Since the Theo-conservative Republicans are onto us, Leftists must launch our plan for socialist domination immediately. Listen closely, comrades. I’ve received word from General Soros and our partners in the UN – operation Ocasio is a go. Caitlin Johnstone, you and your Contrapoints-controlled army of ANTIFA trans Mexican day laborers will join with Michael Moore’s Prius tank division north of Branson, where you will seize the guns of everyone who doesn’t blame America first, forcing them into Chapo Trap House concentration camps. That’s where Bernie Sanders and Lee Camp will re-educate them as atheists and declare victory in the War on Christmas.
COLUMBO: the criterion collection, huh... sounds interesting. not for me, though. i usually just watch the game.
ME: *smiling serenely*
COLUMBO: my WIFE however.... my wife loves, what do you call him. Yasujirō Ozu. cant get enough of "Floating Weeds." SHE tells me barnes and nobles has this big sale where you can get t-
ME: god damn it this isnt fair
#OtD 2 May 1933, German Nazis abolished all labour unions: police units occupied all trades union offices, union officials and leaders were arrested, and union assets were seized and given to the state-sanctioned German Labour Front https://libcom.org/library/nazism-and-working-class-sergio-bologna
7 years sober today. I no longer go to bed hoping not to wake up the next morning. I no longer am a walking corpse just waiting for the day to end. I no longer dry heave and have the shakes from withdrawal.
Today, I choose to trudge through my beautiful mess of a life. I'm grateful for it. Grateful to be sober.
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