 100% done so you raise the heat setting and go nuts on the thing expecting almost nothing to happen

and you were wrong

and now you're BLASTED at work


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Blasting a fart so hot it could melt steel beams in memoriam

there is this primal sense of despair that washes over me every time i sit my ass into this godsaccursed chair

somebody get GW on the phone, maybe he'll be willing to 9/11 my shitty office building and set me free

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