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Wow, I had such a great time at MastoCon 2018. Special thanks to @Gargron for putting it together! Got to meet and hang with all the Legends of Mastodon Posting and made a bunch of new friends. Special thanks for everyone who came to my Q&A panel "Shitposting in the Age Of Lonlieness". Hope to see you all next year too!

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death and Dilbert Show more

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body horror in an ad Show more

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im fucking reeling at the fact that giraffes are born small right now, nearly on the edge of tears, i think it's time for BED

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Sometimes I remember there are heteros out there... I'm sorry for you guys :c

If you say Dilbert Man's name three times, he shows up in your mirror and starts showing off his weird body and talking about his ridiculous ideas.

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Food, Dilbert; bit gross Show more

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.