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I'm Tim. I post a lot about and other nerdy stuff. I wrote this in so if you stan emacs get the fuck outta my face

I'm into and any dicipline. My big thing is . I compete mostly in mountain uncycle events (MUni). This year I was 13th fastest person in North America in the 10k.

Avi by chickenmaker.net, pronouns are he/him or they/them.

My university thesis is that if they changed the title of Atlas Shrugged into Atlas Hugged, it would have a better title but still overall suck.

mortified to find out that many houses have "lynnen cupboards". i will NOT live in a cupboard!!!

Mastodon is crumbling — and many blame Larry

I feel so out of my depth at work this week, and that I just barely am doing an adequate job.

I guess the folks back home are hearing about what a great job I'm doing from the people who have a clue.

It's almost worth sobbing in my car on the way back to the hotel today after 13 hours working

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Calling New Jersey “Newj” and seeing how long it takes people to start punching me

Well it doesn't look like I'm gonna be able to nap right now. Gonna be a real rough day tomorrow

white boys be drinking mayonnaise milkshakes up in here

The saga of my lost keys Show more

Holy shit they actually might have lost my keys. Just my fucking luck this week

I’ve never seen a Linux... how do I know it’s real? What if Linux is just an imaginary friend for computer programmers?

Lmao if valet lost my keys I might just try to sneak across the Canadian border and start a new life and throw this one in the garbage

Account balance -$5.50
Rations remaining: 3 (slices of little Caesars)

I hope you've all enjoyed as this harrowing saga unfolded over the last few months, and I present to you this review thread to summarize my important, critical work.

Tune in next time when I find some other incredibly stupid way to mess with this accursed demon from hell that my life has been plagued with instead of doing any actual work at my pointless job!

In conclusion: communist accordion cat.

(fin)

But today, we come to the conclusion of my tireless harassment campaign. Following the steamed hams debacle in the news that blasted me in the eyes immediately upon waking up, I sent out a very important, topical missive. This would be my undoing.

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