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Eye contact, briping 

Rise and grind let's hit this bripe

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Intro Post:

I'm Tim. I post a lot about and other nerdy stuff. I wrote this in so if you stan emacs get the fuck outta my face

I'm into and any dicipline. My big thing is . I compete mostly in mountain uncycle events (MUni). This year I was 13th fastest person in North America in the 10k.

Avi by, pronouns are he/him or they/them.

Did elchapo of kznk ever make another account? They had the good posts

If you know Elchapo kznk pls ask them to come back to the fedi, sincerely

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Hey you little pissbaby? You think you're so fuckin cool? You think you're so fuckin tough?

oh no, somebody vandalized the Karen & Laser in the Morning billboard out by exit 47 on the Radtown Expressway!! 🤯

why... why would somebody draw glasses on them??

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just saw a van with the business name “D&R EGGS” on it and i think the driver got a very good view of my face as my mouth said “:0 DOCTOR EGGS” as it went past

Last night someone shouted from their car "Having a nice stroll, asshole?" and I'm still confused about it tbh

Ice T saying “Anyone can get it!” in “Talk Shit, Get Shot” but he’s secretly coming out as pansexual. A secret just for him. @sexybenfranklin I kept scrolling Google images until I found one of him not in a necktie. This is his LinkedIn profile image, the one place that he should be wearing a tie on the internet.

you could translate "despacito" as "unsteppy", if you were very good at being bad at spanish. or if you were evil

Lou Bega's shadow government has installed girls in every populated country in the world

If the trumpet is so good how come there's no The Trumpet pt. 2

Lou Bega: don't worry I got this

I cannot take the mambo nnumber five jokes anymore I am at lmy LIMIT

Page after page of classics, Eugen shows him the Nandos no. 5 toot, the Ambo no. 5 toot, the that's too many women toot. But then he *turns the page* to the turban sage toot. He tries to hide it, but too late. Lou Bega has seen the toot, and he looks sternly at Eugen

"I'm sold, how much is this gonna cost?"

"Mr. Bega, it's free.... You just sign up and post"

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I just can't stop imagining @Gargron showing up to Lou Bega's house with a binder full of Matt's toots trying to convince him to join the Fediverse

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Eugen should get Lou Bega to join Mastodon. He lives in Berlin...... Just sayin

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.