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Ok. I told @momjeans I'd start this on the 1st so here goes:

A song I like with a color in the title
Black Fly by Lindi Ortega
youtu.be/8Csc21rcF6E

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@snakeboy 🎶youre an adult, you're allowed to make your own bad decisions🎶

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PSA: If you don't have any posts I can see to make sure youre not a nazi or a creep or a kid, imma softblock you until you fix that when you try & follow me

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@Louisa @byttyrs it was the 90's...and we laughed...because it was the 90's...oh what a time :blob_raccoon_coffee:

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Hey @Tusky Im in the beta so idk if thats what it is, but ever since like,,,2 updates ago? I have my settings set to "mark all media as sensitive" but it just will not do it, and I have to do it manually which is a pain bc I am forgetful. Anyways, a heads up. Kthxbai

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fondly remembering that time when I just got my green card a few years ago and thought "hey let's learn a bit about the history of the US", went to a barnes and noble, and asked for a history book, explaining my situation; and the person there went "hmm do you want an actual history book or do you want to pass the citizenship test" and I was like "??? I guess I want a real history book?? what does that mean" so they gave me A People's History of the US and it was pretty good

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Gdi Justin. I listened to that awful Twang song and then YT put this in my reccs and I am MAD at you @Quixote171

youtu.be/WbvqiBp7n50

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But how many solo albums has Scott Stapp sold?

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@gayalien contrary to common belief, "epic" is named for the fact that all video games are simply a series of "electronic pictures" ("e-pics")

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Over thirty Jewish organizations across the globe came together in a statement condemning attempts to stifle criticism of Israel.
The statement warns of a growing trend of legislative campaigns to target organizations that support Palestinian rights, particularly the nonviolent Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) movement.
jewishvoiceforpeace.org/30jewi

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therapist: steve harvey mustache eugen isnt real and cant hurt you
me:
steve harvey mustache eugen:

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Sometimes when she smiles I turn into Bruno Mars from 2009

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*sees a parishioner praying and weeping at the feet of a Virgin Mary statue* she’s not gonna fuck you dude

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I come from a long line of dads. My dad was a dad, and so too was the dad of my dad.

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I thought about making a playlist with the straightest songs ever, but I decided the effort was worthless since you could simply search for Carly Rae Jepsen on Spotify.

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