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I uhhh, finally got around to changing my lewd account. New link in bio if you're one of the people that care about that

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@snakeboy 🎶youre an adult, you're allowed to make your own bad decisions🎶

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PSA: If you don't have any posts I can see to make sure youre not a nazi or a creep or a kid, imma softblock you until you fix that when you try & follow me

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Yes, I a working-class pickup truck owner can totally imagine driving this stainless steel rhombusmobile into town to pick up some lumber or a tesseract

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So I managed to pick up some work to help deal with our upcoming landlord bullshit, but to get it worked into their budget and happen immediately, I took a HUGE pay cut
We are alot closer to dealing with this all this BS but still need help

We still have no idea how much time we have left either

Please.. If you can help or boost

💔 💔 🖤 🖤 💖 🖤 🖤 💔 💔

gofundme.com/theysoldourcondoa

cash.app/$luxotek
venmo.com/luxotek
paypal.me/luxotek

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TIL that pirates believed in free community education and the public domain of knowledge...

So the etymology of online piracy does actually have some accuracy to it... huh

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@laser Healyn taught me to never have an idol, for they will break your heart, and use the shards to prop themselves up as a brutal tinpot dictator.

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*when you are betrayed by some little shit head robot*

"et tu, D2?"

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does healyn have a cloaca

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sometimes you feel good and sometimes you feel bad

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immovable object (my ass), and irresistible force (also my ass)

Had to break out the heat packs at practice finally. Good thing there's only 2 more days

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I love my friends but they can be real marks when it comes to being uncompensated corporate spokesmen. Like, Apple doesn’t need to you to defend them. They will never defend you.

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@SuplexWitch does the existence of gremlins prove Gizmo fucks? No. Yoda is a Mogwai, clearly

Hell yeah!! Our women's soccer team won their play-in to playoffs, and for a program that's only 3 years old, thats pretty great!!

Doubly excited to not have to host lol

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My favorite thing is when I tell my FB players "hey this is the better way to do it" and they respond with

"You hurt my feelings, Im not doing it now"

Me: ok then. 🤷‍♀️

Them: :pika: :pika: you don't care?

Me: Nope. My hamstrings feel fine. Go on then.

Men of all ages are so fucking wild.

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jorts.horse

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