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Here's your periodic reminder that it's probably been too long since you last washed your makeup brushes

cc @mxsiege

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Hey, it's SuperBowl weekend, so here's your perennial reminder that SuperBowl Champion Peyton Manning sexually assaulted a female athletic trainer, tried to blame it on a black teammate, then went on to break his own NDA about the situation TWICE to ruin her career. America's Sheriff in-fucking-deed

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@snakeboy 🎶youre an adult, you're allowed to make your own bad decisions🎶

It wasn't very long ago that SAFE abortions became a thing. My grandma, who supported me through mine, doesn't even "believe" in abortion, &she knows 3 different women who died after one. My mom, who JUST turned 60 this year knows one. I have memories of learning @ George Tillers murder

The right to bodily autonomy is important. I feel like I sound hysterical right now, but if you've never been pregnant &not wanted to be, you have NO IDEA what an awful feeling it is & how hard it is physically

This is the worst possible news.I am literally terrified as a woman who never wants children right now. Im crying harder than I ever thought I would for a person I dont know. I know Im not really crying for her,but Im crying for me.And all the women like me.

I honestly do not want to hear your bullshit about "liberalism" right now. Vote. It MATTERS to people like me. Also, it's called diversity of tactics, for fucks sake. Women and people with uteruses will die. WE WILL DIE. Do you get that?!?

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upol. fucked 

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A lot of people read Bug's Life as a call for workers to unite against oppression and seize the means of production, this read is malformed. The ants do unite, but they are not uniting to overthrow their monarch, they unite against rapacious foreigners (the grasshoppers) who come and threaten the status quo of their monarchy and sap their resources. When seen in this manner, the movie seems like nationalist and monarchist propaganda at best.

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‪one day, i will kiss the prince of antifa‬

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its funny that peoplr act like wealth redistribution is this radical impossible political idea when in america every 10 years there is an economic contraction and you, the worker, have your wealth redistributed to the rich

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I made some art 

im just over here trying to read my library book about a serial killer and instead Ive been emailing professors for an hour or so 🙃

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@slightlyflightyone none of this addresses the racism you brought to the table, because it was the racism that made you view this critique as a homophobic attack in the first place.

if anything, it shows that the original point - of how the form of latinx for gender-neutrality being adopted as a queer word formation is how latines are getting excluded from queer spaces and now being told the marker they came up with is queer culture and they cannot have a voice in it despite being queer themselves - is exactly true, and got exactly where it needed to be.

you're not being remembered for being triggered and having ptsd.

you're being remembered for the racism which caused you to leap straight to calling for the death of a poc who disagreed with you.

ptsd is not a get out of jail free card for your own racist actions, as the impulse for you telling other people that their opinions are bad here was, in fact, the racist act. the fact that you are framing it as queer community vs. an attack on the community shows that!

...not to mention shows that you're not willing to include poc in the queer community, point-blank. because the vast majority of poc objecting to you? are also not straight. they are just as queer as you are. they are just as much part of the community as you are.

your refusal to see them there is what makes this straight-up racist tomfoolery.

they are part of the in-group. two times over, because they are actually latine and actually are in the group latinx describes. this is not someone attacking the oppressed queer folk. this is your fellow queer folk talking about a pattern that hurts them.

and this is you deciding that if they're a poc, they don't get to be queer in your eyes. they only get to be told to go kill themselves.

p.s. i don't trust any supposed feminist who describes her being called out for blatant racism as people "bitch[ing]", to boot.

p.p.s. if we have care for your mental health, it means we must have the same amount of care for the people you attacked. and you come off much worse for it by intentionally being racist and adding to the psychic toll of oppression, and then deciding to do an attempted twist of trying to get everyone to prioritize your white feelings over the lives of queer poc. because you are literally saying your right to tell them to go kill themselves is justified by your bad mental health and they can't say tickety-boo about it because you're mentally ill, so they have to just sit there and be your punching bag like a good little poc, betraying exactly what you think poc are for in this world.

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One time I was leading a biiiig meeting of people and my icebreaker question was "in a utopic world where you could do any job you wanted exactly as you want to do it, and you didn't need to work, what would you want to do?" I was expecting a lot of people to answer with Artist or Dancing

Almost every single person said "Exactly what I'm doing now just less hours a week and better working conditions"

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Selfie eye contact 

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the US banning WeChat and TikTok makes the most sense if you ignore all the supposed spying and security concerns and understand that the US feels very threatened by China being anything other than the factory for cheap american toys

When China develops its own technology and software this is seen as encroaching on the US's turf, whereas Americans expected China to simply make t-shirts and plastic knick-knacks for pennies for the next 500 years

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jacob wohl, his press conference ruined. weird mike cernovich, his house revealed as not his own. the krassenstein brothers, their mcmansions and their abs identical. kurt eichenwald, his hentai tab visible and his karate son very large and adult

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My neighbor has a new sign that just says "No." N and o and period. I don't even know what it means but I think I completely agree.

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i remain astounded at how this platform had like a six week period of experimenting with unconditional positivity and has basically since turned into a ludicrous backyard wrestling league of social networks.

Welp. Officially taking Stats and Human Development this semester.

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Ive never been so happy to walk in the rain

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