@chad thank you for sharing my burden
@chad @beef_mcgristle Hilariously, THAT one scans!
@beef_mcgristle reminds me of one of my favorite limericks:
A decrepit old gas man named Peter
Was downcellar reading the meter
He struck up a light
And rose out of sight
And - as anyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you - he also ruined the meter
@tess @beef_mcgristle :π€£π€£π€£I literally laughed out loud at this. Thank you!
@beef_mcgristle Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Trochaic tetrameter, surely?
I especially don't understand Old Norse meter 
Oh my goodness.
@beef_mcgristle
Take a song and write a lyric
Just make sure to match the rhythm
Sing it out using an earworm
You will feel it all match //
like a poem!
P.S.: Now try to sing it making the words match the TMNT theme... It's not precisely this, but it's kinda how it works.
@beef_mcgristle could you add alt text to this? Iβd love to share it
@thesasha there is alt-text, is it not showing up?
@beef_mcgristle it is not :( may be an app problem on my end
@beef_mcgristle yup, deemed to be an app problem, showed up fine on web version. Thank you and apologies!
@beef_mcgristle is the bot that finds Wikipedia articles that follow this meter on here?
@beef_mcgristle @tmnt following it anyway!
@beef_mcgristle this is doing psychic damage