@healyn @extinct Mastodon user voice: Fucking toasters is good praxis

pissing all over my clean undies so that someone will have to change me

shitting myself in my desert camo fatigues, the most alpha move you can do

Simultaneously laughing my ass off and wanting to punch the white woman who complained about the bad air when she flies to India to meditate

violence, probably been done before Show more

don’t call it a revolution if it doesn’t have armed women’s protection units

*lady gaga voice * cut my face into pieces
this is my poker face

not so sure about this citrus wee user,, think that they might be a cia plant

what new look will shia labeouf try to make work this year

*lady gaga voice * cut my face into pieces
this is my poker face

might fuck around and shitpoast on this instance a little more

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