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Hey if anyone wants a guide to making a podcast, mine is now available as a webpage thanks to my pal and co-host @BestGirlGrace

internetpro.me/podguide/

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Episode 2 of Warehouse 69 up now. You should be able to find us on everything but apple podcasts now

anchor.fm/warehouse69

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sorry for the false alarm, everyone. the white house thinks 70% of adults have had at least one dose because i've had 13,000 doses and messed up their Excel sheet

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video killed the radio star voice toobin killed the zoom happy hour

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reservoir dogs? they look like people to me

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1. Stop what you are doing
2. Record yourself saying the following:

Proorb

3. Send the recording to us with the hashtag #proorbchallenge

Wtto Episode 25: Joy Egg (Orb Variant)

anchor.fm/wtto/episodes/Episod

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PRIEST: Gonna have a normal one
CONGREGATION: No ones gonna be weird at me
ALL: Not gonna cum

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j realized my 3 year mastoversary passed during the move so. congrats yall youve known me for 3 years how lucky for all of you

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Will the new mastodon for iOS app have the one feature I wish Toot! had, misskey support?

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Hello to the jorts local timeline

-posted from Mastodon for iOS

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i will eliminate redundancies by combining choo choo with angus

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Uwu I'm just a smol bean SUV owner with a thin blue line flag and an AK touting hello kitty window stickers.*

*real thing I saw on my morning walk

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people say "art should make you feel things" but then they turn around and come to my house with pitchforks and torches over the things i post. why. if art makes you feel things my posts are some of the Most Art of all time

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