Snoop Doug @dubsteppenwolf@jorts.horse

Me whenever anyone does anything

*to the tune of Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta by the Getto Boys*

damn it feels good to be a gamer

*everyone starts yelling at me*

Me whenever anyone does anything

The cast is great and I like the premise quite a lot so I'm dying to see how they managed to fuck this up badly enough to hit like 15% on RT

Welp I'm going to bed but please join me tomorrow when I live-toot some absolutely hot garbage called Air, the only sci-fi from 2015 that managed to be so bad that I wasn't even aware it existed until just now

I have Some Thoughts about this new imdb channel which are mainly "ads are incorrectly placed" and "too many goddamn ads" and "why is this the only place to watch Adaptation"

Showing up at the blood bank once a month to ask for a refill

I'm basically out of blood at this point

anyway I didn't read The Article so as usual I'm talking out of my entire ass

Nothing has ever or will ever capture the dread of the bayou as accurately and effectively as the first season of True Detective, do not @ me

Sometimes I like to fly all the way to Argentina, declare myself an expert on the culture after living there for like 3 weeks, and then write a bunch of shitty medium articles where I get mad that they're all talking about something called "soccer" instead of american football

I think it's probably real good though

Anyway I'm watching Sharp Objects and by "watching" I mean "staring in the general direction of the tv while my eyes glaze over from pain and kinda halfway following the plot"

Blumhouse is like 70% unbridled genius and 30% heinous dogshit. Maybe 60/40. Half and half.

I'm rereading this toot and it feels like a bot wrote it after being fed thousands of hours of my Content(tm)