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my friends gamebook sword of the bastard elf is free as a .pdf right now, it plays like a choose your own adventure book mixed with a simple rpg and is very funny. it’s also probably the first or second longest choose your own adventure book ever made.

get it for free here👉

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Roommates just gave us 30 days notice as they move into a smaller unit in the same complex. Buncha cishet fuckos

Welp, our housing situation is now pretty dire. I swear I'll stop spamming y'all with my donate links once our housing is stable again. Brown lesbian and her trans gf need assistance now.
venmo: amelia_leviosa
Cash app: $hamsterpower

tired of blocking the weird incel blog guy every time he makes a new account? all you have to do is add a filter!

1.go to preferences and select "add new filter"

2. type in "" and copy all of the settings in the second screenshot. make sure to uncheck "whole word"

3. everytime a toot has the name of that blog somewhere in the post it will show up on your timeline as "filtered" like the third screenshot.

(this does not block the account he is spamming from)

Sorry for my absence. I am now Ordained as a Methodist minister in the state of Ohio and I have to do a lot of exorcisms so that takes up most of my day

types of wives

-americanwife (i hope u like casseroles)

-icewife (bonus damage against firewifes)

-gunwife (carries everywhere)

-knifewife (a wife made of knives)

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not sure why they call it root beer, it’s good but i’d hardly cheer for it

bad move on god’s part to make all my hinges and joints out of balsa wood and spit

am i incredibly frail or is the switch actually kinda heavy

*while blasting shit out of my perfect ass* HERO!!🎵🎶

i have had the one punch theme song stuck in my head for several days now

On Saturday, June 29, the Proud Boys hate group is planning to invade downtown Portland, looking for targets for violent attacks.We are calling the community to come out to the streets of portland on June 29, 2019, to defend our city against this attack.
#antifa #antifascism #oregon #alerta #portland

mastodon is fucking great because instead of getting banned for making posts like this ill get 17 replies saying "yes daddy destroy these gonads ive been a very bad cracker"

me when mom leaves me alone at the store with 20$ so I can buy what I choose

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.