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boy are you a blockchain transaction because i am extremely uninterested in an explanation for your behavior

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buying a crossbow from amazon dot com for jeff bezos related reasons

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I assume now being openly nonbinary trans wouldn't improve it.

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Words for it don't exist. It's like trying to describe the demon core to someone in 1946.

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Trying to use Tinder in the Bay Area is such a uniquely-fucked vibe.

Remembering the era where everyone started getting 16:9 TVs for the first time and just stretched everything out from 4:3.

becoming king shithead of nerd mountain by introducing ponzicoin. its farmed on the machinery we need to make vaccines and insulin somehow

Currently having a Twitter experience, unfortunately.

Holy shit I stopped drawing, assumed it was almost over, and paused it to check the time. 23 minutes left. I'm watching Batman Beyond now.

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I feel like "you automatically become a sith if you murk one" premise is missing the point of the ending of Return of the Jedi.

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Oscar Isaac fully has the smoking Ben Affleck face by the time they break out the Death Star Destroyer.

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This movie is like when you fuck up the flags in a Fallout playthrough and start having to fix things with the console.

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Put Rise of Skywalker on in the background and there sure is a lot of resignation in "somehow Palpatine has returned.

sorry boss cant come in today. got some wack thetans going on

And if it's truly efficient in the sense that it's finite and has a steady transaction pace (which is the only way you get energy efficiency,) it's naturally going to fall by the wayside because that's the nature of the crypto economy. It don't make line go nyoom so nobody cares.

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They want to, in their words, go to the moon. They want stonks. We saw this with Bitcoin versus Etherium. Etherium is, practically speaking, occupying the same role as Bitcoin. It just got there at a different pace.

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The obvious response to "there are more efficient forms of cryptocurrency," which I do not bother making to crypto nerds, is that if it's X more efficient, they'll just mine X more of it, and we'll wind up back where we're at now. The actual number of coins is irrelevant. Something that's 10X more efficient gets mined 10X harder because they're still maxing their computational power out, to make their version of the line go up. They don't actually want a decentralized economy.

going to start telling tiktok teens that homestar runner was homestuck

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