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BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
[ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ...]

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i don't think he'll ever realize it

HMMMMM...

it is decided! within the next week or two, we will add the bridle onto the horse, and see if that garners any kind of reaction or notice.

several weeks later, the reins will make their appearance. HOW MANY CHANGES CAN I MAKE WITH HIM STILL UNAWARES? tune in next week to find out, same horse time same horse channel

the horse has not moved an inch

he is drinking coffee from a mug he keeps placing directly next to it, seemingly never having realized anything is awry

he's looking right at the thing as he scribbles post-it notes for later, but hasn't noticed that anything is wrong

CHANGE BLINDNESS IS IN EFFECT, I REPEAT, CHANGE BLINDNESS HAS TAKEN EFFECT

🚨 !!! RED ALERT !!! 🚨

THE TARGET HAS ARRIVED

I REPEAT, THE TARGET HAS ARRIVED

P.S.: two weeks after i confirm that he's noticed the saddle, the saddle will gain a humble rider, on a tuesday, of course

yes folks, that's right, you've guessed it: operation horseday has officially escalated to chemical weapons: GASLIGHTING

HAS THIS SADDLE ALWAYS BEEN HERE? SURELY IT HASNT... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN HERE? WHO PUT IT HERE? HOW DOES IT FIT SO PERFECTLY??? WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE WRONG?????

feel free to take bets on how long it takes him to notice the change

(yes that is a coffee mug that says I LOVE MY WIFE on it)

first, behold the HORSE in it's natural state, exactly as it was when delivered onto the target's desk:

THE LONG AWAITED CONTINUATION OF OPERATION HORSEDAY IS UPON US

@killeveryhetero I was thinking amon amarth as soon as you said "bigass hairy men scream"

Nice!

wow amon amarth

Zoey in the center of the mosh pit resembles an extremely excited ping pong ball getting bashed back and forth

I'm so tired

how the fuck does the tiny ass singer for archenemy make those deep ass powerful metal screamgrowls i'm so fucking impressed

BOUTA LISTEN TO SOME BIGASS HAIRY MEN SCREAM FOR SEVERAL HOURS LETS GO

(:ec:, 🔁 me daddy)

dudes in bigass custom pick-up trucks with fancy paint jobs aggressively trying to stop me from changing lanes is the funniest thing in the world

it's like, yeah? go ahead buddy, scratch your paint on my shitbucket civic, see how many fucks i give

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