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@snakeboy 🎶youre an adult, you're allowed to make your own bad decisions🎶

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PSA: If you don't have any posts I can see to make sure youre not a nazi or a creep or a kid, imma softblock you until you fix that when you try & follow me

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gonna start a true crime podcast that only focuses on the most marginal shit possible

"Katie was an all-American girl. Straight-A student. High School Treasurer. But Katie had a secret...on Saturdays, she would jaywalk sometimes if there were no cars coming"

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Educating white people is a dangerous gambit: they may kill you, then use your words to espouse virtues they don't believe in. #mlk

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Thinking about watching Midsomar, which has ritualistic human sacrifice in it that is Unproblematic bc white people are doing it

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January 20 2017: Alt-right leader and fascist Richard Spencer gets punched in the face at Trump’s inauguration in Washington DC. Happy Anniversary!

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I’m trying to find you all. It will take time, but ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃʷᵃʸ

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@hasya23 i need chad blockers because i'm too alpha and get laid too much, its really distracting me from my creative work

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before landing on moon.holiday as an instance name, i spent a lot of time looking up domains. here are some alternatives i may or may not have seriously considered:

uhh.cool
cursed.dance
praxis.garden
jupiter.voyage
shitpost.salon
men.rip

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so i guess someone named Melanie broke into my Spotify account somehow, they've been listening to shit for a few hours and adding songs to my playlists

anyway, now i'm making them listen to Where The Hood at, by DMX, at full volume, repeating the good part over and over again,

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@popstar It's a lot easier fast react than to slow down, ask for clarification, and think.

It's easier to be loud and wrong than shut up.

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@ItsMorgan But it's free and open source (those are meaningless things to me)

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.