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Anyone who talks about "biotruths" gets the airlock.

*someone develops an actual caring interpersonal relationship with me* weird flex but okay

US: Dance for the crowd while rich celbrities judge you. Either that, or blacksmith katanas.
UK: Everyone gets sunburn on Fuck Island and then they shit-talk each other in the Shack of Secrets at the end.
Japan: FIGHT THE GIANT LIZARD IN THE SLIP AND SLIDE FULL OF J-LUBE.

aw yeah freeze my peach random anime avi really get nasty

The Marvel executive paces, brows furrowed under the manicured sweep of her bangs. she leans across the table and her stony gaze meets mine.
“You’re an interesting case, you know. The only person in the continental United States who still hasn’t seen Infinity War. Yet you’ve seen nearly every other film we’ve produced, many of them in theaters. Would you care to explain?”

I spit at her, straining in my cuffs. “No.”

She slams her hands on the table. “Watch the goddamn movie.”

“FUCK YOU.”

Go watch another episode of South Park if you can't appreciate something without the lens of obnoxious detachment.

I hate it when irony poisoning makes people misinterpret legitimately great filmmaking. They look at things like unalloyed emotion and intensity and act like it's memelord camp. Like when people went and saw Mandy because of Nic Cage .gifs and made themselves laugh at the scene where he has a breakdown.

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engaging in fisticuffs in order to secure my rightful spot in the olive garden parking lot

Listening to a podcast about a sovereign citizen financial self-help cruise and it's everything I expected.

Avengers: Endgame was filmed in front of half of a live studio audience.

people saying "my fursona" as in singular. lol

*pulling Zubaz pants on and pressing play on "Macarena"* this can stop any time. all you have to do is decide to tell me what i need to know

the premium content is hearing me do a dramatic reading of how funko pops turned me into a posadist

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