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here's a picture I made for reply guys, free for distribution to my masto buds

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Johny Johny

yes papa

summoning the ancients

no papa

telling lies

no papa

what's that behind you

H̵̡̡̥̥̰̣̝̱͉̳̻͇̱̀ͅẢ̶̡̝̫̺̮̟̖̥̣̻̭͔͔̈́̍͊͑̿͛̈́̈́̿͛͘͘ ̵̲̮͖̟̩̰̲̝̹̹̗̿͐̎̉̇͗͋̎̋̒̀́̈́͜H̴̪̟͔̟̉́̒͌̎̅͛̌̀̕̚Ǎ̴̖̠͂̒̀̅͊̌͋̈́͐͝ ̷̨̘̬̠̥̺͕̂̇͒̚͝͝H̷̦̞̠̮͊̓́̽̀Ą̴̢̱͖̖͖̲͇̮̪͋͆̓

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*to the tune of Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta by the Getto Boys*

damn it feels good to be a gamer

*everyone starts yelling at me*

please wear sunscreen if you're going out there (avoid oil-based or "waterproof" sunscreens if you can)

i think jorts.horse deserves a hand for literally never being the center of a fediverse controversy

lmao its still going... gonna have to turn off registration for a few days

My unauthorized sequel to "The Silence of the Lambs" is scarier than the original in many ways. For example, it has a more frightening title, which is: "The Lambs Scream at You"

We're not even really sure that a person is doing it, it looks almost like a bot creating bots. Anyway whoever it is they dont seem to be actually *doing* anything

Deleted another batch of about 30 bot accounts... not sure what the point of this behavior is

this was more of a joke than a serious request but I have still spent entirely too much time thinking about which animal I would be and come up completely empty, which is probably a sign that I am like negative-percent furry

Questionable Content is a webcomic i enjoy despite my issues with it, but one thing do hold against jeph jacques is how many fucking incredible instance urls he's hoarding away

been inside for weeks and I still cant get anyone to give me a fursona. this is bullshit

i log on the website

"vore is a female-exclusive power"

i log off the website

somebody streamed CATS earlier tonight and my brain is destroyed. i think it's permanently damaged.

We're watching something called "Birdemic" if you want to drop by

imagine having a normal person's brain. like just imagine having a brain that functions normally. imagine going around with your factory-issue normal brain like 'what's for lunch'. imagine

hello horsegang I set up a discord where you can watch movies with me while you're stuck inside

discord.gg/3aFGvJm

Diadem girls only know fish, hit rock, get big log and lie

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.