@telecrush hey for what it's worth I'm sorry about all the shit you're getting, this is the exact kind of thing Jacques King wrote about tbh :/

hey, so in case it wasn't obvious, i'm not really using this account anymore bc i've moved to monads

if we know each other go ahead and send me a follow request at @ArachnoCommunist if you haven't already

*eating ground pepper with a spoon* it's called self care honey, look it up

i'm bored of characterizing a worldview based on modern scientific theory as like rationalist or objective or whatever

like, i sincerely believe that the universe is made of energy wiggles and that all of us are incredibly complex transient ripples in the energy wiggles, that's arcane and badass as hell

what if we kissed

in accordance with unitary transformations operating on the hilbert space of quantum states

(and we were both relatively localized bundles of quanta)

for someone who is vehemently *not a furry* I sure have put a lot of hours into this incredibly detailed fursuit

Jeez mum I'm sorry I quit another job and now we have no money, but at this rate I'm just not going to get the Turkey Suit ready in time for Thanksgiving

@vestal No the coronavirus has a #Pussy and #Dumptruckass Can’t say how i know this but we have had good times in the past

kinda fucked people are forming communities around fake shit like "being an immigrant in a nation hostile to your existence" and not real shit like "being a cartoon dog"

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point


lewd - gross - cursed - halloween 

@a_lizard demanding Your Doll send me one with Eugen's face on so I can look deeply into his eyes as I blast my ropes into his silicone pussy


yeah i know what class is, i got maths in a sec and double english after lunch

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