marcel boust @mood@jorts.horse

rebranding as a long board jackass

Some of them are bad but some of them are Very Good

Hmmm well this one made my skeleton try and escape

jesus this is grim

taking a big dose of my SJW pills

whoa blackadder, bam-ba-lam

@morae "that'll be 7.45" "i don't acknowledge *gestures* this game"

*picks up items and leaves*

boost+fav = haha yeah!

boost = this. just. this. I have nothing to add

Urist doesn't seem to be able to turn on its case fan.

It's not literally on fire yet, but I'm worried.

https://gist.github.com/BenLubar/a6a353d045e15b17e976759ea3c9ab96#file-sensors-log

Oh my one surviving sunflower has started blooming!!!! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL <3

HERMITAGE, Tenn. (WTVF) — An Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent tried to bring a man in Hermitage into custody, but neighbors formed a human chain to allow the man and his son to get home: https://www.newschannel5.com/news/ice-agents-involved-in-a-traffic-stop-in-hemitage

"Browsers are pretty good at loading pages, it turns out" by Carter Sande https://carter.sande.duodecima.technology/javascript-page-navigation/

See also: https://jakearchibald.com/2016/fun-hacks-faster-content/

One must imagine an aged country ham is like jazz

Netflix could probably bring subscription costs *down*if it just stopped subsidizing the continued careers of several dozen bad comedy men.

@taweret id love it but he's to old to get his ass kicked. What about Picard the lawyer series where he's some kinda jag officer. All his best episodes are either him on trial or him defending someone on trial

"Statistics show that waste collection is one of the most dangerous jobs, at times more dangerous than police work, but consistently less dangerous than commercial fishing and ranch and farm work. On-the-job hazards include broken glass, medical waste such as syringes, caustic chemicals, falling objects from overloaded containers, diseases that may accompany solid waste, asbestos, dog attacks and pests, inhaling dust, smoke and chemical fumes, inclement weather, traffic accidents, and unpleasant odors that can make someone physically sick."

From https://twitter.com/urbanfriendden

instead of "sir/madam", consider "traveller"

- gender neutral
- fun to say
- acknowledges the endless journey of the soul
- makes you feel like a medieval tavernkeep
- you absolutely can't risk misgendering a wandering swordmaster