Dracula Sex Tape @dubsteppenwolf@jorts.horse

here's a picture I made for reply guys, free for distribution to my masto buds

Johny Johny

yes papa

summoning the ancients

no papa

telling lies

no papa

what's that behind you

H̵̡̡̥̥̰̣̝̱͉̳̻͇̱̀ͅẢ̶̡̝̫̺̮̟̖̥̣̻̭͔͔̈́̍͊͑̿͛̈́̈́̿͛͘͘ ̵̲̮͖̟̩̰̲̝̹̹̗̿͐̎̉̇͗͋̎̋̒̀́̈́͜H̴̪̟͔̟̉́̒͌̎̅͛̌̀̕̚Ǎ̴̖̠͂̒̀̅͊̌͋̈́͐͝ ̷̨̘̬̠̥̺͕̂̇͒̚͝͝H̷̦̞̠̮͊̓́̽̀Ą̴̢̱͖̖͖̲͇̮̪͋͆̓

Me whenever anyone does anything

*to the tune of Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta by the Getto Boys*

damn it feels good to be a gamer

*everyone starts yelling at me*

please wear sunscreen if you're going out there (avoid oil-based or "waterproof" sunscreens if you can)

lmao its still going... gonna have to turn off registration for a few days

We're not even really sure that a person is doing it, it looks almost like a bot creating bots. Anyway whoever it is they dont seem to be actually *doing* anything

Deleted another batch of about 30 bot accounts... not sure what the point of this behavior is

I'll just say "bat"

this was more of a joke than a serious request but I have still spent entirely too much time thinking about which animal I would be and come up completely empty, which is probably a sign that I am like negative-percent furry

been inside for weeks and I still cant get anyone to give me a fursona. this is bullshit

somebody streamed CATS earlier tonight and my brain is destroyed. i think it's permanently damaged.

We're watching something called "Birdemic" if you want to drop by

(offer not limited to horsegang)

hello horsegang I set up a discord where you can watch movies with me while you're stuck inside

https://discord.gg/3aFGvJm

Diadem girls only know fish, hit rock, get big log and lie

me, when I see a post