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Intro Post:

I'm Tim. I post a lot about and other nerdy stuff. I wrote this in so if you stan emacs get the fuck outta my face

I'm into and any dicipline. My big thing is . I compete mostly in mountain uncycle events (MUni). This year I was 13th fastest person in North America in the 10k.

Avi by chickenmaker.net, pronouns are he/him or they/them.

you see this? This isn't a rectangle.
wanna know why Ohio's flag isn't a rectangle?
It's to set us apart from all you squares.

@Gargron @root I'm trying really hard to stop thinking of 'voreos' now

@root is there a reason we're not saying "voreos?"

some days ur the vape oreos some days the ape vores you.

@JohnBrownJr
@laurie
*Tom Waits voice* My veal cutlet come down, tried to beat the shit out of my cup of coffee
Coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself

Tom Waits: Does life seem nasty, brutish, and short?

Me: bitch, yes

Cursed 

[tom waits voice] got a groupon for miniature golf, you wanna hit the tiny links this weekend? yeah, we'll go for nachos after, sure

making jokes about porn titles- text only 

Imagine waiting in line for car sauce

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Instance age is measured in self-agencies

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