I came here to make friends and chew bubble gum,,, and I’m all outta bubble gum
i got some bad news for u, chief
This is how it is #onhere
always a good day to see thanos hog
The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting.
only old heads remember sublime directory
i would not shed a single tear if every LAPD officer was killed in the streets without justice
Sometimes people send me this image because they saw it online and they think I would like it, which is very flattering, considering I made it.
of all our halloween decorations this is what scares our neighbors the most
so what’s the porn parody of Inside Llewyn Davis called?
Vladimir "The Impaler" Lenin
selfie, eye contact, boosts are okay Show more
[image description: a shoulders and up picture of me lounging in my bed; my hair is disheveled but i’m smiling; i’m wearing a plain tank top and a pair of computer glasses is resting on my head.]
the girl version of me on faceapp is seriously busted up
@BioHackerBI @JohnBrownJr damn. is your vehicle Linux or is that a specific OS they only use for clown cars
faceapp should have a filter that turns you into a avatar blue guy
Seattle Police Department: We Smell Like Baby Powder
NYPD: We Pooped Our Pants
Dallas PD: We Lick the Radios
wow this climate change stuff sounds pretty serious if only there was something the largest company in the world could do about it
thor is a himbo
god my problem is not "i don't understand it" it's fuckin "this distinction is hard for my brain to work with and ultimately doesn't matter anyway because it's contextually obvious what the intended meaning is"
Unstoppable shitposting engine.