I came here to make friends and chew bubble gum,,, and I’m all outta bubble gum
@healyn @extinct Mastodon user voice: Fucking toasters is good praxis
i don’t remember ordering this
The Iron Gurtain
pissing all over my clean undies so that someone will have to change me
shitting myself in my desert camo fatigues, the most alpha move you can do
Simultaneously laughing my ass off and wanting to punch the white woman who complained about the bad air when she flies to India to meditate
it’s lunchtime on olds.town rn
violence, probably been done before Show more
cut my wife into pieces i’m the caretaker of this resort
what if herman has a chia pet?
don’t call it a revolution if it doesn’t have armed women’s protection units
*lady gaga voice * cut my face into pieces this is my poker face
ritz: with or without cum?
Solidarity with all prisoners.
the 14 words, except they’re all gurt
not so sure about this citrus wee user,, think that they might be a cia plant
guess i’ll die guy, but it’s voting
what new look will shia labeouf try to make work this year
might fuck around and shitpoast on this instance a little more
Unstoppable shitposting engine.