I think I shattered my dad's understanding of Elon musk today so that's pretty cool

Thanks Google for reminding me of my jeans + button-down with a tie arc,

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I just can't be sincere without making a joke after lmao

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if marx had lived to see the ascendancy of Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc. I think he would have supported all of them just because they kept saying nice things about him. i mean that's what i wouldve done

Something about the concept of the post that is just a screenshot of a notes app apology is inherently hilarious to me

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Free podcast idea: I go thru every public posted notes apology I can find and read them with the most sincerely sardonic tone I can muster

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Selfie, new dress! No ec 

went thrifting and got this dress for 4 dollars 🥰

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Look, i just woke up, you figure it out, the bones are there

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Jeff foxworthy voice: IF U have a 'both sides are equally bad' take on nazis vs soviets in 2022, U Just Might Be a fed!

kids: tell us a bedtime story!!

Me: Thro’ the ghoul-guarded gateways of slumber, Past the wan-moon’d abysses of night, I have liv’d o’er my lives without number, I have sounded all things with my sight; I struggle and shriek ere the daybreak, being driven to madness with fright.

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