🐝 Wholesome 🧙 Toots 🐘 @cronjager@jorts.horse

here's my prediction for how BotW 2 starts

free username: @youfuckingclown

I DON'T MEAN TO IMPOSE BUT YOU SHOULD TRY WEARING SOME MAKE UP, I'D FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE THEN

"eggman" was the nickname dr. robotnik was given by bullies in middle school and it's pretty fucked that people are still calling him that when he's an adult

DEBATE ME, YOU COWARD ·

I dreamt I performed powerful magic spells using a Texas Instruments graphing calculator

Rigged? These Guys Have Won ‘Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton’ Award 17 Years Running
https://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/rigged-these-guys-have-won-best-ever-death-metal-band-in-denton-award-17-years-running/?fbclid=IwAR110lVc-8T_L0QmEFL9qFboXOeJgXIsouq2kYUlvhRnHxW1gwlxf-RtOmc

RT @bbygrlvirgo@twitter.com

oh my god..., who’s gonna tell him

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/bbygrlvirgo/status/1139278482498883595

*tripping over myself in a dash to be the first to reply "you hate to see it" to a tweet and still being too late*

oh i get it... like knzk deez nutts lmao

eugenics but for gamers

Mastodon isn't crumbling, and many blame the literal purpose of the software wherein communities take full control of their digital spaces thus making it impossible to completely shut down

#mememagic, #rms

im leaving this for @kioskwitch so she can start her day off with a bang

i wonder if the vape shop will hire me if i tell them i dont onow much about vaping but im a really fast learner