timmy @Timmy@jorts.horse

would kaiba be a foss bro or would he be too invested in copyright to be a fossbro

Got unjustly blocked from twitter today friends

@a_lizard i could probably ride a unicycle

that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

where were you when the war started? me, i was eating corn dogs

Can’t wait for the Firefly comeback featuring: The Guy Who Harassed Zoe Quinn On Line.

in my day it cost a nickel to take the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds, and we referred to "coochie" as "punani"

In Australia, podcasts are called “Poddos”

yeah i'm gnc
game
nintendo
cube

yAh BeautiFuwHL
YAh beAUTeyfuLL
YEa Beoatiefeuwl
it's twu

MFer said OAFkeepers

so the us just "officially" declared that China is doing genocide against Uyhgur people

first of all

lmao, be skeptical that the state department chose today of all days to announce this lol

second of all

their proof is literally the "Adrien Zenz misread a decimal point for how many women in Xinjiang are getting birth control, moving it from 8% to 80% and from that extrapolated that the chinese government is doing forced sterilization"

Me repeatedly putting off grocery shopping until there's nothing to eat in the house but expired canned soup

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I've posted about the wild adventures of Samantha Shannon and her twitter replies before but this really *really* takes the cake

bi caramba

"what is this, some kind of fight club?" - Fight Club #moviequotes

I want a companion show to all the bad police procedurals where all the bad guys keep getting acquitted because of all the flagrant constitutional violations conducted during their arrests.

Judge: “And how did you get this evidence again?”

Officer: “I broke into his house after work hours after luring him outside and dug through this file cabinet until I found this incriminating evidence, which I then stole.”

Judge: “What was the probable cause?”

Officer: “The what.”

Judge: “For the warrant, I mean.”

Officer: “What’s that.”

Judge: “Ah.”

@Timmy why does he have an embedded music player with only sail by awolnation lol