denk jazz @Timmy@jorts.horse

i love working at a polling location in toledo, ohio and tossing out all votes that aren't write-in votes for gloria la riva. we all have a part to play!

@Timmy thank u for you’re service officers

@Aleums MPREGMAFIA

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thanosbottom_thicc

@double

did you know? ohio farmers only see the sun 20% of the time. the rest of the time the sky is covered with the cleveland fires

Unionize high school kids who wear multiple of those big, elaborate, jointed rings with dragons on them.

i'd be terrible in a debate, because i can never remember what someone did to make me think they're a jerk

i always know they did something, but i push that thing out of my mind to leave room in my brain for trivia about Beverly Hills Cop 3 or some shit

Back at it again with the bi-erasure. Smh.

(me, whispering to my date in the movie theater during Jurassic Park when they first see the dinosaurs) "that's a dinosaur"

i became obsessed with the study of slaps when at a middle school dance, i asked one of my friends to dance with me, and his girlfriend thought i was making a move so she slapped me so hard i did a fucking 720 on my heels completely involuntarily. this extraordinary show of power turned me into the enby i am today, and ive been trying to emulate it ever since

oustanding graffiti in bristol today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2cp-YfIGFo

Lmao letting it look at my pics was a better choice

You can't spell Bela Lugosi without Lou Bega

EMACS -- Eight Milks And Constantly Shitting

heading out for coffee, anyone need one?