"uhh my headphones need to connect to a special app to make them work good and i forgot to charge my cigarette" said the hero of a bullshit cyberpunk novel noone would ever read called the year 2019
@burgin I'm honestly surprised no one makes a nitro energy drink. Maybe I'll buy a NOS, make it flat then try it
@jackdaw_ruiz it'd prob be legitimately flat by now even if you found one ┐(￣ー￣)┌
@Authoritimmy nos has one flavor, nitro mango, that does lmao
@burgin ah I've seen those, but always just assumed it was their branding and not actually nitro. Good, the chargers are like a buck apiece
@burgin this thread is so cursed. so. so. cursed.
i love it! 🤩
@burgin i'd read it but i wouldn't enjoy it. i'd set it down and go "well that had a compelling main character but i just feel like the world building was lazy and unrealistic"
Unstoppable shitposting engine.