Avi by chickenmaker.net, pronouns are he/him or they/them.
- this picture is in the public domain, since it's a work of the federal government
- it was taken by the army as part of "Operation Let Freedom Wing", which is apparently something they do to get the troops horny
When I was in 8th grade there was pickle juice on the lunchroom table. A janitor came by, ran his fingers through it, rubbed them together to feel the consistency, then muttered "pickle juice" and walked away. He didn't even like sniff it, he knew by the texture
This was a running joke between the people who were at that table with me for years after