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Lewd + slime Show more

Selfie, ec, pain mention Show more

Tired: brutalist architecture
Wired: brutalist architecture consumed by plants

lewd Show more

Gravy is a fun, cheap lubricant that'll make your whole house smell like christmas dinner!

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Lewd shitpost based on a true story Show more

Lewd shitpost based on a true story Show more

A selfie, no eye contact - Kind of NSFW/lewd but clothed - Boosts 🆗 Show more

It was the Yuletide, that men call Christmas though they know in their hearts it is older than Bethlehem and Babylon, older than Memphis and mankind. It was the Yuletide, and I had come at last to the ancient sea town where my people had dwelt and kept festival in the elder time when festival was forbidden; where also they had commanded their sons to keep festival once every century, that the memory of primal secrets might not be forgotten.

Friends, do not open. Haters this is for u Show more

christmas / drug mention Show more

bad Show more

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