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boy are you a blockchain transaction because i am extremely uninterested in an explanation for your behavior

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buying a crossbow from amazon dot com for jeff bezos related reasons

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I wrote about media dweebs getting their clown on over trans people, I have exorcised myself and am now free of their psychic pollution. patreon.com/posts/47969309

The anime thing isn't me being hyperbolic. Ray Blanchard really tweets that kind of stuff.

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I wrote about media dweebs getting their clown on over trans people, I have exorcised myself and am now free of their psychic pollution. patreon.com/posts/47969309

I know this is old but I hadn't seen it and I'm still going to roast Snyder.

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Snyder is a man with incredible capacity for not understanding the sociopolitical and emotional aspects of the things he loves and fetishizes, so no wonder he's king of the scumbag nerd randrioids

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Zack Snyder being a shitlord, sexual assault in film 

Snyder's remake of Dawn of the Dead is something I loathe deeply for how much it disregards the source material in favor of mean-spirited and edgelordy bullshit, and I'm not surprised it's was extrapolated into zombie rape at one point. cinemablend.com/new/Details-Za

Just saw a story about the NYPD fielding those robot dogs, so I'm once again thinking about the logistics of one of those blank cartridge-powered piezoelectric electromatic pulse guns.

Thinking about Connor O'Malley running around New York, screaming about how the CEO of Starbucks should be the president.

Am I attractive? Arguable. Am I on all the cool government watch lists? Almost certainly.

Adding an Evgeny Morozov book to add to the reading list because why not?

whispering dudes rock as i do a donut in front of my wifes lawyers house

The perfect image of adult nerds with arrested development affecting supremacy over entertainment largely meant for children.

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Thinking about that story I heard about Ernest Cline showing up to a party in a restored DeLorean and getting mad at a child for touching his replica hoverboard.

I don't begrudge anyone their enthusiasm, but it feels like some sort of weird age-regression thing sometimes. Just treat me like a human who is X years old.

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That's presumably less weird when you're like 19 and doing this shit, but it's really weird to be hearing about eggs and "second puberty" when you're a grown-ass adult who can buy beer.

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Really wish there was a popular nomenclature for trans benchmarks that wasn't infantalizing and based on the teenage experience.

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