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The Breakfastgolem you know and crave, now on Jorts.horse
Ugh .social is broken AGAIN why do I even pay for a subscruption >:|||||||
Damn, some of you never check your follower requests.
Look at the flowers in my yard, you fucks
I'm only here because .social broke
.social just blew up and for a moment I thought someone posted another 42,069 character post again.
jorfs (jean worfs)
Haha .social is broken again
Hmm my "tickle clown economics" toot on .social seems to have crashed the site. I've finally destroyed Mastodon. o7
New musical genres:
- Crumchstep- Post-post-punk- Moist house- Dumpstyle- Powerhonk- Fuuuuuuuudge
I think Jorts is eight minutes behind because a bunch of people came over here. Oops.
Can't wait to get to 69 toots and then delete this account.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.