@anthonydavis i feel like any minute ones gonna show up on my phone that says 'NOW' even though i've never installed the app ever

@Luxotek sometimes it still haunts me even when its uninstalled (via email)

@anthonydavis next update: duo lingo owl literally stabs you if you miss a day

@anthonydavis
My favorite fun fact is that the reason Duolingo's color scheme is green is because the guy running it at the time said to the GUI guys, "literally do anything to it as long as it's not green. i hate green."

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@anthonydavis for real though the aggressive scoring and punishment for breaking a streak is the reason I’ve never been able to stick with DL

@sweetmercury yeah I definitely feel that, I've turned off notifications because they got so aggressive and it's like I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO DO STOPPPPP

@anthonydavis That’s a nice streak ya got there. How’s about $4.99 to keep it goin, eh?

@sweetmercury @anthonydavis it’d be a reeeeeal shame to uh... heh... break it. *brandishes baseball bat*

@anthonydavis @sweetmercury I didn't make the bird sad. Shut the fuck up with that shit, duo

@hinterwaeldler sadly they explicitly said it won't be dark mode but they didn't elaborate further :(

@anthonydavis
Madre de Dios! Es el pollo diablo!

(Never gonna get tired of posting that :blobcheeky: )

@anthonydavis
Duolingo: hey man its been a few days
Person: yeah uh I've been busy I'll be back tho
Duolingo: U BITCHES THINK IM STUPID I AIN'T STUPID

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