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I'm BACK baby, and by "back" I mean dumb.
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9/11: never stop never forgetting
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"Is your baby a boy or a girl?"
"Statistically speaking, probably."
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woke FOSS-bros are all like:
👏 WINE 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 EMULATOR 👏
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You Need To Get Your Shit Together 😾
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NO GODS
NO MASTERS
NO SERVICE
(we don't serve Anarchists)
Sobering thought: 2020 might finally be the year Kissinger kicks the bucket, god willing
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I think Google should save everyone a lot of time and effort and jump straight to discontinuing new services:
"We are proud to announce that Google Kitchen Tools will no longer be available on Sep 1st 2020, nor has it ever been available. Should you wish to export your Google Kitchen Tools data, you should be aware that there is no data, as Google Kitchen Tools has never existed.
Thanks,
The Google Kitchen Tools Team"
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My date: I like a partner who appreciates culture
Me (trying to impress): I _love_ yoghurt.
Horny on main for the amiga ball animation
Sorry for ghosting 🤦♂️
(was busy with posting) 👻
If i were out of things to say, I'd just stop posting 🤷♂️
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coffee, addiction
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