Milkshake, ukpol, Farage, lmao Show more

me, with chronic neck and back knots due to a lifetime of internalizing every emotion and reaction ive ever had: if only this could have been prevented

ugh, I don't know a vast majority of people have it pretty tough too

one of my vertebrae is stuck and that is what’s been causing my back pain maybe ! idk why it took 5 people to figure this out but here we are

we've managed to locate the most powerful, elegant eyebrows in the world... we've traced the location to the girl reading this

selfie, none eye contact with left beef Show more

Zombie workers unite

You have nothing to lose but your brains

whoops my paypal broke the exact week i got too busy w new job to check email, unpaid hosting bill was missed, so the giant horse is having a peaceful little sabbatical in the trash can icon in the sky or something

anyway i severely underestimated how swamped i was gonna get and will hopefully rectify asap but kinda wishing i’d exported some more stuff, more recently

maybe when i’m on salary again i can pay someone to make a simple auto backup tool i will host for free

i promise my posts will expand back to encompass something other than technology gripes but cannot say when

nobody has ever or will ever “eye [my] netflix app on the bus,” release-notes-writers. shut the heck up

[deciding which email app to use]
[deciding which web browser to use]

hm, next, where are the third party Slack apps? oh wait

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.