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in conclusion,
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I can't reply right now, seeing as I've been canceled. Please leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm no longer owned. *BEEEP*

I'm going on a toot-hiatus of indeterminate length.

If I fail to reply or get back to any of you magnificent and valid beings on here, please rest assured that it is not because of any resentment or ill will on my part. I also wish to categorically affirm once and for all that I am most definitely Not Mad online.

jorts.horse and the wider fediverse has been a wonderful place, and I hope to some day get back on here when my off-line life has improved a bit.

in conclusion,
Poo poo, pee pee

Since I seem to be the only person on Mastodon who isn't from the Pacific Northwest, I figured this would me up everyone else's alley:

mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-a

red guards austin ceasing operations as soon as the FBI announces they can't pay informants because of the shutdown and then almost immediately going to intimidate elderly anti-war protesters as soon as the government starts running again, sure is something alright.

Stephen Pinker can get it,
and by 'it' I mean a punch in the face πŸ€“ πŸ€›

When are these corporations gonna learn to tighten their belts and live within their means?

Spent a few minutes going on the fantastic by our esteemed top-tooter @garfiald

Top content; no regrets; could have been longer.
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