manic pixie Arby's™ dream @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
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would it be dumb to bring this to a skate shop and ask em to give it a once over and let me know if theres anything like, structurally wrong with it? i know nothing about this shit so,

who wants to take bets on how quickly i end up hurting myself i don't have a fucking clue how to use this thing

lux is gonna be *annoyed*

Zᴏᴇʏ ʜᴀs ᴀᴄǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ: [Lᴏɴɢʙᴏᴀʀᴅ]

somebody left a perfectly good(?) longboard in the trash room

does anyone want to hear the funniest knock-knock joke ever?

Jon Carbuncle

upon further consideration, and from feedback gathered from the community, we have reversed the silence on letsalllovela.in.

instance-wide action was not necessary in this case -- I reacted based on a few not-entirely-unreasonable, but incorrect, assumptions at the time.

our communities by and large have very little interaction, so this will not change much, but I know that several instances copy my blocks and mutes, so, please do not block them b/c of me.

CC: @crushv

a hot dog is not a sandwich

because it is a taco

thank you, I will not be accepting replies on this post,

muttering under my breath on a conference call with american-flag-belt-coworker, "god you're an idiot"

AFBC: "sorry, what was that?"

woops where's that pesky mute button

love too wake up at 6:30 AM to listen to american flag belt man make harry fucking potter metaphors about microsoft excel in a phone call to india