j̨i̢͟z̶҉͡z̷͝w̷̴̸i҉tch̡͡ @jizzwitch@jorts.horse
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Ur unproblematic fav 505 year old necromancer nudes lich. She/her 18+
Joined Oct 2018
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Lewd + slime
Really want to take pics of my tits covered in slime
this emoji is about me
I'm going creature mode
what up homies
To my sistren who say "kill all men," I respond,, simply bimboify them
My 3 year old just yelled "THATS JUST A GOD DAMN OLD BOOK" and I'm v pleased
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I’m the hot lunch lady of mastodon, giving everyone I like a little extra slime and a wink
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Y'all remember that time I told laser he was out here looking like somebody's damn cousin
Like sand thru the hourglass so flowed the roasts of bofa.lol
At the children's museum and there's a dude w serious face tattoos and a toddler named Nixon lmfao
I'm still pissed about it but at least I won.
Just put the fear of god into my first grader's principal. When I got in the car Personal Jesus was playing. I love synchronicity
Who will be champion of my heart
https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=7VSuVt8
Selfie EC
What up it's ya girl jizzwitch and I'm here for 
I got my own blood plasma microneedled into my face this morning ama
Y'all wanna see the sweetass knife some twitter sub got me
This is a knife
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*incredibly genius billionaire silicon valley guy wearing a galaxy gear on both wrists and swiping them across his face as they repeatedly fail to scan his retinas* i “hacked” my marriage by getting a handjob from a grad student at Lollapolooza
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boost this toot and I'll give your dick a name
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my sauces are too strong for you, adventurer
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Ur unproblematic fav 505 year old necromancer nudes lich. She/her 18+
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