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*to the tune of Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta by the Getto Boys*

damn it feels good to be a gamer

*everyone starts yelling at me*

My local facebookers are discussing some racist trashbag and somebody says "not only is she a nazi, she puts tomatoes in gumbo and still says 'trolley' "

I just read 314 pages of everybody screaming at this guy for blowing his kid's college money on internet pogs and MAN do I feel good about my life choices

Fun Fact: the dril "candles" tweet is based on a real guy called Zaurg from the Something Awful forums. He just got banned for buying $3,000 worth of Bitcoin.

Someone put a book about the Protestant Reformation in our mailbox... unwrapped, no address, no explanation. The only people who can get it open are USPS, amazon & FedEx. The office managers, maybe, but they definitely aren't supposed to.

Ten months, five or six home attempts, 3 separate salon appointments and I have no fuckin idea how much money to get rid of that shit. The only thing I ever remember being this hard to take out was a box of Clairol Nice & Easy blue-black when I was like 14, which I ended up giving myself a boy's haircut to get rid of

I found the original post from the first time I tried to remove the teal from my hair and it was JANUARY 11TH i literally can't believe it took so long

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Me at the goth gf store: i would like one big tity goth gf

clerk: big tity is 50 cents extra

Now that my hair is the color of storm clouds i feel like I'm gonna need a whole new set of arcane curses to whisper at passing men

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Should I watch Whatever Happened To Baby Jane right before bed, this seems super smart to me, a person who's never seen it

This is the jorts, and this is the horse. Toot full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within. This is the jorts, and this is the horse. Toot full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within. This is the jorts, and this is the horse. Toot full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within. This is the jorts, and this is the horse. Toot full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within. This is the jorts, and t

Ayn Rand's hypocrisy over collecting social security gets pointed out a lot, but also, let's just note that she had Alan Greenspan cosign a letter kicking her ex out of objectivism.

the Rude Skincare dm remains one of twitter's greatest secrets

the whole group dm going wild because I called Essence Princess Lash "hell-jism from the devil's ballbag"

what idiot decided to call it the Hindenburg instead of Dead Zeppelin?

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Horses can wear jorts too. [[THIS IS ETERNALLY A WORK IN PROGRESS]]