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boy are you a blockchain transaction because i am extremely uninterested in an explanation for your behavior

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buying a crossbow from amazon dot com for jeff bezos related reasons

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I know this isn't original, and a thousand people have probably made this observation before me. Maybe that, in and of itself, is indicative of something.

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Imagining Quark at a museum and opining that it's not the same as owning the token.

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Here's my big complaint. Dune should have had Gwendoline Christie play Josh Brolin's character just to upsetero the heteros.

mythbusters was jackass but for nerds who were scared to say swears

Calmly calculating which area of a room I should be in according to the least amount of Final Destination stuff that could happen in it.

building an ethics analysis ai specifically to prove that drunk drivingg gets me to work on time

they finally put george de mohrenschildt and jack ruby in fortnite

Learning about a TikTok guy who's telling everyone that the Kardashians are cursed by witches in exchange for fame.

Hey, you brought "might makes right" into this, motherfucker.

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*inviting someone who has domed your greasy Phoenix program guy and all of the subsiquent elite hit squads into your base camp* Have you considered Maltheusian-

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New Vegas is extremely funny because the "faction forgives you at the Strip" mechanic is purely for gameply, but absolutely makes sense in the context of Caesar believing he can debate club you into not twisting his head off like a grape.

I know a lot of people don't like viewing the Culture that way, preferring to focus on its elaborate AI stuff, but I appreciate some guy who does their dirty work not giving a shit about the specific level of sexual liberation on one of their ships.

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I really like Use of Weapons because it's this extremely technocratic, liberal society as viewed through the lens of someone who doesn't give a shit about the politics of it. Zakalwe is the wetwork guy they send in when they want to do little an interventionism, as a treat.

A given amount of the stuff is just going to start to go bad, like big piles of potatoes in Eastern-Europe. So you dump some yeast in there to beat the mold and make some moonshine.

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In a lot of areas, it's more practical to run a relatively low-output bio-reaction generator that runs on corn sludge and also juices a battery bank up, since gas generators are loud, and gas is expensive and unpredictably-available.

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"Liquor distilled from biogenerator reaction mass that got moldy" is one of my favorite pieces of worldbuilding I've done.

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