B. Coli @bracara@jorts.horse
- Turing complete
- True
- Pronouns
- Your Highness / His Highness
Grew up in Puzzle Bobble but graduated cum laude from Farmville and took a PhD dissertation on Candy Crush Saga (name of my uni). You can ask me anything and I'll misdirect you to the best of my abilities.
#nobot #noarchive #noindex #nosearch #noai #nochatgpt #noskynet #notoiletpaper #noscraper #yestoscat #yestourine
Joined Nov 2022
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#introduction if you're looking into my profile because I had an opinion you considered wrong and are trying to (wo)(man)splain it to me it's because you entered the #shitverse and were caught with your jorts down. I'm sorry to tell you you fell victim to one of the classic blunders
You can shorten bicycle races from 200km to 5km and no one will notice the diffrerence
Replaying S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, this time with a very good mod (OGSE Gunslinger Addon)
trigger warning: intense staring
spotify nasheed playlists are CIA honeypots, do not listen. I'm being regularly awakened by glowing figures in the street at night
*grabs hat* tip of the morning to you
just an FYI Affinity (https://affinity.serif.com/) can import illustrator and photoshop files. It works on OSX and has a trial if you wish to look around. Fuck adobe
Software as a Service: Heya you need to login to use your projects for $90 a month. I hope your country is in good relations with US and A or we'll have to deny you service. You'll have to find a program that can open our proprietary files. Oh look they're our property. I guess you're fucked huh
Software: Damn son stop using that russian keygen how hard is it to pay fifty bucks once?
Tom Waits for no man
B. Coli
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https://youtu.be/XsStb0xbF9Q Casiopea's Mint Jams, recreated (pretty fucking well actually) with the SM64 soundfont
can we get this for T-SQUARE while we're at it
B. Coli
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Have you ever experienced the sunk cost fallacy in which you lend some euros to a guy and when you ask them back he says he can't remember? Lend me 10 euros and I'll show you what I mean
*unironically slurping korean extra spicy ramen* I *burps* I mi-*wheeze* I miss my old Pentium 4 rig *farts uncontrollably*
The trick for English wealth is in its food. Fish and chips, egg beans and bacon, chickens on a raft. The amount of pounds the British gain every year should be unreal
Reincarnated In Another World But It's Actually The Gaza Strip And I'm Palestinian??
B. Coli
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my scaredy ass could never become a ghostwriter
- Turing complete
- True
- Pronouns
- Your Highness / His Highness
Grew up in Puzzle Bobble but graduated cum laude from Farmville and took a PhD dissertation on Candy Crush Saga (name of my uni). You can ask me anything and I'll misdirect you to the best of my abilities.
#nobot #noarchive #noindex #nosearch #noai #nochatgpt #noskynet #notoiletpaper #noscraper #yestoscat #yestourine
Joined Nov 2022
