Drew Brees @anthonydavis@jorts.horse

@anthonydavis this is major league baseball

@helldude fuck off dumbass

there's nothing worse in this world than baseball

lana del rey stans have uploaded every mp3 she’s ever released to youtube slowed and with an anime gif playing. and yet the car seat headrest community is asleep at the wheel

me, at noon: its been a long day

me, 5 pm on a monday: its been a long week

Oh no

Arthur Fleck became The Joker because he was a Jets fan

Contrary to conventional western science, I would posit that the human is not, in fact, the most efficient battery.

@anthonydavis named after emporer temporaryine

under full communism, fuit gummy will be provided to all

Not to be controversial but I want to fuck this van

saying “this looks like a pipe” instead of “that’s a pipe” so that the annoying ass treacherous pipe painting can’t talk back at me

@anthonydavis I told my wife the other day that I go into a blind rage every time I think about gabbagool, so Im very mad right now, but not at you, this was an incredible joke.