ancient catbus @ancient_catbus@jorts.horse

if anyone needs me I'll be in the 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚

When i check the local timeline

When there was one set of footprints in the sand...that was when i carried you

TFW you've seized the means of production and aren't sure what comes next

East Germany really fucked up building a monolithic spy apparatus to watch everyone when they could've just had a cute little radio called 'Komrade' that cost 5 marks, placed your grocery orders and also relayed everything said in your home to party HQ

when that FEMA alert hits

I'm mourning the last season of OWL by playing overwatch

this mercy was fucking up our entire team bc dps refused to target her, so I went Winton and chased her around the map with singleminded zeal- it worked and we won

"Loaded Potato Sphere? Extreme Mac n Cheese Bombz? None of these words are in the Bible!" I snarl at my server, slowly & deliberately tearing the TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers menu in half.

Her eyes turn black and her mouth stretches wide as a shrill, unearthly ululation fills the dining room

revenge from beyond the grave

Everything I know about England (a land of violent Hobbits endlessly killing each other over the villages annual Best Kept Garden contest) is thanks to watching 23 seasons of 'Midsomer Murders'

when I take a nap:

life imitates art

Tim Curry says "Good Morning, Freaks!"

the bad news:
Elon Musk plays overwatch and is a Torb main

the good news:
nonzero chance I've killed him and teabagged his corpse at some point in the last 3 years

"I'm popping off!" I holler, carefully placing my bowl of oatmeal on the coffee table and adjusting a crocheted Afghan to cover my pale calves

Friends it's #ShoegazeSaturday and I'm dropping my top 10 contemporary bands
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