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Since the Theo-conservative Republicans are onto us, Leftists must launch our plan for socialist domination immediately. Listen closely, comrades. I’ve received word from General Soros and our partners in the UN – operation Ocasio is a go. Caitlin Johnstone, you and your Contrapoints-controlled army of ANTIFA trans Mexican day laborers will join with Michael Moore’s Prius tank division north of Branson, where you will seize the guns of everyone who doesn’t blame America first, forcing them into Chapo Trap House concentration camps. That’s where Bernie Sanders and Lee Camp will re-educate them as atheists and declare victory in the War on Christmas.

COLUMBO: the criterion collection, huh... sounds interesting. not for me, though. i usually just watch the game.
ME: *smiling serenely*
COLUMBO: my WIFE however.... my wife loves, what do you call him. Yasujirō Ozu. cant get enough of "Floating Weeds." SHE tells me barnes and nobles has this big sale where you can get t-
ME: god damn it this isnt fair

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Lead is sequestered in the bones like calcium in childhood and is released as bone density drops with age. Hang on to your butts, GenX is about to wild the fuck out.

Microsoft, one of the world’s most profitable companies - a story in two parts.

Me at any business meeting: okay good. That all sounds great. And just to confirm, are we sure that no one is mad at me???

#OtD 2 May 1933, German Nazis abolished all labour unions: police units occupied all trades union offices, union officials and leaders were arrested, and union assets were seized and given to the state-sanctioned German Labour Front

7 years sober today. I no longer go to bed hoping not to wake up the next morning. I no longer am a walking corpse just waiting for the day to end. I no longer dry heave and have the shakes from withdrawal.

Today, I choose to trudge through my beautiful mess of a life. I'm grateful for it. Grateful to be sober.

#sober #sobriety

NYT op-eds be like "People talk about the dangers of sending every queer person to a labor camp. But what about the benefits?"

Elon Musk. Twitter. Transphobia 

Fuck this guy. They are gearing up for genocide

Over on the bird site the entire right is frantically trying to define “woke” and failing spectacularly

this is the stupidest shit. come on now. are you trying to become the fucking evangelicals or something?

Notice "our" oligarchic government pretty much causes recessions on purpose. Now they are saying 2 million people need to be unemployed to shift things to employer advantage.

You will work for unlivable wages if the ruling class has anything to say about it.

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