Pinned toot

you eat boiled eggs because they are a cheap source of nutrients and a delicious breakfast

i eat boiled eggs because I am the chuck yeager of farts

we are not the same

me when gargron asks me for design ideas for mastodon

some might call my karl marx piggy bank ironic but i legitimately find it useful

call me woke but 60+ cm cucumbers like the one i purchased tonight are normal seasonal produce and not a sign of the increased sexualisation of our society.

re-evaluating life choices as i pay for netflix instead of mr poo plates smh

Show thread

them: what type of boss are you?
me: *points at the vauxhall* :bloblewd:

Show thread

i am fully aware i am setting myself up for monts more of being advertised the ORG4SM plate and i LOVE IT

Show thread

i just think it's crazy the queen disappeared mysteriously and nobody replaced her or said anything about it like we all decided that was enough monarchy and pretended it never happened

Show thread

lo-fi hip hop radio 📚 beats to seize the means of production to

you never really hear about the queen any more i wonder what happened to her

living in a small town in the north of england means sometimes you have to drive 55 minutes for a burrito but i will not be deprived of what my soul desires.

i looked up novelty vanity plates and now as trackers are trying to sell me this ORG4SM plate really hard

Show older

Unstoppable shitposting engine.