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I'm BACK baby, and by "back" I mean dumb.
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lol my witch grandma is currently going in on elon musk saying he doesn't get to deserve to fund space missions and his truck looks ugly and people who drive them should get run off the road. get his ass grandma!!!
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I love the soothing sound of my computer; busily buzzing away as I surf the web.
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worry not, i came up with "DAFTMANGO" as a better replacement for "FAANG" to make sure disney, microsoft, twitter, and oracle don't get left out
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a game where one player is declared the winner at the start by random chance and nothing can change that fact but the game keeps insisting that you can still win
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starting a gofundme to pay immortal technique to throw lin-manuel miranda into a trashcan again
Guy just cut the line at the supermarket. Was *this* close to failing No Tut November
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"ladies and gentlemen"
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-reinforces the gender binary
-antiquated
"gamers"
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-straight to the point
-inclusive of oppressed minorities
-long
-reinforces the gender binary
-antiquated
"gamers"
-short
-straight to the point
-inclusive of oppressed minorities
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Stanning your wife has no gender
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This toot was brought to you by the inter-sectional alliance of wife-persons.
We talk about wife-guys on here a lot, but I just want to take a minute and say:
Dear wife-enbys and wife-girls: you are seen, appreciated and valid π
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i will never cw for cum
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no worries :)
Happy to be able to help a bit
Science FACT: If you heat up a platonic solid, you obtain an ideal gas.
#iβ€οΈScience
Pro tip for those new to Mastodon:
@garfiald isn't real; he can't hurt you.
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