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ec, suit 

"Is your baby a boy or a girl?"
"Statistically speaking, probably."

woke FOSS-bros are all like:
πŸ‘ WINE πŸ‘ IS πŸ‘ NOT πŸ‘ AN πŸ‘ EMULATOR πŸ‘

maths fact: dodecahedrons have a secret 13th side which the mathematical establishment don't want you to know about. I am putting myself at considerable risk by telling you this, but cannot stay silent any longer. The truth will out.

Sobering thought: 2020 might finally be the year Kissinger kicks the bucket, god willing

I think Google should save everyone a lot of time and effort and jump straight to discontinuing new services:

"We are proud to announce that Google Kitchen Tools will no longer be available on Sep 1st 2020, nor has it ever been available. Should you wish to export your Google Kitchen Tools data, you should be aware that there is no data, as Google Kitchen Tools has never existed.

Thanks,
The Google Kitchen Tools Team"

My date: I like a partner who appreciates culture

Me (trying to impress): I _love_ yoghurt.

Sorry for ghosting πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
(was busy with posting) πŸ‘»

If i were out of things to say, I'd just stop posting πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

coffee, addiction 

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