Anthony Davis @anthonydavis@jorts.horse

@anthonydavis hello it's mcrlwain

@anthonydavis I'm already fuming and I haven't gotten to the dinner service yet...

@anthonydavis @realmaxkeeble Mike Truk

@anthonydavis YES!! literally a burger place that orders frozen burgers. I'm confused and angry

@anthonydavis its me, scott dorque

ok what the actual fuck? this guy really just got done telling gordon that he stole money from his son's inheritance to open a restaurant and then next sentence says he doesn't know why his son resents him ????????????????????????????????

Nationlize taco Bell

@feminineforms and you fem, thank you! ♥️ ✨

I hope everyone is having a good evening!!!!

@Pepsi you will not get away with any more Shit Trash, pepi. i will beat you into the ground like a nail with a cartoon mallet. (jk, big fan!!)

@picklemaddierix I NEED SLIME!!! 69!

20 years ago we had steve cash, bob jobs, and johnny hope. now we've got no steve, no bob, and no johnny

Ben Shapiro is unironically afraid of witches

@realtoddhoward I napped longer noob

imo, we have every reason to believe dril meant every word he's ever posted

tired: firefox is better than chrome because it's actually open-source and isn't owned by an advertising company
wired: firefox is better than chrome because you can actually have a dark theme in firefox
inspired: firefox is better than chrome because foxes are cute

@garfiald somewhere, out there, dril and the boys are playing in a Philadelphia playground

my Skills include, in order of expertise:
Arguing with Internet Strangers,
Gaming,
Basic Arithmetic