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I hate writing #introduction posts, but I haven't done one on this account and should probably pin one. I'm pretty into every #cycling discipline, but I'm far more serious about #unicycle. I try to be friendly to new people on here, so try not to be a shithead. Not always super comfortable socially but I try.
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If anyone from Jorts is being a dickhead in your mentions/DMs, it’s always OK to DM me about it. I can’t do much, but I will do something.
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Hey if anyone wants a guide to making a podcast, mine is now available as a webpage thanks to my pal and co-host @BestGirlGrace
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Episode 2 of Warehouse 69 up now. You should be able to find us on everything but apple podcasts now
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Love people who are actual size they’re so hot 😻
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internet freaks mailed my teen extremely sour candys
I’m sorry everyone, I’m the vegetarian that was mad at raspberry pi for posting hog without a CW. I know it seems excessive to organize a shadow campaign to milkshake duck a computer company, but some things are simply unforgivable
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I like that they think, after the dunking they got yesterday, Raspberry Pi's co-founder blaming it all on whiny vegan piss babies was somehow not going to result in a further significant dunking today
food
Hashed browns with truffle hot sauce, cooked in ghee with some ognion
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it's genuinely difficult to think of something funnier than "we hired a cop with a background in electronic surveillance" to post here. it's like if you asked me to come up with a magic phrase that would cause everyone to lineup and kick you in the nuts, i wouldn't suggest that because it's TOO on the nose.
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I'm trying to perpetuate a benign war here and am misrepresented at every turn
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Describing this as "Mastodons First Main Character" is offensive to literally every other main character we have here
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i think it's so cool that non-binaires sent three they/thems to the moon in 1969
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I do not believe this interview could have gone worse. I am absolutely delighted by every part. A+ funniest report possible https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/chrisstokelwalker/raspberry-pi-hired-ex-cop-mastodon-controversy?ref=bfnsplash
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Everyone in the discord has agreed to post “Uz Lipton”. The vote was 50000 to zero.
No one was even a little bit mean in public. I can’t promise that no one sent death threats, but the public comments were mostly “ah geez I really like your smol computer, you should consider the optics of working with police like this” 
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*holding a cartoonish bag of cash labeled "ARDUINO BRIBES"* it's time we cancel Raspberry Pi
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John McTiernan 🤝 New raspi guy
Illegal wiretapping, probably
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I would like to be clear that I did not attempt to bofa raspberry pi for being cops because of a secret anti-pi discord cabal, but because they deserved it.
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when guys from the 50s called each other "cats" it was because they were furries
New account, Jorts Forever
alt @timmy
They/Them
Joined Jan 2020
