New account, Jorts ForeverFormerly @Authoritimmy here and other places
They/them or he/him
Me: InCase's background dog is not real, he can't hurt me
InCase's background dog:
new portmanteau: malaisey. malaise and lazy
Jose Canseco tweet Show more
Finally, a true unity candidate
If Jon Bois thinks he can trick me into liking sports he's got another thing coming.....
[Watches several more hours of sports videos]
father: da-damother: ma-manb parent: ora ora ora ora ora
restating my thesis
clown control to major honk
still marveling at how big the open world is in that zelda game. just gotta admire the breadth of that fuckin' wild
UsPol shitpost Show more
Buttigieg organized hip-hop concerts with Capitalist and worker rappers, with a defunct project called Corner Prophets, with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts.
if i dont know you, please dont be a sex creep in my mentions. unless you pay me per reply https://ko-fi.com/S6S6FL3E
GUESS WHO'S BACK ON THEIR BULLSHIT
There are only two kinds of video games: walking simulators (any game where you can walk, such as Mario or Zelda), and flight simulators (any game where you move around but aren't walking, such as Ecco the Dolphin or Tetris)
I hear this installment is going to tell us why the animals are so cross
All Steely Dan toots need to be vetted by @pisscotheque for approval
Selfies, EC Show more
It's #finefemmefriday !!
Unstoppable shitposting engine.