bushwald @bushwald@jorts.horse
amateur astronaut
Joined Nov 2022
Pinned toot
Pinned toot
🎶 if you like piña coladas...🎶
*nodding vigorously* Yeah! Fuck yes!
🎶...and getting caught in the rain🎶
What the fuck? Fuck this. I'm out.
If you make a movie that's very bad but also completely inscrutable, it will get an RT critic score of no less than 70% because critics are terrified of someone accusing them of not getting it.
One time a post went so viral that the guy who made it had to go outside and jack off in Sam Diego
The Last of Us but its Ratatouilles instead of fungus
bushwald
boosted
who's the patron saint of bazonkin' honkers
bushwald
boosted
Waylon Jeggings
About to be Skinamarinkin'
bushwald
boosted
The doctors say it's *coughs blood into white handkerchief* woke mind virus
bushwald
boosted
I would never name my child something that could get him ridiculed by his peers. Kids are mean. You can’t name a boy something like ‘Snelly’
-Doctor Forcekin
Taking a drive with the wife and kids this weekend to see Richard Gere's capybara farm
galaxy brain (bacteria)
galaxy brain (bacteria)
What if human consciousness is actually the hive mind of our gut bacteria rather than a singular thing that lives in our brain
The sequel to a Shrek spin-off was nominated for an Oscar. I took my nieces to see that movie and it was trash lol
bushwald
boosted
Rutgers University is short for Fuddrutgers University
Stupid sexy green M&M being the one real example of horseshoe theory
bushwald
boosted
fun history fact: before his conversion to Christianity he was known as Saul Blart Mall Cop
bushwald
boosted
Back in MY day we had to imagine dragons.
amateur astronaut
Joined Nov 2022
