▲ Imperishable Bastard @DeltaFlood@jorts.horse

i'm bored of characterizing a worldview based on modern scientific theory as like rationalist or objective or whatever

like, i sincerely believe that the universe is made of energy wiggles and that all of us are incredibly complex transient ripples in the energy wiggles, that's arcane and badass as hell

what if we kissed

in accordance with unitary transformations operating on the hilbert space of quantum states

(and we were both relatively localized bundles of quanta)

for someone who is vehemently *not a furry* I sure have put a lot of hours into this incredibly detailed fursuit

Jeez mum I'm sorry I quit another job and now we have no money, but at this rate I'm just not going to get the Turkey Suit ready in time for Thanksgiving

When did I start calling people Daddy unironically?

@vestal No the coronavirus has a #Pussy and #Dumptruckass Can’t say how i know this but we have had good times in the past

kinda fucked people are forming communities around fake shit like "being an immigrant in a nation hostile to your existence" and not real shit like "being a cartoon dog"

going to create a english pub and name is The Slobbering Knob

here we.... here we.... here we fucking go!!

🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃
HALLOWEEN TRADITION

every year i like to gather up the family and so we can all watch my favorite vintage horror movie. yeah, the special effects are a little cheesy my modern standards-- but the suspense & dread in these older movies just can't be matched by anything today!! i get scared EVERY TIME!

🎥 ☠️ 🎥 ☠️ 🎥 ☠️

@a_lizard demanding Your Doll send me one with Eugen's face on so I can look deeply into his eyes as I blast my ropes into his silicone pussy