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Johny Johny

yes papa

summoning the ancients

no papa

telling lies

no papa

what's that behind you

H̵̡̡̥̥̰̣̝̱͉̳̻͇̱̀ͅẢ̶̡̝̫̺̮̟̖̥̣̻̭͔͔̈́̍͊͑̿͛̈́̈́̿͛͘͘ ̵̲̮͖̟̩̰̲̝̹̹̗̿͐̎̉̇͗͋̎̋̒̀́̈́͜H̴̪̟͔̟̉́̒͌̎̅͛̌̀̕̚Ǎ̴̖̠͂̒̀̅͊̌͋̈́͐͝ ̷̨̘̬̠̥̺͕̂̇͒̚͝͝H̷̦̞̠̮͊̓́̽̀Ą̴̢̱͖̖͖̲͇̮̪͋͆̓

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*to the tune of Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta by the Getto Boys*

damn it feels good to be a gamer

*everyone starts yelling at me*

Who's fucking idea was it to put the waking sands there. Someone will ANSWER for this

Hello I'm playing the final fantasy mmo and I have some THOUGHTS

I want to own the Meat Dress. I want to wear it every day like it's a Star Trek uniform. Everybody will see me and say "there goes that dumb bitch in the meat dress"

There should be a David Attenborough ocean show but ONLY the weird glowing shrimps at the bottom of the seafloor. Not a one hour special either I want 7 seasons of that shit

Zoey's got me watching something called Psychopass??? Anyway we're spending most of our time yelling at the screen about "touching weiners with Jeff", which is the plot of the show, to us

I should not be allowed to just download whatever font I want.

I hope when I die it's because I fell in a volcano

one advantage of being on jorts horse is that whenever im not getting interaction i can blame it on the servers

If anyone's wondering how I'm doing the answer is "dying of shitty back-itis" ok thanks

Mike Gravel: I want to run not the win the presidency but to enter the debates and move the dialogue to a critique of imperialism

Comrades begrudgingly planning to vote Sanders sespite his imperialism: You shout the hell your mouth and get the hell in that white house Mike

Still on my Dracula Sex Tape bullshit Show more

Throne Games (no spoilers) Show more

Guess I gotta decide if I'm going to save up all the Throne Games and watch them 8 weeks from now or start tonight and trust my shitty brain to follow the plot one week at a time

Hellbent is really out here claiming to be the "first gay slasher" like we've never seen Nightmare on Elm Street 2

If you get a greek DVD of a Charlton Heston movie he'll be credited as "Charlton Easton" because Heston sounds like Χέστον which means "take a shit on him"

Hi I've had "Dracula Sex Tape" to the tune of Eleanor Rigby stuck in my head for forty minutes. How's everybody doing.

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