I came here to make friends and chew bubble gum,,, and I’m all outta bubble gum
gonna take my horse to the old jorts road
hell yeah i love MGS
damb why my asshole so smelly yo
hate when i can’t tell if my asshole hurts from wiping too much or not enough, WHAT SO I DO
appo is bae
shitting myself in my desert camo fatigues, the most alpha move you can do
@healyn @extinct Mastodon user voice: Fucking toasters is good praxis
i don’t remember ordering this
The Iron Gurtain
pissing all over my clean undies so that someone will have to change me
Simultaneously laughing my ass off and wanting to punch the white woman who complained about the bad air when she flies to India to meditate
it’s lunchtime on olds.town rn
violence, probably been done before Show more
cut my wife into pieces i’m the caretaker of this resort
what if herman has a chia pet?
don’t call it a revolution if it doesn’t have armed women’s protection units
*lady gaga voice * cut my face into pieces this is my poker face
ritz: with or without cum?
Solidarity with all prisoners.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.