DrBourbonstein @DrBourbonstein@jorts.horse

Gonna see what 8 hours of dubstep at work does to me.

*wobble wobble skreeeeee*

Cheese Puff in the shower
I know, I know
She's furious

Big boy! Thiccus beefus.

http://youtu.be/wouKI_myXxk

Pizza Puff is "Yeti to Party."

Pizza Puff hopes you're all staying warm and dry during the incoming blizzard.

Okay, you weirdo.

Lizards.

@Ballew what's up, biker dude?

Still getting use out of the helmets, I hope? Maybe not in this weather, but you know what I mean.

Well, this may just be my new home since the apartheid profiteer and his mom (lol) are actively trying to Titanic Twitter.

Hopefully I'll be able to find a lot of the cool weirdos over here too.

And if you're new to me, I post a lot about our lizards.

Look. I'm 42. I really, really don't want to learn a new social platform. I will, but I don't want to.