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Fitness journey 

So, I'll be posting all my fitness stuff here. Im not really on a diet or anything to lose weight, but I do want to lose body fat and increase my muscle mass/strength. I'll be getting a scale that measures my BF % in the next few days, and I'll be tracking that here too. Feel free to mute "Fitness journey" as I'll be posting under this thread.

Anyway. Today I:
-did 30 min of dance cardio
-drank 32 oz of water
-haven't skipped any meals (just dinner left)

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Here's your periodic reminder that it's probably been too long since you last washed your makeup brushes

cc @mxsiege@octodon.social

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Hey, it's SuperBowl weekend, so here's your perennial reminder that SuperBowl Champion Peyton Manning sexually assaulted a female athletic trainer, tried to blame it on a black teammate, then went on to break his own NDA about the situation TWICE to ruin her career. America's Sheriff in-fucking-deed

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@snakeboy 🎶youre an adult, you're allowed to make your own bad decisions🎶

I am packing a kit for a game tomorrow and at the same time organizing my office for the first time since I took this job and whew. Some of these supplies are too old to still even be here smh

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Me, watching this coach who takes her mask off EVERY TIME she needs to speak

Im tired but Im really enjoying watching sports from the sidelines again, even with a "triple header" day

I came home and my amazing boyfriend built me a pantry. Ive legit never had a bf put anything together FOR me, Ive always had to do it. 😍😍😍😍😍

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It's always a good day to mute some people

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Folded and hung the last missing cranes yesterday. Happy with how this turned out. Next up: LED lighting, because of course this thing needs LEDs.

#Origami #AllCranesAreBeautiful

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The good boy resting his leg 🥰 his surgery recovery has been very good, but exhausting for all of us

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Fedi Pro-tip:

You know, if there's someone whose content you don't like, you can just block them.

You don't need to make a big show about it, make announcements, try to drag their name thru the mud just cuz you don't like 'em.

Just... block and move on.

:)
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it's hilarious to me that americans have this idea that FDR was this amazing socialist president when he literally designed the New Deal to be the minimum possible social intervention he could get away with without significant social unrest. he was an anti-socialist. the New Deal was a concession and a half measure. it was instituted to stop the spread of socialism.

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Selfie because my glasses finally came 

New face just dropped

Type of guy: 58 years old and still wearing his high school letterman jacket

food question 

@Cyborgneticz @PhoebeWallerPalladino How much of a sin would it be to put sweet corn in jambalaya?

To be clear, I didnt, but I thought about it while I was adding other things. I just think the sweet would go well with the salty & spicy of the dish

@SapphicGiraffic omgggg I didnt get a pic bc I was driving but omw home I passed a house with a FAMILY of giraffe iron art sculptures in their front yard, and THEN they had a side gate that was also iron giraffes carveouts and I just thought you should know that I thought of you the instant I saw it 💛💛🦒

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