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Intro Post:

I'm Tim. I post a lot about and other nerdy stuff. I wrote this in so if you stan emacs get the fuck outta my face

I'm into and any dicipline. My big thing is . I compete mostly in mountain uncycle events (MUni). This year I was 13th fastest person in North America in the 10k.

Avi by, pronouns are he/him or they/them.

don't call yourself night crew if you don't know what scattered, smothered and covered means

meta, drama, here we go again, controversial opinion 

grimes doing a concept album about homestuck is a lateral move but lets see

Absolutely goin' to town on makin' coffee. Really layin' some bripe, ya dig?

- this picture is in the public domain, since it's a work of the federal government
- it was taken by the army as part of "Operation Let Freedom Wing", which is apparently something they do to get the troops horny

A katana? Do I look fucking brand new to you? This is an Ōdachi. Now get on my pegs, we’re going to Culver’s.

When I was in 8th grade there was pickle juice on the lunchroom table. A janitor came by, ran his fingers through it, rubbed them together to feel the consistency, then muttered "pickle juice" and walked away. He didn't even like sniff it, he knew by the texture

This was a running joke between the people who were at that table with me for years after

wearing my backpack under my hoodie out of respect for those fighting the turtle war

jamie oliver impresses the royal family by serving up his famous “Hoobastank Burger”

don't skank for me Argentina, the truth is I never picked it up, all through my ska vans, my checkered clothing, I played the trumpet, don't play on the beat

get this: pickles, but raw and without vinegar. thank me later

@selontheweb úwù p-pwease cwick to expand my widdle content wawnings.....

hyperlink thinks he can get away with being the cutie uwu tw*nk poster of the web. cute pink avi. fun cartoon band, fun music.

they've been sneaking the most cursed content onto your TL since day one. open your eyes people

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