Straight boy texts from that one Twitter account Show more

@morae "that'll be 7.45" "i don't acknowledge *gestures* this game"

*picks up items and leaves*

boost+fav = haha yeah!

boost = this. just. this. I have nothing to add

having experienced both, i think i prefer the better-looking ID / worse-looking at that moment because at least the person knows what’s possible 😂

which is worse: having someone checking your ID tell you the photo looks better than you presently look, or worse

request for technical help Show more

Oh my one surviving sunflower has started blooming!!!! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL <3

i feel like i’ll always read neal stephenson books because his obnoxious main characters’ anxious inner monologues are similar to my own. it does feel very claustrophobic though

news story about ICE and community pushback (-/+) Show more

Netflix could probably bring subscription costs *down*if it just stopped subsidizing the continued careers of several dozen bad comedy men.

New picard show Show more

A description of the dangers sanitary workers go through provided by the lovely people at wikipedia Show more

From twitter.com/urbanfriendden

instead of "sir/madam", consider "traveller"

- gender neutral
- fun to say
- acknowledges the endless journey of the soul
- makes you feel like a medieval tavernkeep
- you absolutely can't risk misgendering a wandering swordmaster

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