Pinned toot

Eye contact, briping 

Rise and grind let's hit this bripe

Pinned toot

Intro Post:

I'm Tim. I post a lot about and other nerdy stuff. I wrote this in so if you stan emacs get the fuck outta my face

I'm into and any dicipline. My big thing is . I compete mostly in mountain uncycle events (MUni). This year I was 13th fastest person in North America in the 10k.

Avi by, pronouns are he/him or they/them. @sexybenfranklin I kept scrolling Google images until I found one of him not in a necktie. This is his LinkedIn profile image, the one place that he should be wearing a tie on the internet.

you could translate "despacito" as "unsteppy", if you were very good at being bad at spanish. or if you were evil

Lou Bega's shadow government has installed girls in every populated country in the world

If the trumpet is so good how come there's no The Trumpet pt. 2

Lou Bega: don't worry I got this

I cannot take the mambo nnumber five jokes anymore I am at lmy LIMIT

Page after page of classics, Eugen shows him the Nandos no. 5 toot, the Ambo no. 5 toot, the that's too many women toot. But then he *turns the page* to the turban sage toot. He tries to hide it, but too late. Lou Bega has seen the toot, and he looks sternly at Eugen

"I'm sold, how much is this gonna cost?"

"Mr. Bega, it's free.... You just sign up and post"

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I just can't stop imagining @Gargron showing up to Lou Bega's house with a binder full of Matt's toots trying to convince him to join the Fediverse

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Eugen should get Lou Bega to join Mastodon. He lives in Berlin...... Just sayin

@Ophillous I'm shaking. Beluga is literally an anagram of his last name

David Lubega
Dayvid Lubega
Lubega Dayvid
Beluga Dayvid
Beluga Day
Beluga Bay

"beluga bay" shut the fuck up that's just your name

the idea of this is that you hold the frame up and the art depicts whatever you want. to be honest it’s being displayed completely wrong in this scrapbook

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twitter jack: we have developed a new feature that tazes you if you block a brand account

toot jack: i was up all night making you guys a new emoji of pirates kissing

tsuchinoko fat because full of bees
hoop snake zoom because full of wasps

:dont_at_me: I will NO'T be accepting criticism :dont_at_me:

@em @Tasnyx even when it's text they'll still twist themselves into knots to not admit it, like all the MGS4 players who adamantly believe that Ocelot gave Snake a "friendship kiss" or did it as some kind of advanced CQC technique

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