☭Jhey☭ @JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse

I think I shattered my dad's understanding of Elon musk today so that's pretty cool

I do not photograph well from the side lmao

Thanks Google for reminding me of my jeans + button-down with a tie arc,

Something about the concept of the post that is just a screenshot of a notes app apology is inherently hilarious to me

Free podcast idea: I go thru every public posted notes apology I can find and read them with the most sincerely sardonic tone I can muster

Oh man, remember this? Sick,

Look, i just woke up, you figure it out, the bones are there

Jeff foxworthy voice: IF U have a 'both sides are equally bad' take on nazis vs soviets in 2022, U Just Might Be a fed!

kids: tell us a bedtime story!!

Me: Thro’ the ghoul-guarded gateways of slumber, Past the wan-moon’d abysses of night, I have liv’d o’er my lives without number, I have sounded all things with my sight; I struggle and shriek ere the daybreak, being driven to madness with fright.