Jeorge Stalex (Jeans G.Stalex) @infernusgoatus@jorts.horse

Hello, your order has arrived

​​ how to convince my body, and my eyelids in particular, that I'm "not tired"

I need to get the fuck out of here before the owner of this car comes back

Startup life

garlic parm fries

normal people: 😆
me, an intellectual anime enthusiast

bigfoot but instead of a big hairy dude it's a big hairy snail

@paul 😂😂😂

Without question the best amateur game development platform that has ever been and probably will ever be was Flash. Flash was fucking great. Steve Jobs killed it because it threatened his walled garden App Store and amateur, vernacular games vanished from the internet. The technicians will point out that technically you could achieve the same results with JavaScript and the Canvas element, but there are reasons technicians don’t like to acknowledge that that hasn’t happened. R.I.fuckingP.

honestly these all suck

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/09/28/opinion/america-flag-design.html?_sm_au_=iVVj20WV5twRFFTQKGfGBK6M0f674

Are you there god? It's me, YOUR DOOM! pulls knife

Potatoes on point. I'm learning uppercase now :D #calligraphy

Paul Chadeisson makes #Scifi #Art that really throws your sense of scale out the window

#TeamBringBackVisibleScrollbars

The Assassination of My Sinuses By the Cowards Ragweed Pollen, Mold, and Corn and Soybean Harvests

Some people say m.s is bad, that there is too much spam, but I say, where else would I find someone who can hang curtains for me in Abu Dhabi?