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boy are you a blockchain transaction because i am extremely uninterested in an explanation for your behavior

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buying a crossbow from amazon dot com for jeff bezos related reasons

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What's the over-under on the FA dipshits integrating NFT transactions? Parlay bets are which sequences of security failures happen.

Someone told me that Zootopia originally had a "species reassignment surgery" bit and I'm still so pissed.

Layer Cake is my favorite British one with a bullet because of how it goes at class versus capitalist structures, and how it deconstructs the Guy Ritchie style.

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My hot take about Scorsese's work, particularly Goodfellas and The Irishman, is that they benefit from being centered on the men because you can see the well-executed women reacting to them from the outside.

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One thing I'll always respect Scarface for as a traditionally-structured three-act mob movie is how is slams the unalloyed misery to pretty much the maximum in the last third. Tony is having the worst time, and you are acutely aware of how bleak sitting in a bubble bath in front of a bunch of monitors, inventing ways to be paranoid is.

the zootopia show will confirm that judy hopps is trans representation

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unfortunately the minimum wage increase had to be rejected to build the political capital to pass the patriot act 2. its called horse trading

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If means-tested "UBI" becomes acceptable mainstream political discourse, it's because liberals finally realized that it's just landlord subsidization without tight market controls.

It's a lot like being really good at high school football, in that you either mature and move on, or let it mash your brain up.

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One of the most enduring red flags for people who are extremely online is general nostalgia for Something Awful.

The way it uses hyperreal, narcotic slow-mo as the perspective of the people being summarily annihilated is diametrically opposed to the muscular aesthetic fascism of 300.

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Ridiculous that multiple outlets make M14, M1, and 1911 clones, but nobody makes a faithful Whitney Wolverine. I know it's functionally interchangeable with a Ruger Standard, but I want one of those raygun-looking fuckers.

If you give someone a brick of coke, do not give them an Uzi in the same transaction.

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The enduring morality tale of Snowfall is to not sell military weaponry to the weird guys who aren't on the same money-laundering level as you are.

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