Pinned toot

I’m mostly just mad at myself for working at that shithole when I could do way less work (hours) for way more money

Made $140 this week on the door dash and I’m astounded that it’s $60 less than my average paycheck from Old Job

And those checks were for 2 weeks like gotDAMM

Absolutely dominating the local TL with my shitty dance music tastes

Y’all remember when AMVs of fucking maple story avatars were a thing

He’s my best friend best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy
He’s so yummy yummy
You should get a best friend too

Gonna irritate the shit out of Dom by reliving my short phase of 90s/2000s eurodance

Absolutely shocked no one is interacting w me in regards to the late 90s early 2000s hit Blue (Da Ba Dee)

I want to share with y’all the song that is currently stuck in my head

youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

Doordash: we’re getting a lot of orders! Extend your dash now!!!!!

Also doordash: no available slots to extend

Fucc u

Hello friends it is with great joy that I inform you that Monday, the 25th, is yours truly’s birthday

What I am accepting:
- adoration
- compliments
- back scratchies
- boosts

Thank you for your love and cooperation

Instance Hazing Rituals

knzk.me: they make you watch 100 hours of anime
jorts.horse: they chop off all your jeans into jorts while you’re asleep
witches.live: ritual sacrifice to Anna who is not a cult leader
radical.town: you all go out to drinks, it’s a lovely time
glitter kittens: you get glitter bombed
sunbeam.city: they bury you and see if you sprout flowers
piss.restaurant: don’t ask

I hope you all know you’re gonna get slammed with that piss dot restaurant follow as soon as I decide to actually use a Computer

hello! i am the barman at the piss dot restaurant. would u like to try our new pisstail

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.