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Intro Post:

I'm Tim. I post a lot about and other nerdy stuff. I wrote this in so if you stan emacs get the fuck outta my face

I'm into and any dicipline. My big thing is . I compete mostly in mountain uncycle events (MUni). This year I was 13th fastest person in North America in the 10k.

Avi by chickenmaker.net, pronouns are he/him or they/them.

I love my two dads, MF Doom and Andrew W.K. They are caring, kind fathers and I am lucky to have been brought up with the values they instilled in me

SWAMP THING: Excuse me... I must converse with... The Parliament Of Trees...

SWAMP THING dissolves into the grass, emerging in THE GREEN. He is greeted by plant beings resembling GEORGE CLINTON and BOOTSY COLLINS.

The fact that parakeets are exactly the right size to ride tech decks is evidence that god is real and benevolent

Better Definitions: financial responsibility Show more

*lmfao voice* thank you for pity laughing

im a libertarian because if i want to shoot what's inside a glowstick into my arms i should be allowed to. fuck you mom

the cool senior employee defending me from my manager after a fuck up

food, financial "responsibility" Show more

NO, Wife, i CANNOT come to dinner with your "parents" tonight, i HAVE to workshop "The Shower Puff Girls" into a SUCCESSFUL toot by 5PM or i won't meet my Clout quota for the day!!!!!!!!!!!!

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