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Another periodic reminder that this account is unused and just kinda an archive! You can find me over at @infernusgoatus.

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Just a reminder that this account is now just hanging around as an archive! I've moved to @infernusgoatus, so if you received a follow request from that account, that's why!

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I'm the king of forming opinions about things that were relevant 5+ years ago.

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You ready for Minion-face bikini? 

Too bad, it's here now.

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Another periodic reminder that this account is unused and just kinda an archive! You can find me over at @infernusgoatus.

Just a reminder that this account is now just hanging around as an archive! I've moved to @infernusgoatus, so if you received a follow request from that account, that's why!

Just a reminder that this account is now just hanging around as an archive! I've moved to @infernusgoatus, so if you received a follow request from that account, that's why!

Now we will crash the whole instance by inundating it with new follows.

kvlt.zone only exists so that I can make emoji like this :ghostband: and @infernusgoatus can make emoji like :dogofwisdom:

Our instance mascot is named (redux because of a misspelling).

kvlt.zone's about to be up and running. After two years. It all started from a joke with Dave, who isn't around anymore. I still can't believe it happened anyway

im beginning to think that doing all of that murder while poirot happened to be visiting my village was a bad idea

Call me Charles Dickens with the way all my posts are fifty words long and broken by six commas

Hello friends, have you heard the good news about A Late Night Bowl Of Cereal?

Usi la app #Immuni? (Se no, indicare perché) Do you use any contact-trace app? Utilisez-vous des applications de traçage?

Can't think of Pyramid Head without thinking about all the people on the early/mid-aughts internet who wanted to fuck him.

take care of my wife while im gone make sure to give her some catnip

god it's been ten years since i've been in a Waffle House. utterly fucked. i've become everything i ever hated.

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