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my friends gamebook sword of the bastard elf is free as a .pdf right now, it plays like a choose your own adventure book mixed with a simple rpg and is very funny. it’s also probably the first or second longest choose your own adventure book ever made.

get it for free here👉 drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?di

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the ferocious death yodel of the mountain dwelling honkey

@hasya23 put taupe in a bag and beat it with sticks until it tells us where eggshell is hiding

theres about five people awake right now and you dont even need to ask

yes we eat ass and dip the balls in earl gray tea, YES we vote

i swear if i see the word "unproblematic" one more time

it's time to get woke about our dick and balls

covering myself in silver paint and riding a skateboard nude. i am the silver surfer and the law cannot stop me.

idea to solve racism: we ban all words describing colors

my favourite colour is green and my favourite state of being is 'not on fire'

tell your kids, naked style kills.

always phone post with a protective case.

help i posted naked style and it reduced the air resistance on my pants so much that i keep sliding into walls like a dog on linoleum

taking the case off my phone so i can post "naked style"

the most difficult style to master

*thunder crashes dramatically, the ornate room is lit by occasional flashes of lightning*
i bet you are wondering why i called you all here tonight.....

it is because my ass itches. owned. i made you drive all the way over here because you thought it was a emergency. haha bitch.

*thunder crashes dramatically, the ornate room is lit by occasional flashes of lightning*
i bet you are wondering why i called you all here tonight.....

it is to settle, once and for all, who is the mousetrap king. gentlemen, ready your mice and may the gods look favorably upon this board game competition.

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