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Lewd + slime Show more

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Pals of the PNW: I'm performing with a very good chorus in December, if you want info about show locations and dates pls direct toot me

I've never resurrected a woman using a weird combination of black magic and illegal science in the hopes that she would fall in love with me out of gratitude. does that make me a feminist? I don't know. and honestly? don't care

lewd and gross and i'm very sorry for posting it Show more

not a cell phone in sight. just living in the moment. absolutely beautiful, wish we could go back ...

All girls are demons, which is why they're so hot and awesome.

Ds9 Show more

following someone back right after they follow you is the equivalent of someone’s hand brushing yours and you just fucking grab it and hold on to it and I am here for that

Ds9 Show more

found a lamp n i asked the genie if he could make my dick shoot out teeth instead a cum n he said yes

I have made a popularity list and you are all on it

Y'all remember that time I told laser he was out here looking like somebody's damn cousin

Like sand thru the hourglass so flowed the roasts of bofa.lol

Don’t walk in on me “masturbating” you cannot comprehend it.

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.