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here's a picture I made for reply guys, free for distribution to my masto buds

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Johny Johny

yes papa

summoning the ancients

no papa

telling lies

no papa

what's that behind you

H̵̡̡̥̥̰̣̝̱͉̳̻͇̱̀ͅẢ̶̡̝̫̺̮̟̖̥̣̻̭͔͔̈́̍͊͑̿͛̈́̈́̿͛͘͘ ̵̲̮͖̟̩̰̲̝̹̹̗̿͐̎̉̇͗͋̎̋̒̀́̈́͜H̴̪̟͔̟̉́̒͌̎̅͛̌̀̕̚Ǎ̴̖̠͂̒̀̅͊̌͋̈́͐͝ ̷̨̘̬̠̥̺͕̂̇͒̚͝͝H̷̦̞̠̮͊̓́̽̀Ą̴̢̱͖̖͖̲͇̮̪͋͆̓

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*to the tune of Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta by the Getto Boys*

damn it feels good to be a gamer

*everyone starts yelling at me*

been inside for weeks and I still cant get anyone to give me a fursona. this is bullshit

i log on the website

"vore is a female-exclusive power"

i log off the website

somebody streamed CATS earlier tonight and my brain is destroyed. i think it's permanently damaged.

We're watching something called "Birdemic" if you want to drop by

imagine having a normal person's brain. like just imagine having a brain that functions normally. imagine going around with your factory-issue normal brain like 'what's for lunch'. imagine

hello horsegang I set up a discord where you can watch movies with me while you're stuck inside

discord.gg/3aFGvJm

Diadem girls only know fish, hit rock, get big log and lie

I am once again asking you to kick my ass. Beat me to death.

Artist's conception of how a videocall would look like in the year 2000. (1910)

trying to save my best shitposts for when jorts.horse comes back up but i'm not sure i'll remember them in an hour let alone all the way to 2024

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.