something i just did reminded her of the time (i have no memory of this) when she came to bed at like 3AM and was trying to go to sleep but i wouldn't stop threatening her with something called "tibetan kick-fighting" and when she finally told me to shut the fuck up i replied "STAY BACK OR I'LL BUST YOUR MILK" and now i'm laughing so hard it hurts
I'm a real piece of shit but I can put a straw in a Capri Sun one-handed so it pretty much evens out. Nightcrew mod. Jorts Authority. She/they.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.