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Anyone who talks about "biotruths" gets the airlock.

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh never let your mother pay you for anything. That's worse than doing her a favor.

13 minutes in and I'm yelling "NO DON'T LET YOUR MOTHER BACK IN."

Well, the "give Mothra a nuke" plan ended as well as could be expected.

It's not Shin Godzilla's self-awareness, but it is a disaster movie where the military just keeps making things worse over and over in execution.

I don't know how intentional this is, but the Navy and Army are doing literally everything wrong to a hilarious degree and it's all having extremely predictable consequences. Like they just tried to shoot Godzilla with missile boats from grapeshot range and they all overshot and hit the Golden Gate.

"Rush hour" is between four PM and midnight.

"There's still busses on the bridge." NO SHIT HOMIE HAVE YOU SEEN RUSH HOUR IN THE BAY ON A *GOOD* DAY?

The army is on some big time Wile E. Coyote bullshit in this movie and TBH it's not the least realistic part.

They're also using reflex sights on their rifles while anticipating being hit with EMP. Hubris.

I would have retrofitted the Minuteman missile with a new arming and detonation system before getting on the moving freight train but who am I to question the wisdom of our brave men and women in uniform?

Seems like Russia would be asking "hey anyone want to tell us what the fuck happened to our missile sub and also why your carrier battle group is tearing around" right about now.

"America has a plan and it's a bad one involving bombs" is a running theme in these new shared universe movies huh?

TBH It's just kind of novel to not be watching something obsessed with recreating 9/11. It's a movie about natural disaster fears, and industrial accidents.

Really, though, you can't beat the awful fleshy monster designs of Shin Godzilla, and the way it's kind of a black comedy. The creature design in Skull Island was pretty strong, too.

I have Godzilla (2014) on and honestly, it's not that bad. It's into the idea of the monsters reenacting natural disasters so far. I think Skull Island is more compelling because it has a batter hook and I'm not generally into the "have to protect the kid" thing.

The "meltdown while driving video" genre is poppin'.

"Do you want to see a really angry Twitter Maoist shouting about feet" and other texts I aaaaalmost sent to my sister but decided against.

You could come up with some socioeconomic commentary as a way to balance game mechanics related to cybernetics, but also I guess you can use the TTRPG system from two or three decades ago where you trade soul points for augmentation and turn into a cyberzombie at zero. Sigh.

Now they're talking about how good Green Book is.

Two conservative boomers are loudly trading self-help seminar stuff.