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I'm Tim. I post a lot about and other nerdy stuff. I wrote this in so if you stan emacs get the fuck outta my face

I'm into and any dicipline. My big thing is . I compete mostly in mountain uncycle events (MUni). This year I was 13th fastest person in North America in the 10k.

Avi by, pronouns are he/him or they/them.

i never got to post a bofa babe selfie but i can assure you i am bofa babe and a cutie

Wait, sorry, it looks better with sunglasses (selfie, no ec, boosts+) Show more

thinking of the best memes this site has seen: 'big tiddy alf', the 'wound cube', 'corner prophets', but in my opinion one rises above the rest, a meme that truly captures the cultural zeitgeist of this website, and that is 'orb cute'

richard stallman looks like if the heavy from tf2 had an anprim cousin

OK, this targeted ad is extremely specific and extremely wrong about how I live.

Never in my life could I be described as a person with 5-49 vehicles

i always caption my unsolicited dick pics with a robert frost quote or some shit. it's a little something called class

my name is Zelda and I’m here to say
this is my Legend in a major way

lewd selfie, 🔁🆗, terrible, don't even open this Show more

A katana? Do I look fucking brand new to you? This is an Ōdachi. Now get on my pegs, we’re going to Culver’s.

Selfie, no eye contact, boosts +++ Show more

it's not bad grammar, it's called a "writing style", actually, and my writing style is called being real stupid

Seagazelle is so sweet. More like sweet gazelle!!!!!!!!! :annoyingdog:

Anyone remember the @nuttgodd bit where he pretended his keyboard was broke so he had to type all dumb?

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.