"Sorry no mail service anymore."
@Authoritimmy what the fuck
@Authoritimmy "the situation became untenable"
@Authoritimmy I used to manage snow removal for that site. unfortunately they did not hire us for snake removal
@Authoritimmy They could borrow my cats. My cats are good at snek.
@Authoritimmy I would simply remove the snakes and reopen the post office
@Authoritimmy What..are they eating? Post workers?
@Authoritimmy "believed the building will never be a post office again"
Psh, not with THAT attitude it won't. Employ the snakes!
@Nine United Snakes Postal Service
We just need to have the sneks deliver the mail
@Authoritimmy i would simply turn the building into a snake enclosure like at the zoo
@Authoritimmy I like the time taken to thoroughly cover the mailbox but not to take down the Rent a PO Box sign
@Authoritimmy "No mail today,
my snake has come last day"
Philly, how far are you from Milton.
Go get the scoop for us!
Here's what I want to know:
What kind of snakes are we dealing with?
How has the infestation manifested?
Have any attempts been made to combat the infestation?
Someone said it's gotten worse: How?
Has anyone been hurt, seriously or otherwise?
Has anyone contacted Samuel L. Jackson about getting these motherfucking snakes out of the motherfucking post office?
@Quixote171 @ItsJenNotGabby @Authoritimmy
2 hours, it is all the way at the Virginia border,
I would assume more snakes,
They contacted Thom Tillis instead which is a good call because until his Senate run his entire political career was bankrolled by the owner of Rose's, Art Pope, and that man is definitely a snake
@Quixote171 @ItsJenNotGabby @Authoritimmy sorry yeah, all boarder towns but one are of a similar size to that sorry forgot that wasn't common knowledge. Also I'm pretty sure that post office isn't most of .4 square miles even if you count the creek behind it (I'm assuming on this one but it makes sense)
@Quixote171 @ItsJenNotGabby @Authoritimmy look, justice, it's an "incorporated town" the mayor's office is their front porch and their only business is having to listen to people mad about driving 20 miles to another township instead of 10 miles into milton. Their house isn't even in milton, they just own a corner store or something and registered to vote there so they could vote themselves into a pointless office. The surrounding farms and houses will never agree to join milton to avoid paying taxes to improve the post office. This is rural america Justice, welcome to the country
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