Breakfastgolem, jorts-style @breakfastgolem@jorts.horse
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Alt of breakfastgolem@mastodon.social
The Breakfastgolem you know and crave, now on Jorts.horse
Joined Jan 2021
Oh boy .social just exploded again
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Eugen fears the 2015 Mitsubishi Lancer
A Pleroman wanders in to my mentions and says "block me." Glad to oblige.
And for added hilarity, the chud who waltzed in to my mentions a bit ago and said "we've all been here long before you" joined Mastodon on January 28th, 2022. Not too bright, are they?
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@breakfastgolem you're saying soc.nazipedophil.es isn't an instance that should be extended the presumption of innocence?
It'd be nice to be able to block based on agent type because at this point, there are no instances on Pleroma that aren't worth blocking.
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Block rec, racism/idiocy within
@robotcarsley @breakfastgolem @Louisa fuck these unoriginal assholes
Block rec, racism/idiocy within
These pieces of shit make it incredibly easy to block. They're all the same.
detroitriotcity
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@breakfastgolem [observational humour about how you have breakfast in your display name]
Cinnamon swirl for you my friend, it's a subtle flavor, but it has a great kick to it; the cinnamon isn't overpowering, but the oats would be flat without them
And much like this is high fiber, and high fiber isn't always appreciated, you're the fiber of the timeline; it just wouldn't be the same without your posts helping smooth it along
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@finn peace
A peace of deez NUTS lmao gottem
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assuming it's not a knockoff reproduction, this album went out of production after a single pressing in '78 because of a church-organized letter writing campaign. real collectors item.
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i've gotten out of the habit of checking in on vinyl collector ebay over the past couple years but i am precariously close to snagging this.
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@breakfastgolem @FirstProgenitor oh we have both kinds of cool emojis: both 
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@sexybenfranklin @breakfastgolem @deneb counterpoint: words are spells that allow me to insert my thoughts into other people's brains
I think it's time to move on from Jorts. It's two revisions behind and the admin posts maybe once every few months. Someone give me a good instance to go to that would be able to handle my power and big muscles.
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"hello yes this is pierogi's foster parent? i think there was a mixup, i seem to have adopted a dog"
HEY WHATS GOIN ON WITH .SOCIAL TODAY
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The plot thickens. The plot gets caked up. The plot gets absolutely jacked.
.social is the Rome of instances (it doesn't exist)
lol .social is down again
He/him
Alt of breakfastgolem@mastodon.social
The Breakfastgolem you know and crave, now on Jorts.horse
Joined Jan 2021
