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Fitness journey 

So, I'll be posting all my fitness stuff here. Im not really on a diet or anything to lose weight, but I do want to lose body fat and increase my muscle mass/strength. I'll be getting a scale that measures my BF % in the next few days, and I'll be tracking that here too. Feel free to mute "Fitness journey" as I'll be posting under this thread.

Anyway. Today I:
-did 30 min of dance cardio
-drank 32 oz of water
-haven't skipped any meals (just dinner left)

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Here's your periodic reminder that it's probably been too long since you last washed your makeup brushes


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Hey, it's SuperBowl weekend, so here's your perennial reminder that SuperBowl Champion Peyton Manning sexually assaulted a female athletic trainer, tried to blame it on a black teammate, then went on to break his own NDA about the situation TWICE to ruin her career. America's Sheriff in-fucking-deed

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@snakeboy 🎶youre an adult, you're allowed to make your own bad decisions🎶


me: Im gonna make an omelet!

me, every time: haha nope! Scramble it it.

Request for financial help, :boost_ok: 

Well I've had covid for 2 weeks and won't be getting a paycheck for awhile, which means i won't be making my rent this month (on top of other bills). I could really use some help making it this month. Looking like in order to cover it up need 300 bucks. Anything helps! If you can't donate a boost is good too. I'll throw in a tarot reading to anyone who wants one too!

Cashapp: $Redrodrot

charles eternal cheese, who has seen the birth of the universe and will see its end

@BestGirlGrace the second thing I know about Mr. Belvedere is that Healyn does a rousing rendition of the theme song

while you were out having premarital sex, i sat at home, thought about mr. belvedere sitting on his own balls, and started laughing again. we are not the same

Who wants to host a sports dork hot girl on their instance?? I think it's change time

Lmao. O made me watch Boss Baby and Im sorry for ever being a doubter.

Artifact Creature - Equipment Monkey

my friend felix is fundraising for his top surgery, which is quickly coming up; please donate if you can! boosts are also helpful!

Picking your nose is like masturbating.
We all do it, but you should get consent before you do it in front of anyone else.

Officially diagnosed with ADHD and get to start meds as soon as there's a dang appointment with the NP

Hope it fixes my dipshit brain at least a little

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