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@snakeboy 🎶youre an adult, you're allowed to make your own bad decisions🎶

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PSA: If you don't have any posts I can see to make sure youre not a nazi or a creep or a kid, imma softblock you until you fix that when you try & follow me

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watching the debate right now... did anyone else like what Bernie was saying about how people with foreskin should give half to those who were circumcised

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the idea women 'cant have it both' comes from insecure old men who find competitive and smart women disgusting because they threaten his belief that he's innately better than them.

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if im awake while the americans are up then im too tired to be funny, and if im awake when the uk people are up then im too tired to be funny

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my favorite Smash Brothers are Lyle and Erik Menendez

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Every time you start worrying about pumping too much garbage into your brain via @garfiald toots, just remember 'real' news by 'real' writers looks like this.
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one time someone from Oregon explained to me that having a law that gives people the job where a person goes around filling up people's has tanks is good because it creates jobs and it's like, no. nobody has to do that. that's a shitty job. none of this "it creates jobs" bs. The kitten-nugget factory down the road may very well create jobs but we damn well don't need it

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@starwall u can't trust anyone from oregon. well known fact

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Anything at all helps and if you can boost I'd appreciate it so so so much 💙

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I dont even care about matt golfing. He's been cancelled for like a month already

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is it gay to feel? You're literally believing on the basis of emotion, intuitions, or indefinite grounds 😳

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Known Andrew Yang instance, please act accordingly #instanceblock #mastodev

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im up at the time, and out of bed for rico nasty only

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.