BLURST @Z@jorts.horse

Come for the posts, leave because of the posts.

do the verge writers know that apple isn't going to have sex with them

Me, a bird, to my friend, who is also a bird: that guy only has one stone. He couldn't possibly hit both of us

unfollowing myself. ive had enough of my nonsense

urge to chill.... rising

the iconic duo Goofus and Gallant. Gallant is not to be understood as a real person, but a personification of an evolving moral ideal, which might manifest in very different ways depending on circumstances. Goofus, however, is an actual guy, and I'm still waiting for him to return the comic books I lent him

our new Moon Phase AI is a LLM trained on 38 years worth of moon phase data. it uses 25kWh of electricity per post & is correct 32% of the time. also we have gotten it to mostly stop being overtly racist

i know eating chapstick is harmful. i know it can't improve my milk yields,

@Z I used to go there to check out the "Buttered Beauties" category, but "Mexican Street Corn" is just f-ing racist and SWERFy, so until/unless they stop platforming that shit, I'm only patronizing the Maize Mamas and Peaches & Creaming sites. I don't wanna come across as a paid shill, but they're both creator-owned, too, so it's not the usual husk'n suck garbage.