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I hate writing posts, but I haven't done one on this account and should probably pin one. I'm pretty into every discipline, but I'm far more serious about . I try to be friendly to new people on here, so try not to be a shithead. Not always super comfortable socially but I try.

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If anyone from Jorts is being a dickhead in your mentions/DMs, it’s always OK to DM me about it. I can’t do much, but I will do something.

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Hey if anyone wants a guide to making a podcast, mine is now available as a webpage thanks to my pal and co-host @BestGirlGrace

internetpro.me/podguide/

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Episode 2 of Warehouse 69 up now. You should be able to find us on everything but apple podcasts now

anchor.fm/warehouse69

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@breakfastgolem hate to say but the vibe has not been great since twitter migration started. Not like we had an instance culture before, it was just like five of us around a burning barrel in a half-collapsed warehouse like some 80s movie, but now that one is developing it's not really something I enjoy

The extremely hands-off moderation has only worked as long as it has because no one wanted to launch drama using here as their platform

A big part of not being an asshole is knowing who you want to be a good neighbor to and what sort of behavior runs contrary to that.

That’s why I hate all the Journo dork instances, they want to be taken seriously and accepted by everyone but apparently some tenant of their “professional integrity” is being chill about transphobia if it’s published by a news outlet.

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The existence of a Master of Ceremonies implies the existence of a Blaster of Ceremonies.

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Taking a principled stance on being annoying in a hashtag.

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Instead of spamming the Fediblock tag with shitposts, try spamming the UFOI tag with shitposts. It’s way funnier.

There are different types of reasons that instances are defederated. Some are just pumping raw sewage into the fedi or doing targeted harassment. Some have rules that don’t comport with another instances rules in a way that makes them feel unsafe. Sometimes it’s a good ol fashioned internet beef.

When the first two are communicated through the hashtag, it’s pretty easy to determine if that is a course of action for your instance to follow. When the latter is, it is also pretty easy to spot

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You don’t need to shitpost in the fediblock hashtag. Even if you think it’s an ineffective tool, it is functionally how the conversation gets started. You don’t need to agree with every fediblock recommendation, anyone can make one and some people will make bad ones. Admins all have different methods and tools for working out who is a shithead, but having this hashtag allows people to find out about bad instances before they direct their hate towards you.

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IQ stands for Italian reQ, but we don't talk about him he's too weird

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us pol 

say it with me now:

Speaker of the House John CENA

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"why do they call it a restroom when I'm fighting for my life in here" isn't a joke and it's not funny. it's deadly serious

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new research has come out that demonstrates people who think IQ is bullshit have higher IQs than people who think IQ is real. reaction to this study is universally negative

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i took an iq test and they actually told me they had to get back to me because math hadn't discovered a number big enough to be my iq yet

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me, standing in the corner at the party: they don't even know about all my living information and cognitohazard lore

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just crashed my laptop trying to feed bee movie script to glados-tts

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Charlie Brown wants a girl to call him "sweet poor baby", which means he's kind of a predecessor to today's mommy milkers guys

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected them to the Internet.

This was a clue and we just didn't listen.

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.