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If anyone from Jorts is being a dickhead in your mentions/DMs, it’s always OK to DM me about it. I can’t do much, but I will do something.

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Hey if anyone wants a guide to making a podcast, mine is now available as a webpage thanks to my pal and co-host @BestGirlGrace

internetpro.me/podguide/

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Episode 2 of Warehouse 69 up now. You should be able to find us on everything but apple podcasts now

anchor.fm/warehouse69

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It's Friday night and that means it's time for the Emperor Norton Coffee Hour!
Come and hang out with some clowns and friends, leave the "real world" outside and relax.
#circusInPlace after (and we'll run late into the night)
meet.jit.si/CircusHomeGym

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I saw a red winged blackbird and a goldfinch today, so I guess you could say I know how to party

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yeah depeche mode is pretty good but theyre no johannes vonk and the clogheads

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sees a giraffe
ha nice jessica reference

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I always consider the impregnated robot a temporary avi, but they’ve grown on me. Just have a look at this little guy

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Who’s the Tom Waits of rap music? Other than Tom Waits the one time he beatboxed on a track

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They fucking black-bagged this Pikachu dancer mid-performance

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Mutual aid request 

Finally I have managed to get my car inspection, and I can move forward on getting my CDL and getting to work. Unfortunately I'm now sitting on E, moneywise. I just need to bridge the gap with a bit of , which can be a loan that I can pay back as soon as I'm trained and start earning full wage. I'm hoping that about $300 will tide me over.

paypal.me/rwcarlisle
Venmo: @robertwcarlisle
Cashapp: $rwcarlisle

Anything helps, especially boosts.

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Just reading about the old basket MLM and the wedding village they had. I mean I think most have seen the HQ building but I didn't know it was a MLM and had a "homestead"

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"I finally found out who vangelis is because he died"
"I TOLD you who vangelis is"
"yeah you told me he was a 'quirked up white boy'"

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I got really excited about the guy rolling up to a busy traffic circle with his left turn signal on. It ended up uneventful

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