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Episode 2 of Warehouse 69 up now. You should be able to find us on everything but apple podcasts now

anchor.fm/warehouse69

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i love working at a polling location in toledo, ohio and tossing out all votes that aren't write-in votes for gloria la riva. we all have a part to play!

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The cops opened up a closed road for a drive thru trump rally through the middle of my town

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did you know? ohio farmers only see the sun 20% of the time. the rest of the time the sky is covered with the cleveland fires

Spotted a vanity plate that read X OMA X

Straightedge grandma, he'll yeah

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Unionize high school kids who wear multiple of those big, elaborate, jointed rings with dragons on them.

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i'd be terrible in a debate, because i can never remember what someone did to make me think they're a jerk

i always know they did something, but i push that thing out of my mind to leave room in my brain for trivia about Beverly Hills Cop 3 or some shit

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(me, whispering to my date in the movie theater during Jurassic Park when they first see the dinosaurs) "that's a dinosaur"

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riles corey the backstory 

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The snapchat filter 

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You can't spell Bela Lugosi without Lou Bega

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EMACS -- Eight Milks And Constantly Shitting

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