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When there was one set of footprints in the sand...that was when i carried you

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TFW you've seized the means of production and aren't sure what comes next

there are an infinite number of types of guys, but only two types of wife- few know this

My ex and I were wasted on the roof of an abandoned building and we put our underwear on the flagpole. It's been there for almost 10 years now lol

My husband also likes pools. For example, here he is in the pool and he’s just been chilling like that for hours.

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watching the pro-am and these matches have been mostly bangers, really good showing from the Contenders teams and it's nice hearing my favorite casters call the game again (although Mitch wasn't able to make it bc of visa stuff, but Custa is doing a solid job in his place)

today's banger is 'Can't Wait' by Cosmopaark, an impressive collision of mopey indie pop and pure shoegaze guitars

youtu.be/feBr48e3Lfk

My god. This is devastating. Again, probably would not be happening were it NOT FOR THE CURSED HBOMAX UNIVERSAL MERGER WHICH FUCKING SUCKED AND CONTINUES TO SUCK ASS AND IS SLOWLY DESTROYING THE WORLD

Sesame Street First NFTs on VeVe App Feature Cookie Monster - Variety

variety.com/2023/digital/news/

there are an infinite number of types of guys, but only two types of wife- few know this

Acquired a waterpik, keep taking it out of my mouth while it’s still on and just blasting everything in a 3 mile radius

every right wing goon this week:
defining 'woke' is simple and straightforward, see-

*six single spaced paragraphs of the most incoherent bullshit you've ever read*

I feel like the upswing in ads for mushroom coffee alternatives in 2022, and The Last of Us hitting the normal consciousness in 2023, was unfortunate.

And if you gaze for long into the shoe, the shoe gazes also into you

[threatenly] get ready for another wave of ska

"good evening ma'am, i'm detective catbowl bongwater with the six thousandth four hundred and first precinct. i want to ask you a few questions about how to scan a pdf with multiple pages"

getting back on that banger grind with this dreampoppy number from Mist Double, 'leaves'

youtu.be/m9gj5lS9opM

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