timmy @Timmy@jorts.horse

badass chinese propaganda poster expressing solidarity with Cuba

sorry for the false alarm, everyone. the white house thinks 70% of adults have had at least one dose because i've had 13,000 doses and messed up their Excel sheet

video killed the radio star voice toobin killed the zoom happy hour

reservoir dogs? they look like people to me

1. Stop what you are doing
2. Record yourself saying the following:

Proorb

3. Send the recording to us with the hashtag #proorbchallenge

Wtto Episode 25: Joy Egg (Orb Variant)

https://anchor.fm/wtto/episodes/Episode-25-Joy-Egg-Orb-Variant-e15c2ck

@torie uwu i'm the best

PRIEST: Gonna have a normal one
CONGREGATION: No ones gonna be weird at me
ALL: Not gonna cum

Lol what the absolute fuck

j realized my 3 year mastoversary passed during the move so. congrats yall youve known me for 3 years how lucky for all of you

Will the new mastodon for iOS app have the one feature I wish Toot! had, misskey support?

#chastememesunday i guess

Hell yeah

Uwu I'm just a smol bean SUV owner with a thin blue line flag and an AK touting hello kitty window stickers.*

*real thing I saw on my morning walk

people say "art should make you feel things" but then they turn around and come to my house with pitchforks and torches over the things i post. why. if art makes you feel things my posts are some of the Most Art of all time

it goats, it goats, it goats