groverhaus of leaves @dubsteppenwolf@jorts.horse
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I don't know what you're mad about because I can't read :)
Joined Oct 2018
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the internet isn't damaging my brain (five minutes later, sewing in a sleeve) Sleve McDichael lmao
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how’s my driving??? Dial 1-800-CHUG-PISS
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my jeanus hortse so bad
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please do not waste my time reporting my users for "lacking general quality", it only makes their posts worse
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It has come to my attention that "bisexual" refers to once every two sexuals and not twice per sexual
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i'm suffering for my hubris so bad right now bro. the gods are laughing at me dude
I'm gonna eat like 45 of them little sons of bitches
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shall I compare thee to a springtime day? thou art very hot but filled with bugs,
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someone on the costume team for House fuckin hated Lisa Edelstein's guts. the fits are just atrocious
*pawn stars voice* best I can do is c4 QiQi
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As a sex-repulsed asexual, I hate it when people have sex. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with League of Legends
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Jerry: you bungled the scrungle?
George: im a scrungler bungler jerry!!!
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Logging in to the Serious Politics Account to post takes like "She Durbin on my Dick till I represent Illinois in the United States Senate"
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2023 NBA Finals My cooking skills
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Heat-Nuggets
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sorry about texting you every page of that manga as I read it last night, I had a nasty case of kirkland signature hard cider
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tired of the "GIF: jif or gif?" debate. it's time for "jender vs gender"
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censoring my agatha christie novels by hand to remove the p-word (poirot)
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I don't know what you're mad about because I can't read :)
Joined Oct 2018
