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@ancient_catbus PLEASE ENJOY THIS CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

IT WILL TAKE ME ONE THOUSAND YEARS TO UPLOAD ON MY SHITTY WEBSITE

BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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killer cop
cop killer

i created this masterpiece making fun of a cryptobro on twitter please enjoy it with my blessings

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smug software dev getting owned so hard by a 16 year old enby that they turned their entire project into a smoking crater is just about the funniest ffxiv drama i've ever seen

here i sit,
brokenhearted.

shidding, pissing,
cumming, farding.

[looking at an unfinished task]
ugh, i promised i was gonna do this today.... however, luckily, i only promised it to myself and never said anything aloud, and i've got a lifetime of experience breaking those

amy's got some hot girl vibes tho for real, laying in bed just chugging coffee while doomscrolling that's based as hell

i hate my company so fucking much on every possible level it's unreal

oh my god

i'm only a couple of episodes in and i don't actually want anyone to give me the answer in advance, but --

if gundam witch from mercury is queerbaiting me i'm going to scream incoherently about it for years

generations of youths will hear my screeching, for decades, and roll their eyes like "there goes granny, screaming about mecha robots or some shit again, what an absolute loser" and i will merely hiss and snarl at them in response