Avi by chickenmaker.net, pronouns are he/him or they/them.
The saga of my lost keys Show more
So we now know that the keys were given to someone else who (against all logic) got into his car and drove away. When he went to start it the next time, it would not start because he doesn't have the keys???
His keys are here, and he has mine. We have someone from the valet driving to him to swap keys and bring mine back to me.
I'm spiraling into insanity with every passing minute
I hope you've all enjoyed as this harrowing saga unfolded over the last few months, and I present to you this review thread to summarize my important, critical work.
Tune in next time when I find some other incredibly stupid way to mess with this accursed demon from hell that my life has been plagued with instead of doing any actual work at my pointless job!
In conclusion: communist accordion cat.
We care like it's cool still
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