5G chipped hasya @hasya23@jorts.horse

@robotcarsley @hasya23 @Capheind

replace the fidget spinner with a saw blade and the synth part with an electric motor and then throw it down my pants while it's on please

Who's ready to get their merit badge this summer

if only

lol c'mon guys let's not make apartheid into a race thing

Yeah no it’s called the fucken fediverse or some shit. It's a decentralised social network or some fucking thing I dunno tone

when one of your lifelong friends comes out as a trans girl that's a girled friend

If you want to be in the Monads RPG, I will need you to sign up here with a paragraph that is similar to the following (using positive 'is' statements, grouping related information together, keeping it simple and extremely clear), not to exceed 600 characters (ideally fewer):

Papa Smurf (key term won't count toward character limit):
Papa Smurf is a Monads user. Papa Smurf is a shitposter. Papa Smurf is a tankie. Papa Smurf's posts are gross and fucked up. Papa Smurf is dating the moms of everyone on Mastodon. Papa Smurf is bisexual. Papa Smurf is a trans enby. Papa Smurf is referred to by xe/xer pronouns. Papa Smurf Papa Smurf is a Muslim. Papa Smurf is a wizard. Papa Smurf is friendly to shitposters. Papa Smurf is hostile to strangers. Papa Smurf is the target of many pedants. Papa Smurf is undefeated by any hater.

Note: I may be adding character classes, etc later for fun, so ideally leave room if you can for classes and maybe factions? We'll see.

your toes. hand them over