Anthony Davis Wholesomeposting @anthonydavis@jorts.horse

@streetvalkyrie this is a good post.

@audrey I was gonna bring this up because I remember playing this game as a kid!

I hope you're all happy because I managed to beat the game to show you that, when you win, it shows Dilbert dancing on your enemy's grave.

Can I help you

@wintgenstein No idea, then. I'm sure he has some ridiculous thing about it.

@BestGirlGrace this was created many years before scott pilgrim,,,

what the everliving fuck is this

@Absolutely_Blakely Its Ingobernables, but this.

im fucking reeling at the fact that giraffes are born small right now, nearly on the edge of tears, i think it's time for BED

If you know the user with the handle @Los_Ingovernables_De_Mastodonin real life, please contact him and make sure he's okay

He said some sad things before deleting his account today. Several of his friends on here didn't catch it and had no chance to check up with him

He may just be taking a break. Maybe we're all paranoid. That's fine.

You don't have to tell me. You don't have to say a word. But if you know him outside of the internet, please check in on him.

Sometimes I remember there are heteros out there... I'm sorry for you guys :c

That's the T, cis

If you say Dilbert Man's name three times, he shows up in your mirror and starts showing off his weird body and talking about his ridiculous ideas.

oh lawd he comin

@Kidsgobroke BOOOOOO

Yeah drinking is cool, but have you ever done it responsibly

@wintgenstein Yeah, I'm curious what the story is there. I suspect he read Scott Pilgrim and thinks that it gives you superpowers.

@lynnesbian live in a society

@BestGirlGrace @andi jesus god why

@andi @feminineforms imagine being the guy who invented this thing, and then telling everyone exactly what kind of intestinal distress it gave people

@BestGirlGrace @feminineforms Jesus wept:

"[t]he mineral fortification was hard to disguise, and because of the veggie and legume content, three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail"

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