I'm doing final editorial passes on a twelve-chapter novella, and will try to publish one a day as I work through that. This is the first one. Patreon is terrible at text formatting, so I attached a PDF file you can download and read normally. https://www.patreon.com/posts/65264755
Actually scratch that first part, my goondolences to all the future trans kids out there named after Game of Thrones characters. No shade if you have a paradoxical reaction and name yourselves Average or Beige or whatever.
Oh yeah a bunch of Star Wars "references bazinga" stickers too.
The gloryhole bit has fascinating dimensions of wistfulness to it, for a giant dick joke.
Fascinated by how well the cast plays bitchy older women.
"You asked for it."
"LOL," said the scorpion. "LMAO."
The thing you have to understand about the situation is that people like Marc Andreesen are invested in his image as the God-Emperor of Ancap Redditors, and they backed a bunch of his Twitter bid. Binance did, too. And he wiped his ass with it. You love to see it!
CIA vampire attack expert.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.