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imagine how much happier we'd all be if advertising were just illegal

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while you're worrying about, 'the harvesting of pine trees', i am, 'harvesting ur dad's nut'...

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"please explain the gap in your work history"

"I was just vibing"

the reasons these french people have stated for breaking quarantine are excessively French lmfao

bosses be like, “payday aGAIN?! Didn’t I just pay you ingrates last week??”

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wild and cool that we cant home houseless people but as soon as the weather turns, the collective power of capitalism can easily erect these corona virus incubators for restaurant go-ers

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the file extension “.mpeg” hits different after being #onhere

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If you're white, and you have heard of anime, congratulations 👏 you're a colonizer

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jorts.horse

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