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with all these people making bread they should call it doughvid-19. boosts below 👇🏻

personally i dont see how you could be bummed out holding a wicked sick katana

your relationships with your friends deserve the same work you would put into relationships with your partner. we put that emotional work in for our partners because western society is super isolated and teaches you to only be dependant on yourself and the person you're in a romantic relationship with. this means you end up at least somewhat dependant on one person and you *have* to put in that work so you can like, stay financially safe and stuff

reminder that amazon workers in new york are striking tomorrow (3/30) so remember not to buy anything from them

@hasya23 Instacart is also striking tomorrow. Dont break the picket lines

reminder that amazon workers in new york are striking tomorrow (3/30) so remember not to buy anything from them

yelling out "GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL" loudly in public whenever i see someone toss something to someone else, then proceeding to critique their technique like a sports announcer

deep sea fishing trip but its just to look at em. deep sea photography trip

This system was designed, built, and refined over the course of hundreds of years just to kill you and you're still here.

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jorts.horse

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