᚛ᚔᚅᚔᚑᚅ ᚐᚅ ᚄᚏᚒᚈᚆ ᚇᚒᚁᚆ᚜ @DeltaFlood@jorts.horse

soy sauce is the fuckin best wow

@maeve hahahaha

the Anglican church, which was literally founded in order for an old dude to commit adultery, would like everyone to know that they uphold the sacred value of marriage between one man and one woman

I don't normally care about hypocrisy shit and think it's mostly useless but this is so juicy

#cat

#PuertoRico
Protestors brought back the guillotine to the gov’s mansion

I don’t have the spoons to give a historical recap of the current situation, but just know an island of abused ppl are at their wits end.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1220475659031580672

tired: voting in an election
also tired: voting with your wallet
inspired: voting with your favorite 18th century death machine

mastodon musical and the climactic finale is a full cast, a capella rendition of "sitting on my own dick and cumming inside my ass, and nine months later giving birth to myself out of my ass"

there is, of course, a masterful dance number, where the dancers try their hardest to evoke the idea of "sitting on my own dick and cumming inside my ass, and nine months later giving birth to myself out of my ass"

Sundews are one of the most widely distributed carnivorous plant species in the world, found growing in bogs on every continent except Antarctica (where there are no bogs as far as I'm aware).

#BogTalk2020

read the fucking Immanuel

sharpening my dick with a whetstone

Facebook status update: “Off to yoga class! One month down towards my new years resolution goals! #selfsuck in 2020!”

myass local tl is pretty good but theres this new account with like a cat avatar thats taking up all the space with complete trash

absolutely chthonic pussy

sitting on my own dick and cumming inside my ass, and nine months later giving birth to myself out of my ass

ive filled out tens of forms that had a drop-down ethnicity menu and i havent seen my mix show up a single time ever

raw copies for you