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[Me, sobbing] You can't just call whatever you see a file, Linux.

[Linux, points at hard drive] /dev/sda

[Me] Please, no

[Linux, points at controller] /dev/input/js0

[Linux, points at the ever present void, just at the edge of our vision that we all try so hard to ignore] /̵͉͒̈d̸͍̙̯́͝e̶͔͗v̷͒̏̚͜/̸̺̝͆ṅ̸̫u̴̟̓̍͘l̶̦̣̃̃͝l̷͚̩̋

@Authoritimmy The ugly problem is BSD sockets and IOCTL operations are not files, but they should be under the same paradigm. Plan 9 to the moon! 🤣

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@Authoritimmy [Me] points at NIC

[Linux] ...

[Me] Haha! Gotcha!

[GNU/Hurd] /dev/eth0

@Authoritimmy [Linux, points at network card]
I—

*starts shaking*

@Authoritimmy the relentless drumming sounds heralding the coming inevitable heat death of the universe?

linux:

/̫͊ͭ͛̏̾͛͗d̨͍̲͍̊ͧ̈ͭ̊ͥȇ̢͔v̧͓͉̲̙̗̣̣̼̽̅ͩ̌/̬̘̰͚̗̿ͦ̆⃗̓ṛ̷̮͈̬̗̞̟̰͂ͬ͛ͬͮ⃖̋̽ä̯̭༙̜ͮ̀̔n̸̦̹̋̏͗̆͘dི̨̯͖̺̬͈͆ͅo̠̙̙̠͛ͫ̑ͧͣͤ̅̚͘m̯͍͙͉͕̹͖̞᷈̽̽⃣

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