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Hey, it's SuperBowl weekend, so here's your perennial reminder that SuperBowl Champion Peyton Manning sexually assaulted a female athletic trainer, tried to blame it on a black teammate, then went on to break his own NDA about the situation TWICE to ruin her career. America's Sheriff in-fucking-deed

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@snakeboy 🎶youre an adult, you're allowed to make your own bad decisions🎶

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PSA: If you don't have any posts I can see to make sure youre not a nazi or a creep or a kid, imma softblock you until you fix that when you try & follow me

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political 

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lewd 

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various selfies, ec 

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selfie, eye contact, covid-19 adjacent 

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i still think about the "*finger guns* your face! it's a good one!" post like

at least every other day

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Really hate that I get the tune of hakuna matata stuck in my head any time I see the phrase vagina dentata

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Me, in jorts and a Big Dog shirt, leading the vanguard of fashion.

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???? 

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🎶 ... this year... to make scheduling clear... i've decided that wednesday is CANCELLED. 🎶 😣

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Selfie, Trans Day of Visibility 

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If the government outlaws eating ass then only outlaws will eat ass.

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vermin supreme looking like the best candidate for president rn

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Happy Trans day of visibility!!!! I started transition almost two years ago and it's unironically been the happiest period of my life and I wouldn't change it or trade it for anything. 💗🤍💙

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selfie, eye contact 

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