Bloodborne femme @Zero_Democracy@jorts.horse

I'm doing final editorial passes on a twelve-chapter novella, and will try to publish one a day as I work through that. This is the first one. Patreon is terrible at text formatting, so I attached a PDF file you can download and read normally. https://www.patreon.com/posts/65264755

buying a crossbow from amazon dot com for jeff bezos related reasons

"What does it even mean to be bisexual, as a transfemme who broadly identifies as some sort of lesbian?"
Assuming you mean the continuum of cis guys to AMAB nonbinary- *giant accordion fold of shitty goth boys flops out of my wallet*

Actually scratch that first part, my goondolences to all the future trans kids out there named after Game of Thrones characters. No shade if you have a paradoxical reaction and name yourselves Average or Beige or whatever.

"Why do trans women pick such cringe names" listen nothing is worse than being named Enzo, despite zero Italian-ness, because your mother thought it would make you sound "exotic." I could name myself after an Invader Zim character and feel more normal.

Read another book. No, not 1984, put that down.

I think me at my most quixotic is a belief I can't unseat that there was a point that cosmism could have saved us. Not as some sort of expansionist project, but just as a sort of driving force.

you have to turn in your quirky lesbian card if you rent out an airbnb in the pnw sorry i dont make the rules

Recently ran back into a critic from the AV Club (when it was good) who did some intense deep-dives into The X-Files that I really liked and they're trans now, which, yeah.

Oh yeah a bunch of Star Wars "references bazinga" stickers too.

Friend in Florida just sent me a photo of a car covered in Harry Potter, Marvel, Church of Satan, and "birds aren't real" stickers. Heinous resonant frequency.

this speeding ticket has toxic vibes and a demonic presence

watching lasagna cat on vintage salvia

first season of home movies ai upscaled to 4k 60fps

sorry it took a week to respond to your grindr dm. i found a really fucked up show about serial killers to watch and that took up all my emotional labor

The gloryhole bit has fascinating dimensions of wistfulness to it, for a giant dick joke.

Fascinated by how well the cast plays bitchy older women.

"You asked for it."

God, the Brain Candy bit at the beginning of the new Kids in the Hall.

"LOL," said the scorpion. "LMAO."

The thing you have to understand about the situation is that people like Marc Andreesen are invested in his image as the God-Emperor of Ancap Redditors, and they backed a bunch of his Twitter bid. Binance did, too. And he wiped his ass with it. You love to see it!

It's much funnier that Elon Musk got so divorce-brained over a trans woman hooking up with his art pop ex that he torched a shitload of money from technofascist VC ghouls, than just his own money. Their bizarre ontological project is handcuffed to the biggest loser dipshit.