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In Arthur Miller's "Death of a poster" after I'm cancelled it turns out I had an alt account I'd been keeping secret from all of you

*zizek voice* he was on the right path in a way, selfagency in the bofa implosion. you must have the online breakdown and you must direct it at yourself but you must direct it in a very specific way. at what chains you, what ties you to the ruling class of online

going waluigi mode in my life by forming intense conflict relationships with entities that dont care about or notice me at all

once you get past 24 years old everyone is either 12 or 78

i really shouldn't talk shit about boomers, cishet boys, etc. the only demographic i hate is the rich

:mario_awe_reverse: just fall back bro i will catch you!!

:mario_flop: oh look a shiny rock

name a more iconic duo: bronies and have extremely confused politics

make session
total UDP

connection is a fuck

410,757,864,530
dropped packets

Here's my tech startup idea:

A printer that actually works

๐Ÿ”ฎ I've seen the future ๐Ÿ”ฎ

Later this week: the whole fediverse will be aghast at @matt's insistence on referring to every type of bird as a bodgie :herman:

RT @pewinternet@twitter.com

Majorities of Americans find it unacceptable to use algorithms forโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ‘ฎCriminal risk assessment 56%
๐Ÿ“Automated resume screening for job applicants 57%
๐Ÿ“ผAutomated video analysis of job interviews 67%
๐Ÿ’ฐPersonal finance score 68%
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Websters Dictionary defines a spatula as "a flat thin implement used especially for spreading or mixing soft substances, scooping, or lifting". In this essay I will....

the vague concept of an ENTIRE country condensed into one tiny container of spices. use its powers wisely ...

hallo I am Gunther from Stuttgart and I am here to discuss the Linux

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.