ancient catbus @ancient_catbus@jorts.horse

there are an infinite number of types of guys, but only two types of wife- few know this

My ex and I were wasted on the roof of an abandoned building and we put our underwear on the flagpole. It's been there for almost 10 years now lol

My husband also likes pools. For example, here he is in the pool and he’s just been chilling like that for hours.

My god. This is devastating. Again, probably would not be happening were it NOT FOR THE CURSED HBOMAX UNIVERSAL MERGER WHICH FUCKING SUCKED AND CONTINUES TO SUCK ASS AND IS SLOWLY DESTROYING THE WORLD

Sesame Street First NFTs on VeVe App Feature Cookie Monster - Variety

https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/sesame-street-nfts-cookie-monster-veve-1235545680/

Acquired a waterpik, keep taking it out of my mouth while it’s still on and just blasting everything in a 3 mile radius

I feel like the upswing in ads for mushroom coffee alternatives in 2022, and The Last of Us hitting the normal consciousness in 2023, was unfortunate.

And if you gaze for long into the shoe, the shoe gazes also into you

[threatenly] get ready for another wave of ska

"good evening ma'am, i'm detective catbowl bongwater with the six thousandth four hundred and first precinct. i want to ask you a few questions about how to scan a pdf with multiple pages"

its my birthday can i get a boost

@ancient_catbus they’re joining the Jorts.horse server