here's a picture I made for reply guys, free for distribution to my masto buds
Last night, @killeveryhetero worked late into the night, with support from @Luxotek, to make sure we could continue to enjoy our shitposting. This is how it went down, I assume:
i literally cannot stop delivering packidge
if anyone has been thinking of joining or coming back to JORTS DOT HORSE and didn't because it was so out of date, well, now's your chance. sign-ups are re-enabled, we're running latest masto, and (afaik) we've never been at the center of a fedi controversy
downsides: absentee badmin who never posts
upsides: damn thats a sexy jorts horse logo
i might need to disable sign-ups again if we get inundated with weird bot accounts like last time, but for now they're open!
lmao its still going... gonna have to turn off registration for a few days
We're not even really sure that a person is doing it, it looks almost like a bot creating bots. Anyway whoever it is they dont seem to be actually *doing* anything
I'll just say "bat"
this was more of a joke than a serious request but I have still spent entirely too much time thinking about which animal I would be and come up completely empty, which is probably a sign that I am like negative-percent furry
I'm a real piece of shit but I can put a straw in a Capri Sun one-handed so it pretty much evens out. Nightcrew mod. Jorts Authority. She/they.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.