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my friends gamebook sword of the bastard elf is free as a .pdf right now, it plays like a choose your own adventure book mixed with a simple rpg and is very funny. it’s also probably the first or second longest choose your own adventure book ever made.

get it for free here👉 drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?di

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happy birthday to jello biafra, the man who is famous for pushing the boundaries of what is considered a acceptable name

@hasya23 Instructions unclear, accidentally drilled a hole through girl's eyes and accidentally looked at another girl's butt standing behind her

Making a porno called “Ass Assassins” (because it has the word “ass” three times)

*on tour with the person who predicted sikh male headwear*

here I am
on the road again
here I am
up on the stage
here I go
playin star again
there I go
turban sage

*on tour with the person who predicted sikh male headwear*

we should stop for gas

do not blink or divert your gaze, it is also suggested to open your eyes as wide as possible for maximum effect.

girls have a sixth sense that tells them if ur looking at their butts so you gotta stare deep into their eyes like your trying to drill a hole with cyclops eye lasers when you talk to them. it’s science.

i live in a poison house, it’s metal as fuck and cool instead of bad. if i run my washer or oven it releases enough carbon monoxide sometimes that i have to sit outside until it dissipates so i dont die. i love this. metal.

under capitalism...we are all paypigs, so give my wallet back BECKY

Orb-chan is ready for anime school! Let her radiant skin blind you and melt your eyes as you try to make conversation! @johnrandom

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