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I DON'T MEAN TO IMPOSE BUT YOU SHOULD TRY WEARING SOME MAKE UP, I'D FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE THEN

"eggman" was the nickname dr. robotnik was given by bullies in middle school and it's pretty fucked that people are still calling him that when he's an adult

I dreamt I performed powerful magic spells using a Texas Instruments graphing calculator

*tripping over myself in a dash to be the first to reply "you hate to see it" to a tweet and still being too late*

Wo = Where
Wer = Who

how did this happen?

Mastodon isn't crumbling, and many blame the literal purpose of the software wherein communities take full control of their digital spaces thus making it impossible to completely shut down

Pretty gutted to find out that maths is literally all made up πŸ˜”

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i wonder if the vape shop will hire me if i tell them i dont onow much about vaping but im a really fast learner

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.